Lost in Final Fantasy 7
Chapter 2
Well, I had been to Final Fantasy 7 but now it wasn't too good for me.
Shinra Soldiers captured me and have taken me somewhere. I hope everyone else is okay though.
Soldier: So, what do we do with this one?
Soldier2: Orders are to leave him here. The president himself is coming to talk to him.
Soldier: Must be big!
The two leave.
Perry: …ugh…
I had just woken up. I was in a dark room. My equipment was in a corner and my shirt was gone.
Then a door opened.
Perry: Who are you?
President: I am the President of Shinra Incorporated.
Perry: Oh yeah. Thought I recognized you.
President: Well then. I never expected to find someone so young in AVALANCHE.
Perry: I'm better than I appear to be.
President: Well then do you plan on telling me any plans about what AVALANCHE plans to do in the future.
Perry: I don't really know what they're up to. Even if I did I wouldn't tell you!
President: Hmph. I figured you wouldn't talk. Guard take care of him!
A guard came in with some food and water as the President left.
Perry: So you're gonna feed me?
Without saying a word he shoved food down my throat.
Perry: ugh…
It was choking me but I had a plan.
I pretended to be choking on my food. The guard unstrapped me from the chair I was in and tried to give me the heimlich maneuver. I elbowed him in the chest and before he could draw his gun I had dashed to my sword and cut him to death.
I gathered most of my equipment. I was still shirtless.
Perry: Now how to I get out of here?
I went out the door I was in and made my way down a long corridor. Eventually I came to a room with a ladder going up.
Perry: Must be the way out.
Before I could begin my accent. A large machine appeared behind me.
Perry: What is that?
The thing wasn't in the game but it was a large round thing with cannons on its side and center.
Perry: I don't have time for this!
I ran up and slashed it. It responded with a shot from its center cannon.
It didn't hurt as much.
Perry: I don't have many options. Just attacking.
I continued to attack and use Cure on myself as needed. The machine looked as though it was going down.
Perry: Now your dead!
But it used all three of its cannons at once on me. It brought down to low vitality.
Perry: Now you've done it!
I had reached my Limit Break again.
Perry: Heavy Swipe!
I ran up to it and swung my sword with immense force at it.
The machine was destroyed.
Now I figured I needed a victory pose.
So I stuck my sword in the ground and leaned against it looking at the downed opponent.
Perry: Nice!
But then I used Cure on myself and began to climb the ladder.
At the top was a hatch. I tried to open it but something was on top of it. I kept tying until it opened.
Perry: Finally!
Tifa: Perry?
Perry: Tifa? What are you doing here?
Tifa: Nevermind what I'm doing here! What about you? Are you hurt? What happened? What did they do to you?
Perry: Let me answer. I'm fine. The president tried to get me to spill some info on you guys but I refused and then I managed to escape where I was.
Tifa: Wow. Impressive.
Perry: What about you now? What's with the get-up?
She wasn't wearing her usual short skirt, gloves, and white shirt. Now she was in a purple dress that was a bit looser than her normal clothes but showed a little more cleavage.
Tifa: Well it's hard to explain.
She began to explain about Corneo and all that stuff. But now I was in trouble.
Tifa: So you see…
Perry: But what about me? I'm not a lady, and I think God wants me to stay that way.
Tifa: I think you should lay low until this is over.
Perry: Okay.
Tifa: But we do need three girls for this and if we have two our chances for success would be higher.
Perry: (no paying attention)
Tifa: Maybe you can…
She wisperred the last part in my ear.
Perry: OH HELL NO!!
Tifa: Come on!
Perry: I refuse to do such a thing.
Tifa: Why?
Perry: Cause. I don't feel right dressing like a woman. I'm not a woman. I can't act like a woman. I don't look like a woman. And I'm not a woman.
Tifa: I can fix that.
Perry: I don't want you to.
Tifa: Come on! If you do I'll give you a kiss.
Perry: …just one?
Tifa: Fine two!
Perry: Where?
Tifa: What do you mean where?
Perry: Lips or cheek?
Tifa: cheek.
Perry: Forget it!
Tifa: Fine. Lips.
Perry: Let's make it one on the cheek and one on the lips.
Tifa: Fine.
Perry: And don't tell anyone about this.
Tifa: I'll try.
Perry: Can't believe I'm doing this.
Tifa: I'll be back in a second.
She had been gone for about half an hour.
Perry: She'd better hurry.
This dungeon looked very…naughty…just like I expected Corneo to keep it.
Then a person was coming down the stairs. I had grabbed my weapon and prepared for the worse.
Tifa: Back.
Perry: Oh just you.
Tifa: Yup. I got you some…womanly attire…and a new weapon.
She handed me a sword that was slimmer than the one I had and it was a bit heavier but I liked it.
Perry: Thanks! Hmm…this one is Marauder.
Tifa: Now for the bad stuff.
Perry: Just great.
She had a black dress, high heels, makeup, a wig, and…balloons?
Perry: balloons?
Tifa: Well how else would you look like a woman?
Perry: Jeese!
I went into a corner where I couldn't be seen well. I eventually came out in the dress and high heels wearing the wig. I looked ridiculous. Not to mention felt it.
Perry: This is so degrading.
Tifa: It's for a good cause.
Perry: And it's not over yet.
Tifa: That's right. I'll take care of the other stuff.
She took the two balloons and found a fountain. She filled them up until they were pretty big.
Tifa: Here.
She put them into my dress…ugh…never want to say that again. Needless to say now…I had breasts the size of Tifa's.
Tifa: Don't you look sexy.
Perry: I never thought I'd feel bad hearing you tell me that.
She put on makeup and I was a girl. Can't this end?
Tifa: You look good. There's a mirror. Look at yourself.
I went up to it and saw myself. I was a large chested man. I felt like I was gonna puke. This was very uncomfortable, especially cause those water balloons were so heavy. They did create that bounce effect.
Tifa: hahahahahahahaha…I'm sorry….haha…you just look so….hahaha…funny.
Perry: No amount of kisses is worth this.
Then a girl in a red dress and what looked like Cloud walked down.
Perry: Oh god!
Cloud: Hey. Perry? Don't you look foolish?
Perry: Likewise.
At least neither of us would tell anyone of this.
???: Hi there.
Tifa: And you would be?
Aeris: I'm Aeris. And you must be Tifa. Cloud told me a lot about you.
Then she looked at me.
Aeris: but not about you.
Perry: Oh man.
We all explained everything.
Tifa: This thing should start any minute.
Perry: The sooner the better.
Then we were all called to the Don.
He was even more strange up close.
Afterwards he made his choice. It was Cloud. Tifa was sent to another room. Aeris and I were left downstairs.
Man: So ladies. When do we start?
Perry: How about never?
Man: huh?
I didn't want to wear this anymore so I flung off my clothes and was in my original get-up.
Man: A MAN!
I threw the two water balloons at his face and Aeris tied him up to the table.
Perry: Nice touch.
Aeris: We'd better see if everyone else is okay.
Perry: You get right to the point.
We went upstairs and met up with Tifa.
Perry: Tifa, are you okay?
Tifa: Yes. Although they weren't to friendly.
She had her regular shirt torn a little on the shoulder to expose a cut.
Perry: Ouch.
Aeris: Shouldn't we get Cloud?
Tifa: Oh yeah.
We all ran in to the Don's backroom to find Cloud questioning him.
Cloud: Glad you could show up.
Corneo: You'll regret doing this to me.
Cloud: I got the info from him. They plan on dropping the plate holding Sector 7 on top of everything.
Tifa: WHAT? We must stop this.
Perry: Then we'd better hurry.
We began to leave when Corneo stopped us.
Corneo: Wait a minute. Why do you think a guy like me tells you this info and does worry much about it?
(these aren't all right)
1-Because he knows he's dead.
2-Because he's sure to win.
3-Because he has no clue.
Perry: Number 2.
Corneo: Correct!
He pulled a switch and we all fell into the sewer below.
Perry: ugh…We alright?
Cloud: Nasty.
Aeris: Just plain gross.
Tifa: I've had better.
Aeris: Oh well. The worst is over.
We heard a roar.
Perry: ………Aps…
Chapter 2
Well, I had been to Final Fantasy 7 but now it wasn't too good for me.
Shinra Soldiers captured me and have taken me somewhere. I hope everyone else is okay though.
Soldier: So, what do we do with this one?
Soldier2: Orders are to leave him here. The president himself is coming to talk to him.
Soldier: Must be big!
The two leave.
Perry: …ugh…
I had just woken up. I was in a dark room. My equipment was in a corner and my shirt was gone.
Then a door opened.
Perry: Who are you?
President: I am the President of Shinra Incorporated.
Perry: Oh yeah. Thought I recognized you.
President: Well then. I never expected to find someone so young in AVALANCHE.
Perry: I'm better than I appear to be.
President: Well then do you plan on telling me any plans about what AVALANCHE plans to do in the future.
Perry: I don't really know what they're up to. Even if I did I wouldn't tell you!
President: Hmph. I figured you wouldn't talk. Guard take care of him!
A guard came in with some food and water as the President left.
Perry: So you're gonna feed me?
Without saying a word he shoved food down my throat.
Perry: ugh…
It was choking me but I had a plan.
I pretended to be choking on my food. The guard unstrapped me from the chair I was in and tried to give me the heimlich maneuver. I elbowed him in the chest and before he could draw his gun I had dashed to my sword and cut him to death.
I gathered most of my equipment. I was still shirtless.
Perry: Now how to I get out of here?
I went out the door I was in and made my way down a long corridor. Eventually I came to a room with a ladder going up.
Perry: Must be the way out.
Before I could begin my accent. A large machine appeared behind me.
Perry: What is that?
The thing wasn't in the game but it was a large round thing with cannons on its side and center.
Perry: I don't have time for this!
I ran up and slashed it. It responded with a shot from its center cannon.
It didn't hurt as much.
Perry: I don't have many options. Just attacking.
I continued to attack and use Cure on myself as needed. The machine looked as though it was going down.
Perry: Now your dead!
But it used all three of its cannons at once on me. It brought down to low vitality.
Perry: Now you've done it!
I had reached my Limit Break again.
Perry: Heavy Swipe!
I ran up to it and swung my sword with immense force at it.
The machine was destroyed.
Now I figured I needed a victory pose.
So I stuck my sword in the ground and leaned against it looking at the downed opponent.
Perry: Nice!
But then I used Cure on myself and began to climb the ladder.
At the top was a hatch. I tried to open it but something was on top of it. I kept tying until it opened.
Perry: Finally!
Tifa: Perry?
Perry: Tifa? What are you doing here?
Tifa: Nevermind what I'm doing here! What about you? Are you hurt? What happened? What did they do to you?
Perry: Let me answer. I'm fine. The president tried to get me to spill some info on you guys but I refused and then I managed to escape where I was.
Tifa: Wow. Impressive.
Perry: What about you now? What's with the get-up?
She wasn't wearing her usual short skirt, gloves, and white shirt. Now she was in a purple dress that was a bit looser than her normal clothes but showed a little more cleavage.
Tifa: Well it's hard to explain.
She began to explain about Corneo and all that stuff. But now I was in trouble.
Tifa: So you see…
Perry: But what about me? I'm not a lady, and I think God wants me to stay that way.
Tifa: I think you should lay low until this is over.
Perry: Okay.
Tifa: But we do need three girls for this and if we have two our chances for success would be higher.
Perry: (no paying attention)
Tifa: Maybe you can…
She wisperred the last part in my ear.
Perry: OH HELL NO!!
Tifa: Come on!
Perry: I refuse to do such a thing.
Tifa: Why?
Perry: Cause. I don't feel right dressing like a woman. I'm not a woman. I can't act like a woman. I don't look like a woman. And I'm not a woman.
Tifa: I can fix that.
Perry: I don't want you to.
Tifa: Come on! If you do I'll give you a kiss.
Perry: …just one?
Tifa: Fine two!
Perry: Where?
Tifa: What do you mean where?
Perry: Lips or cheek?
Tifa: cheek.
Perry: Forget it!
Tifa: Fine. Lips.
Perry: Let's make it one on the cheek and one on the lips.
Tifa: Fine.
Perry: And don't tell anyone about this.
Tifa: I'll try.
Perry: Can't believe I'm doing this.
Tifa: I'll be back in a second.
She had been gone for about half an hour.
Perry: She'd better hurry.
This dungeon looked very…naughty…just like I expected Corneo to keep it.
Then a person was coming down the stairs. I had grabbed my weapon and prepared for the worse.
Tifa: Back.
Perry: Oh just you.
Tifa: Yup. I got you some…womanly attire…and a new weapon.
She handed me a sword that was slimmer than the one I had and it was a bit heavier but I liked it.
Perry: Thanks! Hmm…this one is Marauder.
Tifa: Now for the bad stuff.
Perry: Just great.
She had a black dress, high heels, makeup, a wig, and…balloons?
Perry: balloons?
Tifa: Well how else would you look like a woman?
Perry: Jeese!
I went into a corner where I couldn't be seen well. I eventually came out in the dress and high heels wearing the wig. I looked ridiculous. Not to mention felt it.
Perry: This is so degrading.
Tifa: It's for a good cause.
Perry: And it's not over yet.
Tifa: That's right. I'll take care of the other stuff.
She took the two balloons and found a fountain. She filled them up until they were pretty big.
Tifa: Here.
She put them into my dress…ugh…never want to say that again. Needless to say now…I had breasts the size of Tifa's.
Tifa: Don't you look sexy.
Perry: I never thought I'd feel bad hearing you tell me that.
She put on makeup and I was a girl. Can't this end?
Tifa: You look good. There's a mirror. Look at yourself.
I went up to it and saw myself. I was a large chested man. I felt like I was gonna puke. This was very uncomfortable, especially cause those water balloons were so heavy. They did create that bounce effect.
Tifa: hahahahahahahaha…I'm sorry….haha…you just look so….hahaha…funny.
Perry: No amount of kisses is worth this.
Then a girl in a red dress and what looked like Cloud walked down.
Perry: Oh god!
Cloud: Hey. Perry? Don't you look foolish?
Perry: Likewise.
At least neither of us would tell anyone of this.
???: Hi there.
Tifa: And you would be?
Aeris: I'm Aeris. And you must be Tifa. Cloud told me a lot about you.
Then she looked at me.
Aeris: but not about you.
Perry: Oh man.
We all explained everything.
Tifa: This thing should start any minute.
Perry: The sooner the better.
Then we were all called to the Don.
He was even more strange up close.
Afterwards he made his choice. It was Cloud. Tifa was sent to another room. Aeris and I were left downstairs.
Man: So ladies. When do we start?
Perry: How about never?
Man: huh?
I didn't want to wear this anymore so I flung off my clothes and was in my original get-up.
Man: A MAN!
I threw the two water balloons at his face and Aeris tied him up to the table.
Perry: Nice touch.
Aeris: We'd better see if everyone else is okay.
Perry: You get right to the point.
We went upstairs and met up with Tifa.
Perry: Tifa, are you okay?
Tifa: Yes. Although they weren't to friendly.
She had her regular shirt torn a little on the shoulder to expose a cut.
Perry: Ouch.
Aeris: Shouldn't we get Cloud?
Tifa: Oh yeah.
We all ran in to the Don's backroom to find Cloud questioning him.
Cloud: Glad you could show up.
Corneo: You'll regret doing this to me.
Cloud: I got the info from him. They plan on dropping the plate holding Sector 7 on top of everything.
Tifa: WHAT? We must stop this.
Perry: Then we'd better hurry.
We began to leave when Corneo stopped us.
Corneo: Wait a minute. Why do you think a guy like me tells you this info and does worry much about it?
(these aren't all right)
1-Because he knows he's dead.
2-Because he's sure to win.
3-Because he has no clue.
Perry: Number 2.
Corneo: Correct!
He pulled a switch and we all fell into the sewer below.
Perry: ugh…We alright?
Cloud: Nasty.
Aeris: Just plain gross.
Tifa: I've had better.
Aeris: Oh well. The worst is over.
We heard a roar.
Perry: ………Aps…