Ok! Here's another episode of everyone's favorite show! Whose...Line is it anyway?!!
Enjoy! Oh and I'm sorry if I have offended anyone in any way. *really hopes she hasn't*
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from whose line or the ninja turtles....*cries*
*Whose line theme plays*
Host Mily: "Hello! And Welcome to Whose Line! Our contestants today are, Raphael!"
*Camera zooms in on Raph who is glaring at the camera and fumbling with a cell phone* Leave me alone! Hello? Hello? Mikey?!
Raphielle! *Elle takes the cell phone away from Raph* Ah, ah, ah! No phones for you...
KiKi! *KiKi leaps up and sits on Raph's lap making Elle green with envy* Yea!
and, HexAdecimal! *Hex pulls KiKi off Raph* Now, now, there'll be plenty of time for that later. *winks Raph shudders*
Host Mily: Ok! Since it's the Christmas season all of our games today will have that theme mostly, Tra la, la! Our first game is, scenes from the hat! *pulls out a top hat with the Canadian flag emblem on it* our first scene is, Things you shouldn't do when planning a surprise party. Ok go!
Raph: *steps up* ok! Lets go through the dress rehearsal again! 1 2 3 Surprise! Oh, someone put out that fire! *buzzer*
Raphielle: *crouches down* 1...Surprise! Oops! Too early eh..? ok can you just come back in and act surprised? *buzzer*
KiKi: Ok, when she walks in, you pull this lever and a bucket of slud– I mean confetti will drop on her! Hehehehe....*buzzer*
Host Mily: Ok! Bad things to do when you're under the Mistletoe!
Raph: *steps up motions for Hex to come* I've been thinking a lot about our relationship...and I have a confession to make, I...never loved you! *Hex pretends to cry and buzzer*
KiKi: *steps up and motions for Raph to come* I never loved you! I only used you as a distraction! *buzzer*
Raphielle: *grabs Raph and kisses him under an invisible mistletoe* huh? Oops! I thought you were my girlfriend! *buzzer*
HexAdecimal: *steps into center-stage pulls Raph with her* Lets do it right under the mistletoe! Oh wait...nevermind...its New Years, sorry! *buzzer*
Host Mily: *in Austen Powers impression* Oh behave! Ok! Our next scene is, The worst gift you ever received.
Raphielle: Ooh! Cherry flavored panties! *buzzer*
Host Mily: *laughing* I said worst gift!
KiKi: Oh wow! The whole boxed set of Pauly Shore movies! *buzzer*
Raph: Katanas?! I asked for Sais! *buzzer*
HexAdecimal: *opens up a mimed card reading* Merry, Christmas...I am writing to you to tell you I've cheated on you?! *crying* Someone's going to die tonight!!
*Applause*
Host Mily: Tee hee! Awesome! A thousand points for each of you, but a thousand and 1 for Raphielle's coment about the cherry flavored underwear! Ok that's that for that game, our next game is Weird Newscasters! This is for all four of you, Raphael you are the anchor and HexAdecimal is your co-anchor Hex you are a timid tree squirrel trying to find and hide your acorns. KiKi you will be doing sports you are a jungle savage guarding your village treasure. Elle you are doing the weather...skydiving, ok go!
*news theme plays*
Raph: Hello and welcome to the 6:00 news, I'm your host loveme te nder, on today's news desperate news people are on strike and will not be performing the news today including our own. Now lets go over to my co-anchor Mustshi d othat, Mustshi?
HexAdecimal: *chitters and talking very fast* Today on the news the Oak tree is in danger...*sniff* there's acorns about, and I have to hide them! *runs behind stool* nobody will ever find them here! *Raph is looking bewilderedly* NO! You can't see!
Raph: Ok...thanks...now lets on to sports! With Abdul Jongle
KiKi: Today on sport, The Red Sox win, Must guard treasure...Nobody will survive...*takes out mimed staff* Ha! Foolish squirrel, I will prevail! *runs towards the audience and pretends to lop off heads* Ha! HiYA! Take that Daydream! *runs back* Back to you...
Raph now lets go on to weather...with Sissi whuss,
Raphielle: *is on her stomach in skydiving form and holding a pointer* Wow! Would you look at that view!! I can't believe I'm doing this!!! are, are those birds? Ah! Eh! Oh! Ow! I think that's the last of them... Ark! Ark! Ow! Nope, oh! Its gonna be sunny tomorrow! I don't even need a weather map to tell me that! Hey, am I falling up? AHHHHHHH!!! *pretends to die*
*Applause*
Host Mily: Great! A thousand points each! Ok, We'll be back after the break,
*~*~*~* dum de dum...(this is where you run to go to the bathroom, get food...etc)
Host Mily: Ok we're back! Our next game is The millionaire show! Elle, you are the host of the show and questioning Raph, Hex, you go in the audience and KiKi you're the phone call, the theme is...Rock stars! You are all rock stars! Like crazy one from the 80s, ok go!
Raph: *thinking* Oh god now I have to be like Mikey...shouldn't be too hard...*talking out loud and holding invisible electric guitar* Dude! You want to win...uhh...what was that amount? Oh yeah! One million?
Raphielle: Yeah man! *does a riff on her guitar* So like, are you gonna ask me questions?
Raph: so THAT'S what these card thingys are for! Ok first question dude for $100, what is the name of the *having trouble reading* big..gest C..at, in thee...world! Is it A: the cheetah, B: the tiger, C: the hamster? Or D: the hawk?
Raphielle: I dunno...those are some mondo questions dude...I think its D...
Raph: Final answer dude?
Raphielle: No, no wait...I think its B
Raph: wow dude! You got it right!
Raphielle: Awesome! *plays another riff*
Raph: ok, Next Question, What is the main kind of cheese that goes on the hamburgers at Wendys? Is it A: cheddar B: marble, C: Monterary Jack, or D: see A?
Raphielle: oh no dude, I think I need to make a phone call, I know! I'll phone my drummer, *makes dialing noises*
KiKi: *in british accent* Ello! Whut's up?
Raphielle: I need an answer to the question, What is the main kind of cheese that goes on the hamburgers at Wendys? Is it A: cheddar B: marble, C: Monterary Jack, or D: see A?
KiKi: *playing the drums* what? Oh um its B man, I'm oot! *hangs up*
Raphielle: Ok, I think I'll go with B, no wait, C,
Raph: Final Answer? Or am I gonna have to rip up the stage with my new song!!!!?
Raphielle: C!
Raph: Thats...wrong...*Raphielle moans Nooo...* wait, wait I was just playin, its right!
Raphielle Yeah Man!
Raph: Ok, Oh smarto one, what is 3+4? A: 7 B: 77 C: 777 or D: 6?
Raphielle: oh...this is a hard one...I think I'll ask the audience, my sister is up there, hey sis!
HexAdecimal: Rockin! How's it hangin?
Raphielle: you hear the question dudette?
HexAdecimal: yeah! Its D!
Raphielle: Thanks sis! I'm gonna go with D
Raph Final answer?
Raphielle: *singing* Oh, I am winnin the million with D, C, B and A...
Raph you pick A? That's right! Yeah! *breaks guitar*
Host Mily: Whoo! That was awesome! A bazillion points each! Next game is...audience why don't you pick?
Daydream: Props!
Host Mily: ok we'll do that! Hmm...how should I put the teams together? Eh, yo have to do everything I tell you anyway so, Raph and Raphielle you are on a team and Hex and KiKi are on a team, don't look at me like that! I'm just reading off the cards and you'll both get your chances later! *hands Raph and Elle a long fuzzy stick with a triangle on the end* *hands KiKi and Hex a big fuzzy square* Raph and Elle you go first please :)
*Raph and Elle place the stick upright*
Raph: like my triangle catcher?
*KiKi and Hex move around the fuzzy box cautiously*
KiKi: *in Crocodile Hunter voice* we have to be very, very careful! This thing could lash out and bite my arm off faster than you could say... Crikey! Me hand!
*Raphielle is poking Raph in the face with the triangle end of the stick*
Elle: and you just poke the pimples away!
*HexAdecimal is sitting on the box*
Hex: it's the new box chairs! For a limited time only here at Walmart!
KiKi: *singing* Walmart! We have everything...
*Raphielle and Raph are standing beside each other and Raph is holding the triangle upright*
Raph: *in hillbilly accent* Damn ma! The hen coop exploded again!
Elle: I'll git the fire goin'!
*KiKi is standing on the box*
KiKi: and I promise no more taxes! *box breaks*
Hex: I guess we'll need them to pay for that! *is laughing her head off*
*Applause*
Host Mily: awesome! Ok by special request from KiKi here is her special friend Egor! Whoo! *Egor walks on stage* alright! For on last game its Egor, KiKi and Raphael!
The game is...if you know what I mean! Ok you can only speak in clauses, ok and your scene is at a wedding reception, ok go!
Egor: Gotta hit on the DJ if you know what I'm saying,
Raph: I'm gonna go request a song if you know what I mean...
KiKi: oh yeah! I'm gonna go try the punch if you know what I'm saying.
Egor: Time to catch the bouquet if you know what I mean!
KiKi: Gonna go smell the flowers if you know what I'm saying,
Raph: Gotta catch the garter if you know what I mean...
KiKi: gonna propose a toast if you know what I mean,
Raph: Gonna propose to my girlfriend if you know what I'm saying...
KiKi: Going to say yes if you know what I mean!
Host Mily: ok! You can stop now...
Raph: Will you marry me KiKi? *holds out a beautiful gold ring*
KiKi: Yes! *kisses him*
*Loud Applause*
Meanwhile...
Splinter is watching the show...: What?! Raphael asked a girl to marry him!? Right under my nose? Ten flips! No...thirty! He will not be able to move for a week!
Back to the show...
Host Mily: Whoa! I wasn't expecting this! Well that's all the time we have here folks until next time! *credits roll*
*HexAdecimal and Raphielle are crying* Noooo!
Hex: its no fair!
Elle: Right! Someone's going to die! Who wrote this?!
*Mily looks away, whisting nonchalantly Hex and Elle run after her furious*
Mily: wait! It wasn't my idea! It was KiKi's! AHHHHH!!!!
A/N alright! I'm gonna post the Donnie chapter soon! I already have Zip lined up but I need some crazed Don fans! Later!
Enjoy! Oh and I'm sorry if I have offended anyone in any way. *really hopes she hasn't*
Disclaimer: I don't own anything from whose line or the ninja turtles....*cries*
*Whose line theme plays*
Host Mily: "Hello! And Welcome to Whose Line! Our contestants today are, Raphael!"
*Camera zooms in on Raph who is glaring at the camera and fumbling with a cell phone* Leave me alone! Hello? Hello? Mikey?!
Raphielle! *Elle takes the cell phone away from Raph* Ah, ah, ah! No phones for you...
KiKi! *KiKi leaps up and sits on Raph's lap making Elle green with envy* Yea!
and, HexAdecimal! *Hex pulls KiKi off Raph* Now, now, there'll be plenty of time for that later. *winks Raph shudders*
Host Mily: Ok! Since it's the Christmas season all of our games today will have that theme mostly, Tra la, la! Our first game is, scenes from the hat! *pulls out a top hat with the Canadian flag emblem on it* our first scene is, Things you shouldn't do when planning a surprise party. Ok go!
Raph: *steps up* ok! Lets go through the dress rehearsal again! 1 2 3 Surprise! Oh, someone put out that fire! *buzzer*
Raphielle: *crouches down* 1...Surprise! Oops! Too early eh..? ok can you just come back in and act surprised? *buzzer*
KiKi: Ok, when she walks in, you pull this lever and a bucket of slud– I mean confetti will drop on her! Hehehehe....*buzzer*
Host Mily: Ok! Bad things to do when you're under the Mistletoe!
Raph: *steps up motions for Hex to come* I've been thinking a lot about our relationship...and I have a confession to make, I...never loved you! *Hex pretends to cry and buzzer*
KiKi: *steps up and motions for Raph to come* I never loved you! I only used you as a distraction! *buzzer*
Raphielle: *grabs Raph and kisses him under an invisible mistletoe* huh? Oops! I thought you were my girlfriend! *buzzer*
HexAdecimal: *steps into center-stage pulls Raph with her* Lets do it right under the mistletoe! Oh wait...nevermind...its New Years, sorry! *buzzer*
Host Mily: *in Austen Powers impression* Oh behave! Ok! Our next scene is, The worst gift you ever received.
Raphielle: Ooh! Cherry flavored panties! *buzzer*
Host Mily: *laughing* I said worst gift!
KiKi: Oh wow! The whole boxed set of Pauly Shore movies! *buzzer*
Raph: Katanas?! I asked for Sais! *buzzer*
HexAdecimal: *opens up a mimed card reading* Merry, Christmas...I am writing to you to tell you I've cheated on you?! *crying* Someone's going to die tonight!!
*Applause*
Host Mily: Tee hee! Awesome! A thousand points for each of you, but a thousand and 1 for Raphielle's coment about the cherry flavored underwear! Ok that's that for that game, our next game is Weird Newscasters! This is for all four of you, Raphael you are the anchor and HexAdecimal is your co-anchor Hex you are a timid tree squirrel trying to find and hide your acorns. KiKi you will be doing sports you are a jungle savage guarding your village treasure. Elle you are doing the weather...skydiving, ok go!
*news theme plays*
Raph: Hello and welcome to the 6:00 news, I'm your host loveme te nder, on today's news desperate news people are on strike and will not be performing the news today including our own. Now lets go over to my co-anchor Mustshi d othat, Mustshi?
HexAdecimal: *chitters and talking very fast* Today on the news the Oak tree is in danger...*sniff* there's acorns about, and I have to hide them! *runs behind stool* nobody will ever find them here! *Raph is looking bewilderedly* NO! You can't see!
Raph: Ok...thanks...now lets on to sports! With Abdul Jongle
KiKi: Today on sport, The Red Sox win, Must guard treasure...Nobody will survive...*takes out mimed staff* Ha! Foolish squirrel, I will prevail! *runs towards the audience and pretends to lop off heads* Ha! HiYA! Take that Daydream! *runs back* Back to you...
Raph now lets go on to weather...with Sissi whuss,
Raphielle: *is on her stomach in skydiving form and holding a pointer* Wow! Would you look at that view!! I can't believe I'm doing this!!! are, are those birds? Ah! Eh! Oh! Ow! I think that's the last of them... Ark! Ark! Ow! Nope, oh! Its gonna be sunny tomorrow! I don't even need a weather map to tell me that! Hey, am I falling up? AHHHHHHH!!! *pretends to die*
*Applause*
Host Mily: Great! A thousand points each! Ok, We'll be back after the break,
*~*~*~* dum de dum...(this is where you run to go to the bathroom, get food...etc)
Host Mily: Ok we're back! Our next game is The millionaire show! Elle, you are the host of the show and questioning Raph, Hex, you go in the audience and KiKi you're the phone call, the theme is...Rock stars! You are all rock stars! Like crazy one from the 80s, ok go!
Raph: *thinking* Oh god now I have to be like Mikey...shouldn't be too hard...*talking out loud and holding invisible electric guitar* Dude! You want to win...uhh...what was that amount? Oh yeah! One million?
Raphielle: Yeah man! *does a riff on her guitar* So like, are you gonna ask me questions?
Raph: so THAT'S what these card thingys are for! Ok first question dude for $100, what is the name of the *having trouble reading* big..gest C..at, in thee...world! Is it A: the cheetah, B: the tiger, C: the hamster? Or D: the hawk?
Raphielle: I dunno...those are some mondo questions dude...I think its D...
Raph: Final answer dude?
Raphielle: No, no wait...I think its B
Raph: wow dude! You got it right!
Raphielle: Awesome! *plays another riff*
Raph: ok, Next Question, What is the main kind of cheese that goes on the hamburgers at Wendys? Is it A: cheddar B: marble, C: Monterary Jack, or D: see A?
Raphielle: oh no dude, I think I need to make a phone call, I know! I'll phone my drummer, *makes dialing noises*
KiKi: *in british accent* Ello! Whut's up?
Raphielle: I need an answer to the question, What is the main kind of cheese that goes on the hamburgers at Wendys? Is it A: cheddar B: marble, C: Monterary Jack, or D: see A?
KiKi: *playing the drums* what? Oh um its B man, I'm oot! *hangs up*
Raphielle: Ok, I think I'll go with B, no wait, C,
Raph: Final Answer? Or am I gonna have to rip up the stage with my new song!!!!?
Raphielle: C!
Raph: Thats...wrong...*Raphielle moans Nooo...* wait, wait I was just playin, its right!
Raphielle Yeah Man!
Raph: Ok, Oh smarto one, what is 3+4? A: 7 B: 77 C: 777 or D: 6?
Raphielle: oh...this is a hard one...I think I'll ask the audience, my sister is up there, hey sis!
HexAdecimal: Rockin! How's it hangin?
Raphielle: you hear the question dudette?
HexAdecimal: yeah! Its D!
Raphielle: Thanks sis! I'm gonna go with D
Raph Final answer?
Raphielle: *singing* Oh, I am winnin the million with D, C, B and A...
Raph you pick A? That's right! Yeah! *breaks guitar*
Host Mily: Whoo! That was awesome! A bazillion points each! Next game is...audience why don't you pick?
Daydream: Props!
Host Mily: ok we'll do that! Hmm...how should I put the teams together? Eh, yo have to do everything I tell you anyway so, Raph and Raphielle you are on a team and Hex and KiKi are on a team, don't look at me like that! I'm just reading off the cards and you'll both get your chances later! *hands Raph and Elle a long fuzzy stick with a triangle on the end* *hands KiKi and Hex a big fuzzy square* Raph and Elle you go first please :)
*Raph and Elle place the stick upright*
Raph: like my triangle catcher?
*KiKi and Hex move around the fuzzy box cautiously*
KiKi: *in Crocodile Hunter voice* we have to be very, very careful! This thing could lash out and bite my arm off faster than you could say... Crikey! Me hand!
*Raphielle is poking Raph in the face with the triangle end of the stick*
Elle: and you just poke the pimples away!
*HexAdecimal is sitting on the box*
Hex: it's the new box chairs! For a limited time only here at Walmart!
KiKi: *singing* Walmart! We have everything...
*Raphielle and Raph are standing beside each other and Raph is holding the triangle upright*
Raph: *in hillbilly accent* Damn ma! The hen coop exploded again!
Elle: I'll git the fire goin'!
*KiKi is standing on the box*
KiKi: and I promise no more taxes! *box breaks*
Hex: I guess we'll need them to pay for that! *is laughing her head off*
*Applause*
Host Mily: awesome! Ok by special request from KiKi here is her special friend Egor! Whoo! *Egor walks on stage* alright! For on last game its Egor, KiKi and Raphael!
The game is...if you know what I mean! Ok you can only speak in clauses, ok and your scene is at a wedding reception, ok go!
Egor: Gotta hit on the DJ if you know what I'm saying,
Raph: I'm gonna go request a song if you know what I mean...
KiKi: oh yeah! I'm gonna go try the punch if you know what I'm saying.
Egor: Time to catch the bouquet if you know what I mean!
KiKi: Gonna go smell the flowers if you know what I'm saying,
Raph: Gotta catch the garter if you know what I mean...
KiKi: gonna propose a toast if you know what I mean,
Raph: Gonna propose to my girlfriend if you know what I'm saying...
KiKi: Going to say yes if you know what I mean!
Host Mily: ok! You can stop now...
Raph: Will you marry me KiKi? *holds out a beautiful gold ring*
KiKi: Yes! *kisses him*
*Loud Applause*
Meanwhile...
Splinter is watching the show...: What?! Raphael asked a girl to marry him!? Right under my nose? Ten flips! No...thirty! He will not be able to move for a week!
Back to the show...
Host Mily: Whoa! I wasn't expecting this! Well that's all the time we have here folks until next time! *credits roll*
*HexAdecimal and Raphielle are crying* Noooo!
Hex: its no fair!
Elle: Right! Someone's going to die! Who wrote this?!
*Mily looks away, whisting nonchalantly Hex and Elle run after her furious*
Mily: wait! It wasn't my idea! It was KiKi's! AHHHHH!!!!
A/N alright! I'm gonna post the Donnie chapter soon! I already have Zip lined up but I need some crazed Don fans! Later!