DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN ANY OF THIS!

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Survivor

McGonnagal: Welcome all to Survivor special Hogwarts edition! Our two teams, Mangucci and Hoochie-panda have just been arranged.

Mangucci includes: ~Samantha Rock-Rock-Chien - Slytherin 7th year ~Fred Weasley- Gryffindor 7th year ~Percy Weasley- Former Gryffindor ~Draco Malfoy- Slytherin 5th year ~Cho Chang- Ravenclaw 6th year ~Millicent Bullstrode- Slytherin 5th year ~Ronald Weasley- Gryffindor 5th year ~Katie Bell- Gryfinndor 7th year ~Angelina Johnson- Gryffindor 7th year

Hoochie-Panda includes: ~Oliver Wood- Former Gryffindor ~Danielle Clockteawitz- Slytherin 5th year ~Kate Bensister- Hufflepuff 7th year ~Seamus Finnigan- Gryffindor 5th year ~Alicia Spinnet- Gryffindor 7th year ~Kathryn Obscure- Ravenclaw 7th year ~Hermione Granger- Gryffindor 5th year ~Geaorge Weasley- Griffindor 7th year

McGonnagal- Lets see how our tribes are coming along.

MANGUCCI TRIBE

Percy: Okay team, lets go through some rules!

Malfoy: How bout no

Fred: Yeah Percy, I'm the captain of this team

Percy: No your not! I demand a-

Fred: did I say you could talk?

Percy: this is ridiculous!

Katie: Umm... Master Fred may I talk?

Percy: You don't have to ask to speak hun

Fred: YOU DIDN'T ASK IF YOU COULD TALK! MILLICENT! SIK HIM!

((Millicent growls and jumps on Percy))

Percy: this is unnecessary!

Samantha: No offence but he's right Fred

Fred: who are you!

Samantha: Just because i'm an obscure character who was in the book for one line doesn't mean I don't have feeling 2!!

Fred: Meh

HOOCHIE PANDA

Hermione: Lets start building a shelter; I sense a storm coming tonight

Oliver: How would you know?

Hermione: Because my hairs getting frizzy!

Seamus: Your hairs always like that...

Hermione: WAAAAaa. Actually it is, never mind

George: ummm, right.

Harry: ((walks over to an enormous rock)) SHYT SON! This rock is sic! ((Lies down on rock))

Danielle: i'm bored!

Seamus: so what do you want to do about it? ((Wink))

Danielle: what are you talking about?

Seamus: oh, I think you know ((wink))

Danielle: ummm...no.

Seamus: you know...((wink wink))

Danielle: i'm so confused!

Oliver: hey Kate, I'm bored, wanna fool around?

Kate ((slaps him)) BITCH!

Seamus: damn I wish I could be as smooth as you

Oliver: Well, my friend, it takes time, skill, and a hot, hot body like mine. Oh and I nice butt

Seamus: Damn i'm so close! If only I had time and skill, then I'd be sooo smooth!

Oliver: umm..right.

**TIME FOR THE OBSCURE CHARACTERS TO HAVE A "MOMENT"!**

Kathryn: hi I'm Kathryn! Hehe!

Kate: like, OMG! My real name is Katherine! What's your real name?

Kathryn: .Kathryn.?

Kate: eerie.

BOTH: it blows my mind! Omg! Hahaha!

Kathryn : sniff sniff your like the sister I never had!

Kate: omg! Me too, only for you!

Kathryn: uh!

Danielle: ill just be leaving now ((runs away screaming))

George: hey where's the fire?

Danielle: In my pants! ((Does a sexy dance move))

George: remind me to never talk to you again

Harry: ((spots huge bug on his ROCK)) try to get my rock?! Damn you stupid bug! ((He takes out his wand and frys the bug))That'll teach you!

Seamus: that's right! You tell him Harry, show that bugs who's boss!

Hermione: hey, has anyone seen my beetle? I left it on that rock. It's the one I found in France, I was going to clone it and more since that one was an unknown species

Harry: umm..No?

Hermione: where is it?

Harry and Seamus: ((shrug))

Hermione: you.you have it don't you ((grrrrr)) ((Hermione runs over to Harry and starts slapping him in inappropriate places))

Oliver: ewwww! Hermione, you're a pervert!

Hermione: waaaaa!!!.Actually I am, never mind

MANGUCCI TRIBE

Percy: since I am the oldest and wisest, I have set up the first two ground rules. Rule #1- If we run out of food, think of it as 'fasting' and not 'starving' Rule#2-if that doesn't work, we'll sacrifice Ron as food

Ron: what?! Why me?

Percy: because you're the fattest! Don't question me! ((looks around)) WE HAVE MAIL! Tally-HOE!

Cho: waa? Did some one just call my name?

((Ron gets mail looking very depressed))

Percy: Ooo Ooo! Let me see! Let me see! ((Percy does what he thinks is running, over to Ron, it closely resembles frolicking))

Ron: ritttteee.No one else in our family runs like that

Percy: It says that there's going to be a challenge in 20 minutes, we have to meet at the red "X" on the map! Out very first challenge! Yay!

**BOTH TRIBES REACH THE "X"~PROFF. MCGONNAGAL IS WAITING **

McGonnagal: hello tribes, welcome to your very first challenge! Our researchers have done a study as to see what you teenagers are doing now a days, sex and drugs-

((Seamus woops loudly))

McGonnagal: -AND an annoying little game called, uggg, Truth or Dare. A member from each team will come up to the front and will be asked either a truth or dare question. To determine how you get "truth" or "dare", you will pick a piece of paper from this bowl with either written on it.

~*~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~~* that's it for now-next comes the immunity challenge who will be voted off!

I have to admit this chapter was pretty sucky but the next ones will be better I promise! Snaps to o0samantha0o for co-writing!

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