The Melee Gang - A Day In Their Headquaters
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Just for people to know, The Melee Gang is just the entire SSBM cast (including the unselectable characters such as Master Hand), and they have a HQ (the title mentions that..), anyway, this is my first SSBM fanfic, so just R&R this and try not to flame, k?
~Melee Kirby~ (aka: Kirby in The Melee Gang!)
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!Chapter 2!
It's a boring day in The Melee Gang HQ... they have nothing they can really do... and they dont feel very much like having a Melee Match right now since they've been doing that for God only knows how many times...
Kirby (Me!) is sleeping in the corner of the lounge, being the sleepy thing he is as usual, and some of the others do... stuff...
For a start, Luigi and Mario are really spending quality, "Brother-hood" time with each other... playing a game of Pokemon on their Gameboys!
Mario: "Mama mia!"
Luigi: (Winning) "Woo! Critical hit! Beat that!"
Mario: "Alrighti-o.. I'll just change Pokemon.. I choose Charazard!"
Luigi: "A Charizard!? My Pokemon can't take that.."
Mario: "Now for the Fire Blast!"
Luigi: "Nooo!! My Ivysaur!"
Mario: "Yahoo! I win!"
Luigi: "Aww man.."
Mario: "Ok, Luigi, as you promised.." (holds out hand)
Luigi: "Argh.. Ok then.. deal's a deal.." (hands Mario 5 dollars of which he betted in that Pokemon match)
Pikachu and Pichu are trying to have some fun themselves, afterall they are Pokemon and Pokemon always want to have some fun
Pikachu: (Picks up an inflatable ball and uses his head to bounce it over to Pichu) "Pika Pika!"
Pichu: (hops up to the ball, bouncing it back with his head) "Pi-Pichu!"
Pikachu and Pikachu are having fun together with their little game of ball-passing to each other... until...
Pikachu: "Pika!" (tries bouncing it back, but it bursts)
Ball: *BANG!*
Pichu: "Pichu.." (looks down at the burst ball, and begins to form lil' tears)
Pikachu: "Pikaa.." (sweatdrop)
Jigglypuff: (comes skipping along happily, minding it's own buisness) "Jiggly-Jiggly-Puff!"
Pikachu: (looks over to the Jigglypuff and gets an idea) "Pika!" (runs over to the Jigglypuff and picks it up by it's round, puffy body)
Jigglypuff: "Puff! Jiggly-Jiggly!"
Pikachu: "Pikachu!" (bounces Jigglypuff - using it like a ball - over to Pichu)
Pichu: (smiles happily) "Pichu Pichu!" (bounces the Jigglypuff back)
Jigglypuff: "Jiggly-Jig.."
Kirby is just sleeping as usual... dreaming all those wonderful dreams... especially those of him eating non-stop in such places like an all-you-can-eat buffet or just some completely magical land made from candy...
Kirby: (Dreaming, and mumbling in his sleep) "Food... food... food..."
[In the dream...]
Kirby: "Yay! Food food food!" (skips around the place made of candy, inhaling every last bit up as he goes by it) "Food food food!" (Suddenly, the rest of the food dissapears) "What the!? NOOOOOOO!!"
[End of dream]
Kirby: (wakes up in fright and horror to the end of the dream) "NOOOOOOOOO!!!! THE FOOD!!!!! THE WONDERFUL FOOD!!!!!"
Captain Falcon: (looks at Kirby and blinks) "That pink blob gets more obsessed with food everyday..."
Ness: "Well, hey! YOU get more obsessed with F-Zero racing everyday! And racing against your friends.. and racing against your rival.. and racing through your favorite circuit.. and racing for the championship trophy.. and racing for prize money.. and... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."
Captain Falcon: "Aww man! Once Ness talks, he NEVER stops it.. unless someone can make him... ah-ha! Idea!" (pulls out 10 dollars out of his wallet, which is stacked with tons of prize money won in previous F-Zero tournaments) "Hey, everybody! I'll pay 10 dollars to someone who can beat up Ness!!"
Kirby: "Did someone say... 10 dollars... to beat up Ness..?" (smiles evily at Ness)
Ness: "Oh dear..."
[5 Minutes later...]
Ness: (Is lying on the ground, all beaten-up and with several bandages on and such) "Owwwies.."
Captain Falcon: "Here ya go, 10 dollars as promised." (hands out 10 dollars, as Kirby takes it)
Kirby: "Thank you, Mr. Falcon-Punchy Guy!"
Captain Falcon: "Just call me Captain Falcon..."
Kirby: "Ok, whatever! Aye aye, Captain Falcon!" (looks at the 10 dollars) "Yay! Now I can go buy myself something to EAT!" (dashes off to the nearest all-you-can-eat buffet)
Falco is punching and kicking away at the Sand Bag, training his physical offence skills against it..
Falco: "Damn that Fox! He never even told me he was away to Dinosaur Planet! He probably doesn't want me there because he reckons he's better and doesn't need me... well I'll show him who SHOULD be going! HEEYA!" (karate-kicks the Sand Bag hard, causing the sand to burst out the hole his kick created) "Whoops.. oh well, guess that means my kicking's tougher than several bat-smashes against a Sand Bag!"
Slippy: (walks over to Falco) "Hey Falco! Was that you talkin' ta yerself?"
Falco: "Aww man, if it isn't the most annoying frog in my lifetime that I've met..."
Slippy: "Oh, shut up! I'm not bad!"
Falco: "Prove it then..?"
Slippy: "Remember that match you had against Metal Fox back four days ago?"
Falco: (a flashback of the fight comes back, as he recalls what happened in it) "Yeah... what does THAT have to do with anything?"
Slippy: "Well my cloaking device helped you defeat him! If it weren't for that, you would have probably been beaten up!"
Falco: "YOU SAYING I'M BAD ENOUGH ON MY OWN AND WITHOUT ANY HELP!?"
Slippy: "Yes!"
Falco: "Darnit.."
Slippy: "So there ya go!"
Falco: "Hey.. wait a minute! That wasn't YOUR cloaking device, you just adopted the top secret information on how to build the Carrington Institute's prototype one, didnt you??"
Slippy: (Sweatdrop) "..I gotta go!" (runs away)
Falco: "Lousey frog..."
And then, SUDDENLY... The Final Destination portal opens up in the middle of the Melee Gang HQ's lounge, as Master Hand comes out!
Everyone: (suddenly stop and look at the portal, as Master Hand begins coming out, finger-by-finger...)
What will happen next!? Find out next chapter!!
To Be Continued!
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I'll be writing my next chapter probably tomorrow, so if ya want me to post it up, please R&R!
(^-^)~Melee Kirby~(^-^)
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Just for people to know, The Melee Gang is just the entire SSBM cast (including the unselectable characters such as Master Hand), and they have a HQ (the title mentions that..), anyway, this is my first SSBM fanfic, so just R&R this and try not to flame, k?
~Melee Kirby~ (aka: Kirby in The Melee Gang!)
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!Chapter 2!
It's a boring day in The Melee Gang HQ... they have nothing they can really do... and they dont feel very much like having a Melee Match right now since they've been doing that for God only knows how many times...
Kirby (Me!) is sleeping in the corner of the lounge, being the sleepy thing he is as usual, and some of the others do... stuff...
For a start, Luigi and Mario are really spending quality, "Brother-hood" time with each other... playing a game of Pokemon on their Gameboys!
Mario: "Mama mia!"
Luigi: (Winning) "Woo! Critical hit! Beat that!"
Mario: "Alrighti-o.. I'll just change Pokemon.. I choose Charazard!"
Luigi: "A Charizard!? My Pokemon can't take that.."
Mario: "Now for the Fire Blast!"
Luigi: "Nooo!! My Ivysaur!"
Mario: "Yahoo! I win!"
Luigi: "Aww man.."
Mario: "Ok, Luigi, as you promised.." (holds out hand)
Luigi: "Argh.. Ok then.. deal's a deal.." (hands Mario 5 dollars of which he betted in that Pokemon match)
Pikachu and Pichu are trying to have some fun themselves, afterall they are Pokemon and Pokemon always want to have some fun
Pikachu: (Picks up an inflatable ball and uses his head to bounce it over to Pichu) "Pika Pika!"
Pichu: (hops up to the ball, bouncing it back with his head) "Pi-Pichu!"
Pikachu and Pikachu are having fun together with their little game of ball-passing to each other... until...
Pikachu: "Pika!" (tries bouncing it back, but it bursts)
Ball: *BANG!*
Pichu: "Pichu.." (looks down at the burst ball, and begins to form lil' tears)
Pikachu: "Pikaa.." (sweatdrop)
Jigglypuff: (comes skipping along happily, minding it's own buisness) "Jiggly-Jiggly-Puff!"
Pikachu: (looks over to the Jigglypuff and gets an idea) "Pika!" (runs over to the Jigglypuff and picks it up by it's round, puffy body)
Jigglypuff: "Puff! Jiggly-Jiggly!"
Pikachu: "Pikachu!" (bounces Jigglypuff - using it like a ball - over to Pichu)
Pichu: (smiles happily) "Pichu Pichu!" (bounces the Jigglypuff back)
Jigglypuff: "Jiggly-Jig.."
Kirby is just sleeping as usual... dreaming all those wonderful dreams... especially those of him eating non-stop in such places like an all-you-can-eat buffet or just some completely magical land made from candy...
Kirby: (Dreaming, and mumbling in his sleep) "Food... food... food..."
[In the dream...]
Kirby: "Yay! Food food food!" (skips around the place made of candy, inhaling every last bit up as he goes by it) "Food food food!" (Suddenly, the rest of the food dissapears) "What the!? NOOOOOOO!!"
[End of dream]
Kirby: (wakes up in fright and horror to the end of the dream) "NOOOOOOOOO!!!! THE FOOD!!!!! THE WONDERFUL FOOD!!!!!"
Captain Falcon: (looks at Kirby and blinks) "That pink blob gets more obsessed with food everyday..."
Ness: "Well, hey! YOU get more obsessed with F-Zero racing everyday! And racing against your friends.. and racing against your rival.. and racing through your favorite circuit.. and racing for the championship trophy.. and racing for prize money.. and... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah..."
Captain Falcon: "Aww man! Once Ness talks, he NEVER stops it.. unless someone can make him... ah-ha! Idea!" (pulls out 10 dollars out of his wallet, which is stacked with tons of prize money won in previous F-Zero tournaments) "Hey, everybody! I'll pay 10 dollars to someone who can beat up Ness!!"
Kirby: "Did someone say... 10 dollars... to beat up Ness..?" (smiles evily at Ness)
Ness: "Oh dear..."
[5 Minutes later...]
Ness: (Is lying on the ground, all beaten-up and with several bandages on and such) "Owwwies.."
Captain Falcon: "Here ya go, 10 dollars as promised." (hands out 10 dollars, as Kirby takes it)
Kirby: "Thank you, Mr. Falcon-Punchy Guy!"
Captain Falcon: "Just call me Captain Falcon..."
Kirby: "Ok, whatever! Aye aye, Captain Falcon!" (looks at the 10 dollars) "Yay! Now I can go buy myself something to EAT!" (dashes off to the nearest all-you-can-eat buffet)
Falco is punching and kicking away at the Sand Bag, training his physical offence skills against it..
Falco: "Damn that Fox! He never even told me he was away to Dinosaur Planet! He probably doesn't want me there because he reckons he's better and doesn't need me... well I'll show him who SHOULD be going! HEEYA!" (karate-kicks the Sand Bag hard, causing the sand to burst out the hole his kick created) "Whoops.. oh well, guess that means my kicking's tougher than several bat-smashes against a Sand Bag!"
Slippy: (walks over to Falco) "Hey Falco! Was that you talkin' ta yerself?"
Falco: "Aww man, if it isn't the most annoying frog in my lifetime that I've met..."
Slippy: "Oh, shut up! I'm not bad!"
Falco: "Prove it then..?"
Slippy: "Remember that match you had against Metal Fox back four days ago?"
Falco: (a flashback of the fight comes back, as he recalls what happened in it) "Yeah... what does THAT have to do with anything?"
Slippy: "Well my cloaking device helped you defeat him! If it weren't for that, you would have probably been beaten up!"
Falco: "YOU SAYING I'M BAD ENOUGH ON MY OWN AND WITHOUT ANY HELP!?"
Slippy: "Yes!"
Falco: "Darnit.."
Slippy: "So there ya go!"
Falco: "Hey.. wait a minute! That wasn't YOUR cloaking device, you just adopted the top secret information on how to build the Carrington Institute's prototype one, didnt you??"
Slippy: (Sweatdrop) "..I gotta go!" (runs away)
Falco: "Lousey frog..."
And then, SUDDENLY... The Final Destination portal opens up in the middle of the Melee Gang HQ's lounge, as Master Hand comes out!
Everyone: (suddenly stop and look at the portal, as Master Hand begins coming out, finger-by-finger...)
What will happen next!? Find out next chapter!!
To Be Continued!
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I'll be writing my next chapter probably tomorrow, so if ya want me to post it up, please R&R!
(^-^)~Melee Kirby~(^-^)