From: Ryou kitten_lover66@hotmail.com

To: Bakura evil_tombrobber_from_hell666@hotmail.com



1. What is your christened name? Bakura

2. What time is it? 4:00 am

3. Are you bored? Why else would I be doing this?

4. Nicknames: Bathead, Batface, Yami Bakura, Evil Bakura, Darth Bakura. If anybody calls me them, I'll kill 'em.

5. Gender: male

6. Number of Candles on last birthday cake: I'me about 16 in this time. Got a problem with that? (It's rude to ask someone's age, you know) You're pathetic.

7. Birthday: August 17. Not like it's any of your business.

8. Eye Color: Brown.

9. Height: 5'8" (5'7") Ha! I'm taller than you, kitten-boy!

10. Hair Color: White. Insult the hair and die.

11. Members of your family: Dead. Not my fault. Well, actually...

12. Favorite Sport: Anything that involves blood or possible injury or death: archery, fencing, hockey, football, etc. (Chess) Chess isn't a sport, you weakling!

13. Pets: I don't like pets. I kill them. Don't tell Ryou that his cat didn't "run away".

14. Favorite Color: Black. And red. Blood red.

15. Favorite Animal: Snakes. Especially deadly ones. (kittens) Kittens are nothing but mindless balls of fluff.

16. Favorite Food: Raw meat. (celery sticks) How can you eat that rabbit food?

17. Least Favorite food: Anything Ryou will willingly eat.

18. Favorite Drink: Beer. No, wait, blood. (Soda water) That stuff's disgusting!

19. Favorite month: October. I get to scare little kids. It's not like I wait for just one day, though...

20. Favorite day of the week: Saturday nights. (Sunday) BOR-RING!

21. Least Favorite day of the week: Sundays. I've usually got a hangover.

22. What's your favorite type of weather? Dark and stormy. It's the kind of weather that you can't get caught in.

23. What's the weather like now? Dark.

24. Favorite things to do: Kill, torment Yami, kill, steal things, kill, annoy people, kill, scare people, kill... Did I mention kill?

25. What things make you most happy? Death, blood, destruction, stealing stuff. (Fuzzy things, my friends, kittens) You are such a wimp, you pathetic excuse for a mortal.

26. What things make you sad? When the police come to investigate, the fact that Ryou never does anything "interesting". Oh, wait, that just makes me mad.

27. What things annoy you the most? Police, that idiot pharoah, Ryou and his friends, people who can't be bribed easily, these stupid new security alarms.

28. Name of person who sent this to you: Ryou

29. Do you like him or her: No, but I've got to live with him anyway.

30. Favorite type of music: Rap, anything that can be stolen. (Classical) Geek!

31. Favorite movie: The Exorcist. (Pokemon: The First Movie) What do you expect from someone who likes kittens?

32. Favorite TV show: Anything rated R and up. (Tama and Friends) Why the hell would you want to watch a show about kittens?

33. What was the last thing you ate? A raw steak. Don't tell Ryou. Or else.

34. Who was the last person you talked to? The police. Too bad they didn't heed my warning.

35. What was the last thing you said? "I told you do. But did you listen? No! Have fun in the graveyard!"

36. What's your marital status? Single, thank Ra!

37. Do you have a crush? Hell no! Theses mortal fools? NEVER!

38. Favorite fast-food restaurant: Waste of time. They don't serve raw meat, blood, or beer.

39. What's the coolest thing you've ever done? Everything I do is cool.

40. Dumbest thing? I don't do dumb things. Are you implying that I do?!?

41. What do you spend most of your time doing? Stealing, killing, waiting for Ryou to fall asleep. (Trying not to disturb people) With a face like yours, it's hard not to.

42. Summer or Winter? Summer. The police can't follow your footprints.

43. Spring or Fall? Fall. All the more leaf piles to hide in.

44. Coffee or Tea? Coffee.

45. Hugs or Kisses? Kisses, if she's hot.

46. Hot or Cold? Hot.

47. Black or White? Blood red, but fine, black.

48. Goal in life: To drive Yami off the deep end or take over the world. Whichever's easier.

49. Bad Habits? I don't kill enough. I've gotten soft over the years.

50. Weaknesses? I don't HAVE weaknesses.

51. Strengths? Killing, stealing, terrorizing. (I'm good with children) Aw, so you're going to be a baby-sitter when you grow up? Wimp!

52. Motto? "Spare no one!"

53. What would you do with $10 000? Steal everyone else's and take over KaibaCorp.

54. Favourite subject? Gym. You can hurt someone and make it look like an accident.

55. Least Favourite Subject? Detention, even though it's a home away from home for me.

56. Favorite place to go on vacation to: The bank. Stupid security cameras. I showed them!

57. Place you want to go to: Fort Knox.

58. Number of Kids you want: None! I don't want any of those vile things running around. (Three) Are you insane?

59. Would you like your friends to write back? Who cares?

60. Who's most likely to respond? Probably Malik.

61. Least likely? That idiot pharoah.

62. What time is it now? 4:47 am.

63. What would you like to let your friends know? I didn't take that car! Honest!