A/N: In order to understand a few parts of this story you must read a
really short fic I wrote in the Lord of the Rings section-"the One Ring is
stolen by a squirrel" Trust me it'll make sense once you read it why the
two are connected.
The Enormous Blinky Light of Incredible Doom
"On..and Off! On..and off! On..and off!"
"Gir! Why aren't you in the Control Room?" Zim screamed at his robotic counterpart, who sat mesmorised in front of the televison. But to Zim's surprise the television was off.
"On..and off! On..and off!" Gir repeated still staring at the television. "Gir! What are you doing?" Zim screamed again outraged at the uselessness of his witless companion.
"Watching the light.On.and off! On..and off!" Zim followed Gir's gaze to see a small light blinking on the human device known as a VCR. Zim shook his head and grabbed Gir by the arm to drag him down to the Control Room.
"Nooooooo! Must watch the light! On..and off! On.and off!" Despite Zim's efforts Gir remained rooted to the spot, and as Zim pulled he found himself slightly hypnotized by the strange blinking light.
"Hmmmm that light seems to have some sort of hypnotic devicee implanted in it." Zim said and as he spoke and idea began to form in his mind.
"That's it! I'll use their own device against them! I will hypnotize those puny humans to destroy their own planet! Mwahahahaha! Come on Gir, we have work to do." Zim walked over to the wall and unplugged the VCR.
"NOOOOOOO! I must watch the light!" Gir ran up to the VCR. "Come back, little blinky light come backkkk!" Zim sighed and grabbed Gir by the arm.
"Come on Gir. We're going to build a giant blinky light for you and the rest of the stupid humans to watch."
As Zim dragged Gir away to the Control Room, he hears his security gnomes shooting an invader.
"Gir! What's going on out there?" Zim yells running to the window.
"I daresay Mr. Frodo, these are some pretty unfriendly dwarves." called Sam.
"Be careful and hurry Sam! The squirrel went this way!" Frodo shouted back. And the pair continued the chase for the squirrel who had stolen the One Ring.
"Stupid, Tricksy little hobbitses." Gir muttered as he watched the two disappear around the bend.
The Enormous Blinky Light of Incredible Doom
"On..and Off! On..and off! On..and off!"
"Gir! Why aren't you in the Control Room?" Zim screamed at his robotic counterpart, who sat mesmorised in front of the televison. But to Zim's surprise the television was off.
"On..and off! On..and off!" Gir repeated still staring at the television. "Gir! What are you doing?" Zim screamed again outraged at the uselessness of his witless companion.
"Watching the light.On.and off! On..and off!" Zim followed Gir's gaze to see a small light blinking on the human device known as a VCR. Zim shook his head and grabbed Gir by the arm to drag him down to the Control Room.
"Nooooooo! Must watch the light! On..and off! On.and off!" Despite Zim's efforts Gir remained rooted to the spot, and as Zim pulled he found himself slightly hypnotized by the strange blinking light.
"Hmmmm that light seems to have some sort of hypnotic devicee implanted in it." Zim said and as he spoke and idea began to form in his mind.
"That's it! I'll use their own device against them! I will hypnotize those puny humans to destroy their own planet! Mwahahahaha! Come on Gir, we have work to do." Zim walked over to the wall and unplugged the VCR.
"NOOOOOOO! I must watch the light!" Gir ran up to the VCR. "Come back, little blinky light come backkkk!" Zim sighed and grabbed Gir by the arm.
"Come on Gir. We're going to build a giant blinky light for you and the rest of the stupid humans to watch."
As Zim dragged Gir away to the Control Room, he hears his security gnomes shooting an invader.
"Gir! What's going on out there?" Zim yells running to the window.
"I daresay Mr. Frodo, these are some pretty unfriendly dwarves." called Sam.
"Be careful and hurry Sam! The squirrel went this way!" Frodo shouted back. And the pair continued the chase for the squirrel who had stolen the One Ring.
"Stupid, Tricksy little hobbitses." Gir muttered as he watched the two disappear around the bend.