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To: Seto Kaiba im_the_boss_youre_fired@kaibacorp.com

From: Joey im_not_a_puppy@hotmail.com

1. What is your christened name? Seto

2. What time is it? 12:37 pm

3. Are you bored? Let's see. The stock market crashed, Mokuba's sugar high, and I fired five employees. What do you think?

4. Nicknames: None (Joey) You forgot "puppy dog"

5. Gender: male (male) That can be easily disputed.

6. Number of Candles on last birthday cake: 16. And no, I did not have a "Sweet Sixteen" party.

7. Birthday: September 27

8. Eye Color: dark blue

9. Height: 6'4"

10. Hair Color: Brown.

11. Members of your family: My brother, Mokuba

12. Favorite Sport: Basketball.

13. Pets: None (I've got a goldfish named Bob) Bob? You've got to be kidding me.

14. Favorite Color: Navy blue.

15. Favorite Animal: Cows.

16. Favorite Food: caviar and lobster (You mean I have to pick just one?) You are such a pig.

17. Least Favorite food: sugar

18. Favorite Drink: Black coffee

19. Favorite month: September. I go back to school and Yugi can't come over every day wanting to know if I want to do something.

20. Favorite day of the week: Monday

21. Least Favorite day of the week: Saturday

22. What's your favorite type of weather? Rainy

23. What's the weather like now? Sunny. Maybe. The expensive blinds are closed.

24. Favorite things to do: be the boss, duel, plot aganst Yugi, insult Joey, fire people.

25. What things make you most happy? A new merger, Mokuba, winning, my Blue Eyes White Dragons, when my stocks go up, insulting the mutt. (food, sleeping, my Flame Swordsman, my friends) Big surprise, you idiot.

26. What things make you sad? Pegasus (When there's no more food) You are a total pig, you puppy.

27. What things annoy you the most? Joey, Yugi, losing (Kaiba, Duke Devlin, being called a dog) I bet you thought I wouldn't see this!

28. Name of person who sent this to you: Joey

29. Do you like him or her: Not a chance in the world.

30. Favorite type of music: Jazz

31. Favorite movie: La Vita Bella

32. Favorite TV show: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. I was featured on it once.

33. What was the last thing you ate? An apple (A box of cookies, two sandwiches, a bottle of Coke, three ice cream cone, and an apple with peanut butter) They said "thing" you glutton!

34. Who was the last person you talked to? My secretery. What-his- name.

35. What was the last thing you said? You're fired!

36. What's your marital status? Single

37. Do you have a crush? Not in this life (I don't think so...) How can you not know??

38. Favorite fast-food restaurant: Chez Poulet (Just one? Let me think...) You are so pathetic

39. What's the coolest thing you've ever done? I own a multinational corporation and I'm a multimillionaire at the age of sixteen. Cool enough for you?

40. Dumbest thing? I don't do dumb things, unlike Joey the mutt. (Which one?) Now that's just sad.

41. What do you spend most of your time doing? Working

42. Summer or Winter? Winter

43. Spring or Fall? Fall (Fall! Halloween's the best excuse for eating candy until you explode!) Why am I not surprised?

44. Coffee or Tea? Coffee

45. Hugs or Kisses? Neither

46. Hot or Cold? Cold

47. Black or White? Black

48. Goal in life: To squish Yugi and Yami (To own a chain of Duel Monsters restaurants) What, and have little Dark Magicians feed everybody?

49. Bad Habits? I think I fire too many people.

50. Weaknesses? I don't have any weaknesses

51. Strengths? I'm an excellent businessman, I invest wisely, and I'm a world-class duelist with all of the Blue Eyes White Dragons

52. Motto? "That coffee wasn't here fast enough. You're fired!" (Eating before bed, eating after rise, makes you healthy, wealthy, and wise.) This from a guy with the only thing stopping him from joining Jenny Craig was the door.

53. What would you do with $10 000? Put it in my pocket. It's just loose change.

54. Favourite subject? Business Math (Lunch) Lunch isn't a subject you moron!

55. Least Favourite Subject? Art (Geography) You could get lost in a one-aisle grocery store.

56. Favorite place to go on vacation to: Europe

57. Place you want to go to: I've already been everywhere

58. Number of Kids you want: None at the moment.

59. Would you like your friends to write back? I couldn't care less.

60. Who's most likely to respond? Mokuba

61. Least likely? Yami

62. What time is it now? 12:42

63. What would you like to let your friends know? Stay away from me and my mansion! Especially you Bakura, you lousy thief!