TMNT Whose line!
Hey! No ones made a parody of Whose line is it anyway, so I wanted to do it! :) be warned, certain authors may be used... ;) don't worry..you won't have to do anything THAT bad... *evil laugh* on with the fic! Actually, I think someone did write a parody...but I can't remember who...
Ziptango: Can I enter this chapter in the TMNT fanfic competition?
Disclaimer: I don't own Whose line it anyway or the ninja turtles...or anything else that's in here that I don't own
Host: *comes in carrying a microphone* Hello! And welcome to Whose line! I'm your host Mily! We'll be playing all sorts of games today and here's the contestants!
*Camera zooms in on Daydream who is stacking the glasses in a pyramid* Daydream!
Ziptango! *Camera zooms in on Ziptango who is making weird faces at Daydream*
Michelangelo! *Mikey smiles at the camera and then waves*
Host Mily: "Aww!" *glomps Mikey*
Danceingfae! *Dance is sitting in her seat looking very horrified at the host and winks at the cameraman*
Host Mily: *sits down in her desk and pulls out some cards.* "Ok our first game is Superheroes! Mikey will begin this one, audience I need an identity for Mikey!"
Guy in third row: Plunger man!
Female twins sitting in tenth row: Crocodile Hunter man!
Middle-aged Woman: Pizza Boy!!
Mikey: *jumping up and down* "Oooooh! I like the last one!"
Host Mily: *grins* "Alright! Mikey you are Pizza Boy. What's the worldwide problem for him?"
Guy in the third row: No more cheese!
Woman in the fourth row: No! No more pepperoni! *Guy in the third row glares at her*
Twins: No more candy toppings!
"You guys sure know your Ninja Turtles trivia!" Mily says smiling at the twins who smirk at the guy in the third row and girl in the fourth row.
Host Mily: *in mock distress* "Alright! Mikey no more candy toppings what are you gonna do?"
Mikey: *pales over.* "What? No more candy?! Pizza Boy will save the day!" *strikes a heroic pose.*
Host Mily: "Now, now, don't get too carried away Mikey, the rules are the person names the person that comes in after them and start!"
Mikey: *prances around the stage miming the preparation of a pizza.* "And this goes here...and there we go! Oh it needs more cheese." *Pretends to pull cheese out of himself.* "Ah! It needs more candy." *opens an invisible cupboard to look in.* "Holy flaming pizza pies! There's no more candy left in the world! I hope my superfriends get here soon!"
Daydream: *jumps on to the stage.* "Sorry I'm late...mmm! What's cooking?" *picks a piece of invisible pizza off of Mikey and pretends to eat it.*
Mikey: *clutches his arm* "Hey, hey, hey! Thank god you're here...Eats-everything-she-touches girl!"
Daydream: *runs over to the chairs and pretends to eat them.* "Yum! Upholstery!"
Ziptango: *rushes in* "Sorry! I was trying to find a chocolate bar!" *Daydream runs over to Ziptango and tries to eat her shirt.* "Hark! It's the kick-boxing monkey kid!"
Ziptango: *starts howling like a monkey and kicking everything.*
Danceingfae: *enters with a weird look on her face.* "Sorry, I'm late?" *Daydream rushes over to Danceingfae and prepares to gnaw on her foot.*
Ziptango: *Kicking madly around making everyone duck for cover.* "Its Captain Fish!"
Danceingfae: *pretends to swim around and swims over to Mikey.* "its ok, kick-boxing kid can threaten Cadbury into making chocolate for the who world!" *swims offstage*
Ziptango: *kicks at Mikey* "Huya! I will also seek out Nestle and Hershey!" *scratches head* Ziptango then runs offstage.
The stage is left with Mikey and Daydream who gasps in realization. "Wait for me!" she runs after Ziptango leaving Mikey all alone.
"Well, another crisis averted thanks to Pizza Boy! Da na na na na!" Mikey walks back to his char and breaks Daydreams pyramid for a glass.
"Yeah! A thousand points to all of you!" Mily cries after the audience had stopped clapping. "Ok our next game is worlds worst." *picks up a card* "and its world's worst things to do when you're Christmas shopping? Yep, that's what the card says..."
Daydream: *steps up and pretends to sever everything with a chainsaw* "Dear! We're gonna have a fire tonight!" she says in a fake hillbilly accent and then steps back.
Mikey: *steps up and madly begins rushing around with an invisible shopping cart.* "Get out of my way old lady! That's my tea cozy!" *steps back*
Ziptango: *walks up and signals Daydream to join her.* "You know what I heard?!" she says to Daydream in a loud whisper. "Christmas is canceled unless a certain someone doesn't get their fanny over here with the briefcase filled with money!" Ziptango put her had over her mouth in mock surprise.* they both step back.
Danceingfae: *steps up miming an item in her hand* "Yes! The last digital camcorder! Oh no...get away! Mine! Mine!" *pretends to get trampled and then steps back*
*Applause*
"Yay! A million points! Ok our next game is...oh! Three headed Broadway star for Danceingfae, Daydream and Mikey! Ok audience we need a name of the Broadway play." *Holds a microphone out towards audience*
Lady in 6th row: Swan Cake!
Guy in 4th row: Beauty of the Least!
"Alright! That last one should do! Ok now what's the hit love song of this play?"
Guy in 7th row: You're the only one I can get!
"Ok! Singers, with the help of Laura Hall and that other lady, you're going to sing the hit love song 'you're the only one I can get' to the hit Broadway 'Beauty of the least!'
*soft music begins.*
Mikey: You're...
Danceingfae: the...
Daydream: only...
Mikey: one...
Danceingfae: here...
Daydream: Nobody...
Mikey: knows...
Danceingfae: we're...
Daydream: alive!
Mikey: So,
Danceingfae: the...
Daydream: next...
Mikey: time...
Danceingfae: we...
Daydream: kiss...
Mikey: I'll...
Danceingfae: always...
Daydream: persevere!
Mikey: Because...
Danceingfae: you're...
Daydream: the...
Mikey: *fake crying* only...
Danceingfae: one...
Daydream: I...
Mikey: can...
Danceingfae: get!
*Applause*
"Wow!" Exclaims Mily. "A zillion points to all of you! Even Ziptango because she sat this one out, ok for our second last final game, Questions Only! This is for all four of you, your scene is..." Mily picks up a card and reads it. "You're at a junkyard and are tying to haggle for spare parts, ok and Danceingfae and Ziptango you two start."
Danceingfae: What's that?
Ziptango: Oh this?
Danceingfae: Can I have that?
Ziptango: How much you wanna pay?
Danceingfae: Five dollars...aw man! *steps back and Daydream steps up*
Daydream: Who are you?
Ziptango: Who do you think I am?
Daydream: What are you doing here?
Ziptango: What do you think I'm doing here?
Daydream: Running a...damn! *steps back Danceingfae steps back up*
Danceingfae: Are you going the right way for a smacked bottom?
Ziptango: *laughs* No...I! *steps back Mikey steps up*
Mikey: Is that for your car?
Danceingfae: What do you think?
Mikey: What do you think I think?
Danceingfae: Do you think I know what you think?
Mikey: Do you like me? *bats eyes*
Danceingfae: Yes! Oops... *steps back*
"Very good! A kajillion points to all of you! Aw, Danceingfae that was cute!" *Danceingfae blushes* "Ok! And our final, final game is, Lets make a Date! Danceingfae, Daydream and Ziptango you will all find little pieces of paper on your stools and Mikey, you're the host." Ok go!
Mikey: *in a girly voice* "Ok! Bachelor number one! Um, what colour would you be if you were a crayon?"
Danceingfae: *captions read: 'Deranged Lumberjack trying to cut down all the trees.'* "Well! Ah would be brown, cuz that's the colour of them danged trees Ah have ta cut!" *runs around making chainsaw noises and pretending to cut off the stools.*
Mikey: *giggles* "Ok! Bachelor number two! Hee, hee! What colour?"
Ziptango: *captions read: 'Afraid of Everything.'* "Ahh! You're trying to kill me! Ah! Ah!" *curls into fetal position and shakes*
Mikey: Uh huh..."Bachelor number three?"
Daydream: *captions read: 'Uncouth Hillbilly trying to find a wife.'* "Heyuck! Ah'm a green carayon! And I haf ta find mah wife!" *gets up and pulls Raphael out of the audience.*
Mikey: *trying not to laugh.* hee, hee! Oh kay! Bachelor number one, where would you take me for a night on the town?"
Danceingfae: "All trees must be cut! They must DIE!" *Insanely uses invisible chansaw to hack off Mikey's stool.*
Mikey: *pretends to fall on the floor* "Oh, you're so forceful! Bachelor number two?"
Ziptango: "AHHHHH!!!" *Runs away from Danceingfae who starts chasing her.*
Mikey: *Titters* "Well then! Bachelor number three?"
Daydream: *hugging Raph who is trying to get away* "Ah've already me a wifey!"
Mikey: "Well then, you can go marry him you, you...insane hillbilly!"
Host Mily: "Close enough! She's an uncouth hillbilly looking for a wife."
Mikey: *in a sing-song voice* "Bachelor number one! What do you love most?"
Danceingfae: "Mah chainsaw! With it all trees will succumb to its wrath!" *laughs insanely*
Mikey: "Now, now, the trees have feelings too you crazy lumberjack!"
*Audience claps*
Host Mily: "ok one left!"
Mikey: *grins at Ziptango* "Well now..."
Ziptango: "Ahhh! Ahhh! You're all out to get me!"
Mikey: "Whoa now, get some counselling you phobia freak."
Host Mily: "Uh, uh..."
Mikey: "You...fraidy cat!"
Host Mily: "Ok! A bazillion points to everyone, and that's our show! Tune in next time with Raphael and three other selected authors!" (I'll go by reviews) bye!
Hey! No ones made a parody of Whose line is it anyway, so I wanted to do it! :) be warned, certain authors may be used... ;) don't worry..you won't have to do anything THAT bad... *evil laugh* on with the fic! Actually, I think someone did write a parody...but I can't remember who...
Ziptango: Can I enter this chapter in the TMNT fanfic competition?
Disclaimer: I don't own Whose line it anyway or the ninja turtles...or anything else that's in here that I don't own
Host: *comes in carrying a microphone* Hello! And welcome to Whose line! I'm your host Mily! We'll be playing all sorts of games today and here's the contestants!
*Camera zooms in on Daydream who is stacking the glasses in a pyramid* Daydream!
Ziptango! *Camera zooms in on Ziptango who is making weird faces at Daydream*
Michelangelo! *Mikey smiles at the camera and then waves*
Host Mily: "Aww!" *glomps Mikey*
Danceingfae! *Dance is sitting in her seat looking very horrified at the host and winks at the cameraman*
Host Mily: *sits down in her desk and pulls out some cards.* "Ok our first game is Superheroes! Mikey will begin this one, audience I need an identity for Mikey!"
Guy in third row: Plunger man!
Female twins sitting in tenth row: Crocodile Hunter man!
Middle-aged Woman: Pizza Boy!!
Mikey: *jumping up and down* "Oooooh! I like the last one!"
Host Mily: *grins* "Alright! Mikey you are Pizza Boy. What's the worldwide problem for him?"
Guy in the third row: No more cheese!
Woman in the fourth row: No! No more pepperoni! *Guy in the third row glares at her*
Twins: No more candy toppings!
"You guys sure know your Ninja Turtles trivia!" Mily says smiling at the twins who smirk at the guy in the third row and girl in the fourth row.
Host Mily: *in mock distress* "Alright! Mikey no more candy toppings what are you gonna do?"
Mikey: *pales over.* "What? No more candy?! Pizza Boy will save the day!" *strikes a heroic pose.*
Host Mily: "Now, now, don't get too carried away Mikey, the rules are the person names the person that comes in after them and start!"
Mikey: *prances around the stage miming the preparation of a pizza.* "And this goes here...and there we go! Oh it needs more cheese." *Pretends to pull cheese out of himself.* "Ah! It needs more candy." *opens an invisible cupboard to look in.* "Holy flaming pizza pies! There's no more candy left in the world! I hope my superfriends get here soon!"
Daydream: *jumps on to the stage.* "Sorry I'm late...mmm! What's cooking?" *picks a piece of invisible pizza off of Mikey and pretends to eat it.*
Mikey: *clutches his arm* "Hey, hey, hey! Thank god you're here...Eats-everything-she-touches girl!"
Daydream: *runs over to the chairs and pretends to eat them.* "Yum! Upholstery!"
Ziptango: *rushes in* "Sorry! I was trying to find a chocolate bar!" *Daydream runs over to Ziptango and tries to eat her shirt.* "Hark! It's the kick-boxing monkey kid!"
Ziptango: *starts howling like a monkey and kicking everything.*
Danceingfae: *enters with a weird look on her face.* "Sorry, I'm late?" *Daydream rushes over to Danceingfae and prepares to gnaw on her foot.*
Ziptango: *Kicking madly around making everyone duck for cover.* "Its Captain Fish!"
Danceingfae: *pretends to swim around and swims over to Mikey.* "its ok, kick-boxing kid can threaten Cadbury into making chocolate for the who world!" *swims offstage*
Ziptango: *kicks at Mikey* "Huya! I will also seek out Nestle and Hershey!" *scratches head* Ziptango then runs offstage.
The stage is left with Mikey and Daydream who gasps in realization. "Wait for me!" she runs after Ziptango leaving Mikey all alone.
"Well, another crisis averted thanks to Pizza Boy! Da na na na na!" Mikey walks back to his char and breaks Daydreams pyramid for a glass.
"Yeah! A thousand points to all of you!" Mily cries after the audience had stopped clapping. "Ok our next game is worlds worst." *picks up a card* "and its world's worst things to do when you're Christmas shopping? Yep, that's what the card says..."
Daydream: *steps up and pretends to sever everything with a chainsaw* "Dear! We're gonna have a fire tonight!" she says in a fake hillbilly accent and then steps back.
Mikey: *steps up and madly begins rushing around with an invisible shopping cart.* "Get out of my way old lady! That's my tea cozy!" *steps back*
Ziptango: *walks up and signals Daydream to join her.* "You know what I heard?!" she says to Daydream in a loud whisper. "Christmas is canceled unless a certain someone doesn't get their fanny over here with the briefcase filled with money!" Ziptango put her had over her mouth in mock surprise.* they both step back.
Danceingfae: *steps up miming an item in her hand* "Yes! The last digital camcorder! Oh no...get away! Mine! Mine!" *pretends to get trampled and then steps back*
*Applause*
"Yay! A million points! Ok our next game is...oh! Three headed Broadway star for Danceingfae, Daydream and Mikey! Ok audience we need a name of the Broadway play." *Holds a microphone out towards audience*
Lady in 6th row: Swan Cake!
Guy in 4th row: Beauty of the Least!
"Alright! That last one should do! Ok now what's the hit love song of this play?"
Guy in 7th row: You're the only one I can get!
"Ok! Singers, with the help of Laura Hall and that other lady, you're going to sing the hit love song 'you're the only one I can get' to the hit Broadway 'Beauty of the least!'
*soft music begins.*
Mikey: You're...
Danceingfae: the...
Daydream: only...
Mikey: one...
Danceingfae: here...
Daydream: Nobody...
Mikey: knows...
Danceingfae: we're...
Daydream: alive!
Mikey: So,
Danceingfae: the...
Daydream: next...
Mikey: time...
Danceingfae: we...
Daydream: kiss...
Mikey: I'll...
Danceingfae: always...
Daydream: persevere!
Mikey: Because...
Danceingfae: you're...
Daydream: the...
Mikey: *fake crying* only...
Danceingfae: one...
Daydream: I...
Mikey: can...
Danceingfae: get!
*Applause*
"Wow!" Exclaims Mily. "A zillion points to all of you! Even Ziptango because she sat this one out, ok for our second last final game, Questions Only! This is for all four of you, your scene is..." Mily picks up a card and reads it. "You're at a junkyard and are tying to haggle for spare parts, ok and Danceingfae and Ziptango you two start."
Danceingfae: What's that?
Ziptango: Oh this?
Danceingfae: Can I have that?
Ziptango: How much you wanna pay?
Danceingfae: Five dollars...aw man! *steps back and Daydream steps up*
Daydream: Who are you?
Ziptango: Who do you think I am?
Daydream: What are you doing here?
Ziptango: What do you think I'm doing here?
Daydream: Running a...damn! *steps back Danceingfae steps back up*
Danceingfae: Are you going the right way for a smacked bottom?
Ziptango: *laughs* No...I! *steps back Mikey steps up*
Mikey: Is that for your car?
Danceingfae: What do you think?
Mikey: What do you think I think?
Danceingfae: Do you think I know what you think?
Mikey: Do you like me? *bats eyes*
Danceingfae: Yes! Oops... *steps back*
"Very good! A kajillion points to all of you! Aw, Danceingfae that was cute!" *Danceingfae blushes* "Ok! And our final, final game is, Lets make a Date! Danceingfae, Daydream and Ziptango you will all find little pieces of paper on your stools and Mikey, you're the host." Ok go!
Mikey: *in a girly voice* "Ok! Bachelor number one! Um, what colour would you be if you were a crayon?"
Danceingfae: *captions read: 'Deranged Lumberjack trying to cut down all the trees.'* "Well! Ah would be brown, cuz that's the colour of them danged trees Ah have ta cut!" *runs around making chainsaw noises and pretending to cut off the stools.*
Mikey: *giggles* "Ok! Bachelor number two! Hee, hee! What colour?"
Ziptango: *captions read: 'Afraid of Everything.'* "Ahh! You're trying to kill me! Ah! Ah!" *curls into fetal position and shakes*
Mikey: Uh huh..."Bachelor number three?"
Daydream: *captions read: 'Uncouth Hillbilly trying to find a wife.'* "Heyuck! Ah'm a green carayon! And I haf ta find mah wife!" *gets up and pulls Raphael out of the audience.*
Mikey: *trying not to laugh.* hee, hee! Oh kay! Bachelor number one, where would you take me for a night on the town?"
Danceingfae: "All trees must be cut! They must DIE!" *Insanely uses invisible chansaw to hack off Mikey's stool.*
Mikey: *pretends to fall on the floor* "Oh, you're so forceful! Bachelor number two?"
Ziptango: "AHHHHH!!!" *Runs away from Danceingfae who starts chasing her.*
Mikey: *Titters* "Well then! Bachelor number three?"
Daydream: *hugging Raph who is trying to get away* "Ah've already me a wifey!"
Mikey: "Well then, you can go marry him you, you...insane hillbilly!"
Host Mily: "Close enough! She's an uncouth hillbilly looking for a wife."
Mikey: *in a sing-song voice* "Bachelor number one! What do you love most?"
Danceingfae: "Mah chainsaw! With it all trees will succumb to its wrath!" *laughs insanely*
Mikey: "Now, now, the trees have feelings too you crazy lumberjack!"
*Audience claps*
Host Mily: "ok one left!"
Mikey: *grins at Ziptango* "Well now..."
Ziptango: "Ahhh! Ahhh! You're all out to get me!"
Mikey: "Whoa now, get some counselling you phobia freak."
Host Mily: "Uh, uh..."
Mikey: "You...fraidy cat!"
Host Mily: "Ok! A bazillion points to everyone, and that's our show! Tune in next time with Raphael and three other selected authors!" (I'll go by reviews) bye!