The DragonBall Z Show: The Conception of Goten
DISCLAIMER: Hey, guess what I don't own... that's right, DBZ!
SETUP: This is the story of how Goten came to be. It takes place right before Goku goes off to fight Cell.
Goku and Chi Chi stood outside of their house as Goku was about to leave to fight Cell (but in the show weren't they at the Kame Hou... *bang* thud). Goku looked at his and said, "Well, Stupid, I'm off to fight Cell!"
"Oh, Goku," said a worried Chi Chi, "Please don't call me stupid and do be careful."
"Y'know, Chi Chi," said Goku as he grinned and flexed his muscles, "I could use some lovin' before I go!"
"Goku, don't you think that Cell is a little more important than sex?" said a now disappointed Chi Chi.
"Now listen," shouted Goku, "I've been asleep for, um, um, a hundred hours! And all I want is some good, hardcore sex!"
Chi Chi just frowned at her husband.
"It is your duty as a woman to have sex with me whenever I want it!"
"Okay Goku," sighed Chi Chi, knowing Goku wasn't going to give up. She then unzipped the back of her blouse, to which Goku responded with, "KAIO-KEN!"
Later...
"Oh Goku! Oh Goku!"
"Oh Bulma! Oh Bulma!"
"I'm Chi Chi, Dumbass!"
"Oh Yeah! Oh Bulma! Oh Bulma!"
WHOOSH
"Cool! I'm Going Super Saiyan!"
"Oh Goku! We're Almost There! Ah, Ah, A..."
"Welp! Time to get a snack!"
"WHAT!?"
Goku walked out of the bedroom (still naked and in Super Saiyan form) and hummed all the way to the kitchen (acting as if what he had just done was normal).
"Goku! Get Back Here!" shouted Chi Chi as she wrapped the blanket around herself and went after her moron of a husband.
Goku went to the fridge (still humming), pulled out a big ol' ham, and munched away on it. After a couple of seconds he stopped and said, "Wait, wasn't I supposed to be doing something!?"
"Goku, Get Back In Here And Finish The Job!" shouted Chi Chi from the other room.
"Oh yeah! That's it! I have to save the world!" exclaimed Goku as he flew out the kitchen window... still naked.
"Dammit Goku, You Talked Me Into This!" shouted Chi Chi after she finally reached the window, "...... well, at least put some clothes on!"
Meanwhile, in the Capsule Plane carrying Yamcha, Kuririn, Gohan, and Piccolo...
"Dudes, I can sense Goku's energy," said Kuririn.
"Really!?" said Gohan.
And then, Goku entered the plane via instant transmission. Everyone in the plane gasped as they saw him proudly standing before them..... still naked.
"Hi guys," he said as if everything was normal, "I'm here to save the world!"
THEND
There ya go... Hmm, now that I think about it, this doesn't really talk about how Goten came to be, does it....... Oh well!
DISCLAIMER: Hey, guess what I don't own... that's right, DBZ!
SETUP: This is the story of how Goten came to be. It takes place right before Goku goes off to fight Cell.
Goku and Chi Chi stood outside of their house as Goku was about to leave to fight Cell (but in the show weren't they at the Kame Hou... *bang* thud). Goku looked at his and said, "Well, Stupid, I'm off to fight Cell!"
"Oh, Goku," said a worried Chi Chi, "Please don't call me stupid and do be careful."
"Y'know, Chi Chi," said Goku as he grinned and flexed his muscles, "I could use some lovin' before I go!"
"Goku, don't you think that Cell is a little more important than sex?" said a now disappointed Chi Chi.
"Now listen," shouted Goku, "I've been asleep for, um, um, a hundred hours! And all I want is some good, hardcore sex!"
Chi Chi just frowned at her husband.
"It is your duty as a woman to have sex with me whenever I want it!"
"Okay Goku," sighed Chi Chi, knowing Goku wasn't going to give up. She then unzipped the back of her blouse, to which Goku responded with, "KAIO-KEN!"
Later...
"Oh Goku! Oh Goku!"
"Oh Bulma! Oh Bulma!"
"I'm Chi Chi, Dumbass!"
"Oh Yeah! Oh Bulma! Oh Bulma!"
WHOOSH
"Cool! I'm Going Super Saiyan!"
"Oh Goku! We're Almost There! Ah, Ah, A..."
"Welp! Time to get a snack!"
"WHAT!?"
Goku walked out of the bedroom (still naked and in Super Saiyan form) and hummed all the way to the kitchen (acting as if what he had just done was normal).
"Goku! Get Back Here!" shouted Chi Chi as she wrapped the blanket around herself and went after her moron of a husband.
Goku went to the fridge (still humming), pulled out a big ol' ham, and munched away on it. After a couple of seconds he stopped and said, "Wait, wasn't I supposed to be doing something!?"
"Goku, Get Back In Here And Finish The Job!" shouted Chi Chi from the other room.
"Oh yeah! That's it! I have to save the world!" exclaimed Goku as he flew out the kitchen window... still naked.
"Dammit Goku, You Talked Me Into This!" shouted Chi Chi after she finally reached the window, "...... well, at least put some clothes on!"
Meanwhile, in the Capsule Plane carrying Yamcha, Kuririn, Gohan, and Piccolo...
"Dudes, I can sense Goku's energy," said Kuririn.
"Really!?" said Gohan.
And then, Goku entered the plane via instant transmission. Everyone in the plane gasped as they saw him proudly standing before them..... still naked.
"Hi guys," he said as if everything was normal, "I'm here to save the world!"
THEND
There ya go... Hmm, now that I think about it, this doesn't really talk about how Goten came to be, does it....... Oh well!