Disclaimer: I don't own Metal Gear Solid, or it's characters. Yep..I'm
worthless.but I love my job! Mainly because I don't have one!!! Alright!!
Author's Note: I guess I sorta owe you all a new chapter. Sorry for a major delay. FF.net was down and out for the longest time, and I didn't have much inspiration for awhile. Anyway, I've got some really good reviews out of my first two chapters. I feel all warm and fuzzy. More reviews after this chapter would be appreciated. A friend of mine suggested this idea for a chapter, and I hope to insert one of these every once and awhile.
Chapter 3: Director's Cut #1
Raiden: Hello, Raiden. THE Director here. Just this morning it occurred to me that you, the fans of the Metal Gear series might like to see some of our earlier work on this game. So far you've been treated to the making of the scenes already inserted into the game. But here's what you didn't see.
Scene: The George Washington Bridge (Actor for Solid Snake: Mike Myers)
Myers: ::Takes a drag on his cig.:: ....
Director(original from the first chapter): Start running!
Myers: .I'm a sexy bitch, baby!
Director: You're also fired!
Scene: The George Washington Bridge (Actor for Solid Snake: Michael Keaton)
:: Keaton takes a drag on his cig, then coughs out a white plume of smoke.::
Keaton: Batman doesn't need this filth!
Director: For the last time, you're not Batman!
Keaton: I'm Batman!
::Keaton puts on the famed Batman Mask::
Keaton: See! You have no argument against this astounding proof!
Director: But if you truly were Batman, wouldn't it make more sense to hide your identity?
Keaton: .Touche.In that case. I'M NOT BATMAN!! Forget what you heard here on this day, civilian!
::Keaton takes this opportunity to jump off the side of the George Washington and plummets to his death in the waters below.::
Otacon: KEEEEEEEEAAAAATOOON!!
Director: Where the hell do we get these guys.?
Bob: Actor's for Discount Contract Agency.
Director: Ah.
Raiden: So you see, it's been a hard process just to come by the mediocre talent we have now. Minus myself, I'm pure genius.
Snake: ::huffs:: VR Junkie.
Raiden: I can fire your ass!
Snake: You need me.
Raiden: Good point. Fetch me a Long Island Iced Tea, servant biscuit!
Snake: I'LL LONG ISLAND ICED TEA YOU!!!
Raiden: Good, because that's exactly what I asked for. Chop chop!
::Snake's eyes begin to twitch and he runs off screaming.::
Raiden: Well, he may be a bit emotional, but he's a better servant than those radioactive monkeys we used to have. Anyway, we're out of time for today--
Otacon: What're you talking about? This is part of a DVD extra that comes with the game.
Raiden: Well, simply because I said we're out of time. I have to go get my hair done at the salon.
Otacon: You are such a girl!
Raiden: Oh yeah? What about your doll collection?
Otacon: HEY! You leave Mary-Sue out of this!
Raiden: Right.anyway.we hope to see you next time on Director's Cut!
::Insert cheesy Masterpiece Theater music here.::
Author's Note: I'm not sure about this one, but I think it's a little short and uninspired. It's a new idea I was working with, so you'll have to give me a little time to get used to it. Anyway, if I have any new inspiring ideas, I'll be sure to write a new chapter soon! Reviews would be great!
Author's Note: I guess I sorta owe you all a new chapter. Sorry for a major delay. FF.net was down and out for the longest time, and I didn't have much inspiration for awhile. Anyway, I've got some really good reviews out of my first two chapters. I feel all warm and fuzzy. More reviews after this chapter would be appreciated. A friend of mine suggested this idea for a chapter, and I hope to insert one of these every once and awhile.
Chapter 3: Director's Cut #1
Raiden: Hello, Raiden. THE Director here. Just this morning it occurred to me that you, the fans of the Metal Gear series might like to see some of our earlier work on this game. So far you've been treated to the making of the scenes already inserted into the game. But here's what you didn't see.
Scene: The George Washington Bridge (Actor for Solid Snake: Mike Myers)
Myers: ::Takes a drag on his cig.:: ....
Director(original from the first chapter): Start running!
Myers: .I'm a sexy bitch, baby!
Director: You're also fired!
Scene: The George Washington Bridge (Actor for Solid Snake: Michael Keaton)
:: Keaton takes a drag on his cig, then coughs out a white plume of smoke.::
Keaton: Batman doesn't need this filth!
Director: For the last time, you're not Batman!
Keaton: I'm Batman!
::Keaton puts on the famed Batman Mask::
Keaton: See! You have no argument against this astounding proof!
Director: But if you truly were Batman, wouldn't it make more sense to hide your identity?
Keaton: .Touche.In that case. I'M NOT BATMAN!! Forget what you heard here on this day, civilian!
::Keaton takes this opportunity to jump off the side of the George Washington and plummets to his death in the waters below.::
Otacon: KEEEEEEEEAAAAATOOON!!
Director: Where the hell do we get these guys.?
Bob: Actor's for Discount Contract Agency.
Director: Ah.
Raiden: So you see, it's been a hard process just to come by the mediocre talent we have now. Minus myself, I'm pure genius.
Snake: ::huffs:: VR Junkie.
Raiden: I can fire your ass!
Snake: You need me.
Raiden: Good point. Fetch me a Long Island Iced Tea, servant biscuit!
Snake: I'LL LONG ISLAND ICED TEA YOU!!!
Raiden: Good, because that's exactly what I asked for. Chop chop!
::Snake's eyes begin to twitch and he runs off screaming.::
Raiden: Well, he may be a bit emotional, but he's a better servant than those radioactive monkeys we used to have. Anyway, we're out of time for today--
Otacon: What're you talking about? This is part of a DVD extra that comes with the game.
Raiden: Well, simply because I said we're out of time. I have to go get my hair done at the salon.
Otacon: You are such a girl!
Raiden: Oh yeah? What about your doll collection?
Otacon: HEY! You leave Mary-Sue out of this!
Raiden: Right.anyway.we hope to see you next time on Director's Cut!
::Insert cheesy Masterpiece Theater music here.::
Author's Note: I'm not sure about this one, but I think it's a little short and uninspired. It's a new idea I was working with, so you'll have to give me a little time to get used to it. Anyway, if I have any new inspiring ideas, I'll be sure to write a new chapter soon! Reviews would be great!