May sixteenth two-thousand-two
An Episode of Star Wars, all brand new
"A Jedi shall not know anger, not hatred, nor love."
Anakin says, "I'll take all the above."
Merchandise coming out.
Please don't pout,
May 16th will soon be here
And one may find it a little queer
When fanboys jump around
As if their long lost love they've finally found.