The Melee Gang - A Day In Their Headquaters
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Sorry for taking a VERY long time, I just haven't had the time to get back to it until now.. well, this is what you all wanted (well, for some people anyway..) .. Chapter 3! Hope to do my next one soon!
~Melee Kirby~ (aka: Kirby in The Melee Gang!)
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!Chapter 3!
As we left the last chapter.. the portal leading to the Final Destination arena had opened up, and the almighty Master Hand comes out, into The Melee Gang lounge. What is going to happen now? Read on!
Everyone stops what they're doing, watching the Master Hand make his entrance into the lounge. What will he do now?
The Master Hand enters, doing his infamous evil laugh, and shortly his voice breaks from it and his voice suddenly sounds all brittish and posh.
Master Hand: Blimey, to 'eck with that stupid evil laugh.. do I have to do that everytime I make an entrance? I mean it's hurting my bloomin' throat! Pardon my language..
Mario: Mama mia! You speak-a!
Master Hand: Well! Of course I speak! Heck, if I could laugh then why not being able to talk!?
Mario: But you dont have-a mouth, buddy...
Master Hand: So? This is the world of Nintendo, for bloomin' sakes anything can happeen!
Mario: That's-a true..
Master Hand: Anyways.. (puts on one of those posh old-fashioned bowl hats and pulls out a small walking stick thingy, making him look even more posh and brittish)
Everyone else: .......
Master Hand: What?!
Luigi: We'd-a rather you dont-a put that stuff on-a ya, you dont even look that evil anymore!
Mario: Exactly!
Master Hand: Oh I do say, please dont diss me for being just myself, afterall I aren't really that evil.. if you want someone evil then talk to my brother, Crazy Hand..
Mario: Broth-a? You-a mean you have a family?
Master Hand: Well..
Luigi: He must! Why have a brother when-a-ya wouldnt have a family!?
Master Hand: Fine.. I do have a family.. infact, I am part of the Hand family tree! (makes a family tree picture appear in the palm of his hand) see? Facinating that is, isnt it?
Bowser: (grabs it) Gemmie that! (looks at it)
Mario: Hey-a, that's-a not-a very nice of you and grabbing Mast-a Hand's thing
Luigi: (kicks Mario's leg) Mario! Bowser's supposed to be not a very nice character!
Mario: Owies!
Bowser: ..what the heck!? Take a look at this! (points at one particular part of the family tree)
Link: Le' me seeeee! (looks at the part pointed at) What the? A hand called "Thing"?
Captain Falcon: Hey, isnt that the hand from the... Adams Family?
Suddenly the infamous Adams Family theme tune, accompanied by finger clicks at the appropriate parts, plays just as Falcon mentioned the Adams Family.
Link: Argh you twit! You just put on that annoying theme!
Mario: It's-a not annoying! (clicks fingers at the parts where it's due along with the theme)
Link: STOP THAT!! (Whacks the back of Mario's head with a paper fan weapon)
Mario: OUCH! Okie-doke I'll-a stop now...
Fox: You always gotta be so abusive, Link..
Link: Well hey, that's the way I am! And you're always that way where you always gotta carry around that blaster with you..
Fox: Well it does come in handy! (Pulls it out and fires at Link)
Link: Hyah! (holds out the Mirror Sheild, reflecting the laser back to Fox)
Fox: Gah! Why you... GREEN-WEARING ELF!
Link: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT, YOU FUR FACE!
Fox: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW! (Fires some more from his blaster)
Link: (yawns as he pulls the Mirror Sheild back up, backfiring the laser shots to Fox) You're pathetic for a Star Fox leader..
Falco: (makes an entrance) Yeah Fox, everyone knows that I should be the leader!
Fox: C'mon Falco, that's just stupid! I'd rather see Slippy in charge than you!
Falco: Slippy in charge!? Now THAT'S a scary thought.. And Peppy's no good either, he's turned into an old foggey several years after Star Fox 64!
Fox: Well.. how about, er... Prince Tricky! Er, I mean...
Falco: Prince wha?
Fox: (sigh) nevermind...
Master Hand: Ohh I say, look at the time, I must be going! Ta-ta for now! (the portal opens back up and Master Hand leaves)
Bowser: Stupid brittish hand.. (breathes fire over the family tree which he still has and it burns)
Mario: Hey! That's not nice!
Luigi: .....
Mario: Oh wait, he isnt nice anyway..
Kirby comes back from the all-you-can-eat buffet restraunt he had spent his 10 dollars he earned (in chapter 2). Obviously he had eaten a lot, and therefore looks a little on the plump side as he comes back.
Kirby: Hi people.. (belches) oops, excuse me... er, I didn't miss anything, did I?
Mario: Not much..
Kirby: Typical.. (waddles away elsewhere looking for a spot to sleep now)
Falco: Lazy, fat pink blob.. always doing the same routine all the time.. eating and sleeping and nothing else!
Kirby's voice is heard from a short distance
"I HEARD THAT!!"
Mario: I'm-a bored... hmm... let's all play Mario Party!
Everyone else: NO!!!
Mario: (sweat drop) ok then, fine-a.....
The End!
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There you go.. hope you liked it! Let me know by R&Ring!
(^-^)~Melee Kirby~(^-^)
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Sorry for taking a VERY long time, I just haven't had the time to get back to it until now.. well, this is what you all wanted (well, for some people anyway..) .. Chapter 3! Hope to do my next one soon!
~Melee Kirby~ (aka: Kirby in The Melee Gang!)
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!Chapter 3!
As we left the last chapter.. the portal leading to the Final Destination arena had opened up, and the almighty Master Hand comes out, into The Melee Gang lounge. What is going to happen now? Read on!
Everyone stops what they're doing, watching the Master Hand make his entrance into the lounge. What will he do now?
The Master Hand enters, doing his infamous evil laugh, and shortly his voice breaks from it and his voice suddenly sounds all brittish and posh.
Master Hand: Blimey, to 'eck with that stupid evil laugh.. do I have to do that everytime I make an entrance? I mean it's hurting my bloomin' throat! Pardon my language..
Mario: Mama mia! You speak-a!
Master Hand: Well! Of course I speak! Heck, if I could laugh then why not being able to talk!?
Mario: But you dont have-a mouth, buddy...
Master Hand: So? This is the world of Nintendo, for bloomin' sakes anything can happeen!
Mario: That's-a true..
Master Hand: Anyways.. (puts on one of those posh old-fashioned bowl hats and pulls out a small walking stick thingy, making him look even more posh and brittish)
Everyone else: .......
Master Hand: What?!
Luigi: We'd-a rather you dont-a put that stuff on-a ya, you dont even look that evil anymore!
Mario: Exactly!
Master Hand: Oh I do say, please dont diss me for being just myself, afterall I aren't really that evil.. if you want someone evil then talk to my brother, Crazy Hand..
Mario: Broth-a? You-a mean you have a family?
Master Hand: Well..
Luigi: He must! Why have a brother when-a-ya wouldnt have a family!?
Master Hand: Fine.. I do have a family.. infact, I am part of the Hand family tree! (makes a family tree picture appear in the palm of his hand) see? Facinating that is, isnt it?
Bowser: (grabs it) Gemmie that! (looks at it)
Mario: Hey-a, that's-a not-a very nice of you and grabbing Mast-a Hand's thing
Luigi: (kicks Mario's leg) Mario! Bowser's supposed to be not a very nice character!
Mario: Owies!
Bowser: ..what the heck!? Take a look at this! (points at one particular part of the family tree)
Link: Le' me seeeee! (looks at the part pointed at) What the? A hand called "Thing"?
Captain Falcon: Hey, isnt that the hand from the... Adams Family?
Suddenly the infamous Adams Family theme tune, accompanied by finger clicks at the appropriate parts, plays just as Falcon mentioned the Adams Family.
Link: Argh you twit! You just put on that annoying theme!
Mario: It's-a not annoying! (clicks fingers at the parts where it's due along with the theme)
Link: STOP THAT!! (Whacks the back of Mario's head with a paper fan weapon)
Mario: OUCH! Okie-doke I'll-a stop now...
Fox: You always gotta be so abusive, Link..
Link: Well hey, that's the way I am! And you're always that way where you always gotta carry around that blaster with you..
Fox: Well it does come in handy! (Pulls it out and fires at Link)
Link: Hyah! (holds out the Mirror Sheild, reflecting the laser back to Fox)
Fox: Gah! Why you... GREEN-WEARING ELF!
Link: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT, YOU FUR FACE!
Fox: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT NOW! (Fires some more from his blaster)
Link: (yawns as he pulls the Mirror Sheild back up, backfiring the laser shots to Fox) You're pathetic for a Star Fox leader..
Falco: (makes an entrance) Yeah Fox, everyone knows that I should be the leader!
Fox: C'mon Falco, that's just stupid! I'd rather see Slippy in charge than you!
Falco: Slippy in charge!? Now THAT'S a scary thought.. And Peppy's no good either, he's turned into an old foggey several years after Star Fox 64!
Fox: Well.. how about, er... Prince Tricky! Er, I mean...
Falco: Prince wha?
Fox: (sigh) nevermind...
Master Hand: Ohh I say, look at the time, I must be going! Ta-ta for now! (the portal opens back up and Master Hand leaves)
Bowser: Stupid brittish hand.. (breathes fire over the family tree which he still has and it burns)
Mario: Hey! That's not nice!
Luigi: .....
Mario: Oh wait, he isnt nice anyway..
Kirby comes back from the all-you-can-eat buffet restraunt he had spent his 10 dollars he earned (in chapter 2). Obviously he had eaten a lot, and therefore looks a little on the plump side as he comes back.
Kirby: Hi people.. (belches) oops, excuse me... er, I didn't miss anything, did I?
Mario: Not much..
Kirby: Typical.. (waddles away elsewhere looking for a spot to sleep now)
Falco: Lazy, fat pink blob.. always doing the same routine all the time.. eating and sleeping and nothing else!
Kirby's voice is heard from a short distance
"I HEARD THAT!!"
Mario: I'm-a bored... hmm... let's all play Mario Party!
Everyone else: NO!!!
Mario: (sweat drop) ok then, fine-a.....
The End!
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There you go.. hope you liked it! Let me know by R&Ring!
(^-^)~Melee Kirby~(^-^)