Lost in Final Fantasy 7 Chapter 16: A Very Long Drive
Well I was feeling much better now that I gave my injuries some rest. The bleeding had stopped and I felt just great.
Aeris: How are you doing?
Perry: Just great.
Cloud: Dio said he had a gift for us.
Barret: We're supposed to pick it up somewhere around here.
We were still in the desert prison but in another part of it.
Yuffie: Let's just go. Too many creeps around here.
Perry: I didn't really see any.
I felt someone reaching into my pockets. Drawing my sword I went to slash whoever it was but stopped short of their face.
???: Oh, I'm terrible sorry. Here have it back!
He handed me my money I had and some other stuff that was in that pocket.
Perry: Now get out of here before I remove those hands.
The thief left in a heartbeat.
Yuffie: You were scarier than the thief.
Perry: Please.
Red XIII: Never seen you act that way before. You alright?
Perry: I'm not even sure anymore.
Tifa: Well someone is coming.
A man wearing a suit entered and he handed Cloud a set of keys.
Cloud: What's this?
Man: Dio's way of apology. The buggy is parked a few steps to your left.
We looked over and we saw a pink buggy.
Man: You should be able to cross the river now.
Cloud: Okay. Thanks.
We all went up to it. We decided on who would sit where.
Cloud: I'll drive.
Barret: I'll be on the passenger side.
Cait Sith: I'll be behind him.
Red XIII: I'll be next to him.
Good thing this was a big buggy. It had the front then a middle and then the rear seating.
Perry: I don't care where.
I hadn't noticed but Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie were talking about something.
All of them: You can take the back. We'll sit with you.
Perry: uh…whatever.
First Tifa got in and sat on the right side than I got in the center and Aeris got in on the left.
Perry: Hey, where's Yuffie sitting?
Tifa: Oh, we didn't think of that.
Aeris: Yuffie try and find some room.
She got in and tried sitting between Aeris and me.
Yuffie: Not enough room.
Then she tried between Tifa and me.
Yuffie: Even less room. Tifa, lose some weight in those hips will ya?
Tifa: Excuse me!
Yuffie: I mean, ugh, nevermind.
Tifa: That's what I thought.
Yuffie: How about here?
She sat on my lap. Not that I didn't mind or anything.
Aeris & Tifa: Don't they look cute?
Perry & Yuffie: Bite me!
We finally drove out of the Desert Prison.
Cloud: We should reach the river shortly. So just enjoy the ride.
Aeris: It's a very comfortable ride, I must say.
Tifa: I know. These seats are quite comfortable.
Yuffie: Especially mine.
Perry: …
Yuffie: Hey, what's up? You haven't said anything since I sat here.
Perry: sorry.
Yuffie: Just when you think you know a guy.
I don't know why I didn't say anything. I will admit though, it was a joy having her on my lap. She gave off a warm aura. Like most women I'd say.
Aeris: How are you doing, Perry? Say something.
Perry: I'm doing fine.
Tifa: Just fine?
Perry: Yes.
Aeris: okay.
Tifa: That looks so comfortable. I'll trade seats Yuffie.
Yuffie: No way! He's my friend.
Perry: C'mon now. Don't argue over me.
Yuffie: Sorry.
Tifa: Yeah. Me too.
After that everyone seemed to stay quiet. Well most of them were sleeping.
Barret had taken over the wheel and Cloud must've dozed off. I don't know about Cait Sith or Red XIII. All the girls were sleeping.
Perry: Lucky me?? Yeah right.
I thought I could make Tifa happy just now.
I tapped her shoulder to wake her up.
Tifa: ugh…what is it?
Perry: You still wanna sit on my lap?
Tifa: but she's still there.
Perry: But she's asleep.
Tifa: oh, I see!
She helped me get her off and Tifa and Yuffie exchanged places without Yuffie noticing.
Tifa plopped herself down on me now.
Tifa: She was right. You are comfortable.
Perry: And women don't like me.
Tifa: Maybe you don't try hard enough.
She was still trying to get comfortable. My poor legs. Fell asleep from Yuffie.
She then found her spot and seemed happy.
Tifa: There. Is this okay with you?
Perry: Yeah, but Yuffie was right.
Tifa: About what?
Perry: You do need to lose weight in those hips.
Tifa: Don't act like you don't love em.
Perry: whatever.
Not wanting to go any further with this I decided to go to sleep.
I had another strange dream. I was getting tired of these.
Perry: What?
Aeris: hey.
Perry: Oh, hi Aeris.
Aeris: Let's go have some fun.
Perry: what do you mean?
Aeris: You know. I wanted to go back to the Gold Saucer.
Perry: Well if I can find it.
Tifa: Hey, you were going to take me.
Yuffie: What about me?
Perry: uhhhh
???: Please. You weren't meant to have women.
Perry: And you would be?
???: You can never have a women. EVER! If these girls are so great why haven't any of them made the moves on you. Or why haven't you done the same.
Perry: Well.
Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie: Yeah, why not?
Perry: Well I…
???: See, no women for you! You'll be lonely the rest of your life!
Perry: Shut up!!!
Then I awoke.
What a nightmare!
All of the girls were still sleeping but Tifa had apparently stretched out and took up the back seat.
Barret: YO! Everyone! Time to move.
I desperately made it out of the buggy without waking anyone up.
Barret: Glad to see you made it.
Perry: So am I!
Barret: What's up wit them?
Perry: You know girls. Sleep for as long as they want.
Barret: The hell they will!
He aimed his gunarm in the air and fired about 20 shots.
Aeris: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Tifa: ugh…what the?
Yuffie: need more snooze!
Perry: What should we do?
Red XIII: Well maybe you should go investigate that reactor over there. I'll watch the rest of them.
Cloud: Thanks.
Barret: Let's go guys.
Cloud, Barret, and I went into this odd looking jungle.
Ruined Reactor? Gongaga!
But it was much bigger than I had expected from the game. You could easily get lost here.
Perry: Let's try not to get separated. Looks easy to get lost.
Cloud: Good idea.
Then we were ambushed by some people.
Barret: Who? YOU!
Reno: Glad to see you all again.
Cloud: And you must be.
Rude: Oh, it's you again.
Perry: Never thought we'd meet again.
Cloud: When have you met?
Perry: Mythril Mine. When I left for awhile.
Rude: See your voice is back.
Perry: Well, what do you guys want?
Reno: Just payback for the injuries you gave me in Sector 7.
Cloud: You were the fool that jumped off the pillar.
Reno: Well my new weapons gonna mop the floor with ya.
We all got up and readied our weapons.
Looks like another fight is on.
Looks like the Shinra knows of the groups plans. But how?
A spy?
(*sorry about the lack of updates but the site has been down. So I hope this extra chapter is forgiveness)
Well I was feeling much better now that I gave my injuries some rest. The bleeding had stopped and I felt just great.
Aeris: How are you doing?
Perry: Just great.
Cloud: Dio said he had a gift for us.
Barret: We're supposed to pick it up somewhere around here.
We were still in the desert prison but in another part of it.
Yuffie: Let's just go. Too many creeps around here.
Perry: I didn't really see any.
I felt someone reaching into my pockets. Drawing my sword I went to slash whoever it was but stopped short of their face.
???: Oh, I'm terrible sorry. Here have it back!
He handed me my money I had and some other stuff that was in that pocket.
Perry: Now get out of here before I remove those hands.
The thief left in a heartbeat.
Yuffie: You were scarier than the thief.
Perry: Please.
Red XIII: Never seen you act that way before. You alright?
Perry: I'm not even sure anymore.
Tifa: Well someone is coming.
A man wearing a suit entered and he handed Cloud a set of keys.
Cloud: What's this?
Man: Dio's way of apology. The buggy is parked a few steps to your left.
We looked over and we saw a pink buggy.
Man: You should be able to cross the river now.
Cloud: Okay. Thanks.
We all went up to it. We decided on who would sit where.
Cloud: I'll drive.
Barret: I'll be on the passenger side.
Cait Sith: I'll be behind him.
Red XIII: I'll be next to him.
Good thing this was a big buggy. It had the front then a middle and then the rear seating.
Perry: I don't care where.
I hadn't noticed but Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie were talking about something.
All of them: You can take the back. We'll sit with you.
Perry: uh…whatever.
First Tifa got in and sat on the right side than I got in the center and Aeris got in on the left.
Perry: Hey, where's Yuffie sitting?
Tifa: Oh, we didn't think of that.
Aeris: Yuffie try and find some room.
She got in and tried sitting between Aeris and me.
Yuffie: Not enough room.
Then she tried between Tifa and me.
Yuffie: Even less room. Tifa, lose some weight in those hips will ya?
Tifa: Excuse me!
Yuffie: I mean, ugh, nevermind.
Tifa: That's what I thought.
Yuffie: How about here?
She sat on my lap. Not that I didn't mind or anything.
Aeris & Tifa: Don't they look cute?
Perry & Yuffie: Bite me!
We finally drove out of the Desert Prison.
Cloud: We should reach the river shortly. So just enjoy the ride.
Aeris: It's a very comfortable ride, I must say.
Tifa: I know. These seats are quite comfortable.
Yuffie: Especially mine.
Perry: …
Yuffie: Hey, what's up? You haven't said anything since I sat here.
Perry: sorry.
Yuffie: Just when you think you know a guy.
I don't know why I didn't say anything. I will admit though, it was a joy having her on my lap. She gave off a warm aura. Like most women I'd say.
Aeris: How are you doing, Perry? Say something.
Perry: I'm doing fine.
Tifa: Just fine?
Perry: Yes.
Aeris: okay.
Tifa: That looks so comfortable. I'll trade seats Yuffie.
Yuffie: No way! He's my friend.
Perry: C'mon now. Don't argue over me.
Yuffie: Sorry.
Tifa: Yeah. Me too.
After that everyone seemed to stay quiet. Well most of them were sleeping.
Barret had taken over the wheel and Cloud must've dozed off. I don't know about Cait Sith or Red XIII. All the girls were sleeping.
Perry: Lucky me?? Yeah right.
I thought I could make Tifa happy just now.
I tapped her shoulder to wake her up.
Tifa: ugh…what is it?
Perry: You still wanna sit on my lap?
Tifa: but she's still there.
Perry: But she's asleep.
Tifa: oh, I see!
She helped me get her off and Tifa and Yuffie exchanged places without Yuffie noticing.
Tifa plopped herself down on me now.
Tifa: She was right. You are comfortable.
Perry: And women don't like me.
Tifa: Maybe you don't try hard enough.
She was still trying to get comfortable. My poor legs. Fell asleep from Yuffie.
She then found her spot and seemed happy.
Tifa: There. Is this okay with you?
Perry: Yeah, but Yuffie was right.
Tifa: About what?
Perry: You do need to lose weight in those hips.
Tifa: Don't act like you don't love em.
Perry: whatever.
Not wanting to go any further with this I decided to go to sleep.
I had another strange dream. I was getting tired of these.
Perry: What?
Aeris: hey.
Perry: Oh, hi Aeris.
Aeris: Let's go have some fun.
Perry: what do you mean?
Aeris: You know. I wanted to go back to the Gold Saucer.
Perry: Well if I can find it.
Tifa: Hey, you were going to take me.
Yuffie: What about me?
Perry: uhhhh
???: Please. You weren't meant to have women.
Perry: And you would be?
???: You can never have a women. EVER! If these girls are so great why haven't any of them made the moves on you. Or why haven't you done the same.
Perry: Well.
Aeris, Tifa, and Yuffie: Yeah, why not?
Perry: Well I…
???: See, no women for you! You'll be lonely the rest of your life!
Perry: Shut up!!!
Then I awoke.
What a nightmare!
All of the girls were still sleeping but Tifa had apparently stretched out and took up the back seat.
Barret: YO! Everyone! Time to move.
I desperately made it out of the buggy without waking anyone up.
Barret: Glad to see you made it.
Perry: So am I!
Barret: What's up wit them?
Perry: You know girls. Sleep for as long as they want.
Barret: The hell they will!
He aimed his gunarm in the air and fired about 20 shots.
Aeris: WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Tifa: ugh…what the?
Yuffie: need more snooze!
Perry: What should we do?
Red XIII: Well maybe you should go investigate that reactor over there. I'll watch the rest of them.
Cloud: Thanks.
Barret: Let's go guys.
Cloud, Barret, and I went into this odd looking jungle.
Ruined Reactor? Gongaga!
But it was much bigger than I had expected from the game. You could easily get lost here.
Perry: Let's try not to get separated. Looks easy to get lost.
Cloud: Good idea.
Then we were ambushed by some people.
Barret: Who? YOU!
Reno: Glad to see you all again.
Cloud: And you must be.
Rude: Oh, it's you again.
Perry: Never thought we'd meet again.
Cloud: When have you met?
Perry: Mythril Mine. When I left for awhile.
Rude: See your voice is back.
Perry: Well, what do you guys want?
Reno: Just payback for the injuries you gave me in Sector 7.
Cloud: You were the fool that jumped off the pillar.
Reno: Well my new weapons gonna mop the floor with ya.
We all got up and readied our weapons.
Looks like another fight is on.
Looks like the Shinra knows of the groups plans. But how?
A spy?
(*sorry about the lack of updates but the site has been down. So I hope this extra chapter is forgiveness)