Well here's 24 I believe.
Lost in Final Fantasy 7 Chapter 24: That Certain "Something"
Well when Yuffie was finished "emptying" herself she told us a place to go.
Yuffie: Why don't we head west? No reason. None at all.
Perry(whispering to Yuffie): I know why.
Yuffie: really?
Perry: I know everything about this game remember?
Yuffie: You said you didn't beat it.
Perry: Well, just so everyone doesn't ask me what happens.
Yuffie: Well, it looks like we're heading to land.
Cid: Yeah, who knew my Tiny Bronco could be a boat?
Perry: Not a bad boat.
Cloud: It sure beats that buggy. At least might not break down.
Cid: Not with good old Cid around.
We landed on the beach with all these baren plains.
Yuffie: Looks like a path up there.
Cloud: Well let's head up there people.
Yuffie: Shouldn't everyone else come?
Cloud: You're right. They don't know where we are.
Cloud grabbed his PHS and called everyone back at Rocket Town and told them to expect to be picked up on the Tiny Bronco.
Cid got on his once proud plane and sailed back to Rocket Town's nearest beach.
In about half an hour everyone was at the beach with Cloud, Yuffie, and I.
Cloud: Let's head up guys.
Cid: Where the &^*# does this lead?
Yuffie: Just to some civilation I hear.
Cloud: We could use a little direction.
We all headed up the small mountain and came to a field.
Yuffie jumped up in front and said some stuff.
Yuffie: Hey this way is dangerous!
Cloud: You sound so different.
Yuffie: Well just be careful.
Then two Shinra guards came out of nowhere and attacked us.
Tifa: Yuffie!?
Yuffie: This wasn't me this time!
Vincent: This time?
Then she ran off as the guards shot at us.
Cloud: Magic should take them out easily. Huh?
Everyone seemed to realize one important thing. Their materia was gone!
Perry: She stole our materia?
Well I checked my armor and weapon and I still had my materia in there.
Perry: Not mine!
I cast Fire upon one of the guards and he shot me but it barely hurt.
Everyone was trying to attack but it wasn't as effective.
I ended up killing both guards.
Tifa: She stole our materia!!!!??? That BITCH!!
Perry: Geeze Tifa. Calm down.
She was about ready to explode. Her fists waving violently in the air.
Tifa: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER FOR THIS!!!
Perry: Calm down Tif!
I held her arms back behind her until she calmed down enough.
Tifa: Ok, I'm fine. Sorry about that.
Perry: No problem just that you said....
Tifa: what?
Aeris: You said "bitch".
Perry: Great now sis said bitch. Now I've said it.
Cid: nothing wrong with that word. I use it all the time. Bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Barret: Can we stop saying it and focus here. She stole our materia. That ninja girl foo's gonna pay.
Perry: I'll lead the way. I have my materia still.
Red XIII: Why would she leave yours?
Perry: Cause she loves me.
Cloud: Let's just get her. Which way?
Vincent: North?
Perry: Logical start.
We all followed me north. In hopes of finding Yuffie.
Tifa: Sorry about acting that way before. I don't know what came over me.
Perry: It's okay Tifa. Everyone shouts.
Tifa: Thanks.
She surprisingly kissed me on the cheek and winked at me and went back to the group.
Perry: I love this world.
Eventually after seemingly hours of walking Aeris came up to talk with me.
Aeris: Hi big brother. We haven't talked in awhile.
Perry: Sorry about that. Well last I remember us talking is when I fell asleep on you.
Aeris: It was kinda funny. You just gave out and landed on my chest.
Perry: Oh? So sorry about that.
Aeris: Don't worry. You couldn't help.
Perrry: Just wish I'd have picked a better spot to have my face fall into.
Aeris: Oh. It's no big deal.
Perry: Yeah.
Aeris: Besides, had it been Tifa you'd have probably bounced off them and landed on your back.
That wasn't something I expected to hear but it was pretty funny. We both burst out laughing.
Tifa(in the distance): I heard that.
Perry: It's probably true Tifa.
She came up to us.
Tifa: Hey it's not my fault I happen to a little larger than most women.
Cait Sith: A little?
Tifa: Butt out cat!
Cait Sith: So sorry.
Perry: We're sorry Tifa. It was just a joke.
Tifa: Why is it that everyone thinks big breasts are these big helium filled balloons?
Perry: You mean they aren't?
Tifa: grr
Perry: Sorry. Hey I see a town or something.
We ran up ahead to what I believe is Wutai.
Vincent: Perhaps she retreated to here.
Red XIII: It's worth a try.
Cloud: Let's find her.
Perry: Come on guys. Oh, sorry Tifa.
Tifa: It's okay. Let's go.
Everyone ran to the Japanese esque town.
Sorry if this was too short. I hope the humor in this was good. I plan to start a humor fic based on this one soon. I'll inform you all in upcoming chapters and hope you check it out when I finish it.
Lost in Final Fantasy 7 Chapter 24: That Certain "Something"
Well when Yuffie was finished "emptying" herself she told us a place to go.
Yuffie: Why don't we head west? No reason. None at all.
Perry(whispering to Yuffie): I know why.
Yuffie: really?
Perry: I know everything about this game remember?
Yuffie: You said you didn't beat it.
Perry: Well, just so everyone doesn't ask me what happens.
Yuffie: Well, it looks like we're heading to land.
Cid: Yeah, who knew my Tiny Bronco could be a boat?
Perry: Not a bad boat.
Cloud: It sure beats that buggy. At least might not break down.
Cid: Not with good old Cid around.
We landed on the beach with all these baren plains.
Yuffie: Looks like a path up there.
Cloud: Well let's head up there people.
Yuffie: Shouldn't everyone else come?
Cloud: You're right. They don't know where we are.
Cloud grabbed his PHS and called everyone back at Rocket Town and told them to expect to be picked up on the Tiny Bronco.
Cid got on his once proud plane and sailed back to Rocket Town's nearest beach.
In about half an hour everyone was at the beach with Cloud, Yuffie, and I.
Cloud: Let's head up guys.
Cid: Where the &^*# does this lead?
Yuffie: Just to some civilation I hear.
Cloud: We could use a little direction.
We all headed up the small mountain and came to a field.
Yuffie jumped up in front and said some stuff.
Yuffie: Hey this way is dangerous!
Cloud: You sound so different.
Yuffie: Well just be careful.
Then two Shinra guards came out of nowhere and attacked us.
Tifa: Yuffie!?
Yuffie: This wasn't me this time!
Vincent: This time?
Then she ran off as the guards shot at us.
Cloud: Magic should take them out easily. Huh?
Everyone seemed to realize one important thing. Their materia was gone!
Perry: She stole our materia?
Well I checked my armor and weapon and I still had my materia in there.
Perry: Not mine!
I cast Fire upon one of the guards and he shot me but it barely hurt.
Everyone was trying to attack but it wasn't as effective.
I ended up killing both guards.
Tifa: She stole our materia!!!!??? That BITCH!!
Perry: Geeze Tifa. Calm down.
She was about ready to explode. Her fists waving violently in the air.
Tifa: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HER FOR THIS!!!
Perry: Calm down Tif!
I held her arms back behind her until she calmed down enough.
Tifa: Ok, I'm fine. Sorry about that.
Perry: No problem just that you said....
Tifa: what?
Aeris: You said "bitch".
Perry: Great now sis said bitch. Now I've said it.
Cid: nothing wrong with that word. I use it all the time. Bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Barret: Can we stop saying it and focus here. She stole our materia. That ninja girl foo's gonna pay.
Perry: I'll lead the way. I have my materia still.
Red XIII: Why would she leave yours?
Perry: Cause she loves me.
Cloud: Let's just get her. Which way?
Vincent: North?
Perry: Logical start.
We all followed me north. In hopes of finding Yuffie.
Tifa: Sorry about acting that way before. I don't know what came over me.
Perry: It's okay Tifa. Everyone shouts.
Tifa: Thanks.
She surprisingly kissed me on the cheek and winked at me and went back to the group.
Perry: I love this world.
Eventually after seemingly hours of walking Aeris came up to talk with me.
Aeris: Hi big brother. We haven't talked in awhile.
Perry: Sorry about that. Well last I remember us talking is when I fell asleep on you.
Aeris: It was kinda funny. You just gave out and landed on my chest.
Perry: Oh? So sorry about that.
Aeris: Don't worry. You couldn't help.
Perrry: Just wish I'd have picked a better spot to have my face fall into.
Aeris: Oh. It's no big deal.
Perry: Yeah.
Aeris: Besides, had it been Tifa you'd have probably bounced off them and landed on your back.
That wasn't something I expected to hear but it was pretty funny. We both burst out laughing.
Tifa(in the distance): I heard that.
Perry: It's probably true Tifa.
She came up to us.
Tifa: Hey it's not my fault I happen to a little larger than most women.
Cait Sith: A little?
Tifa: Butt out cat!
Cait Sith: So sorry.
Perry: We're sorry Tifa. It was just a joke.
Tifa: Why is it that everyone thinks big breasts are these big helium filled balloons?
Perry: You mean they aren't?
Tifa: grr
Perry: Sorry. Hey I see a town or something.
We ran up ahead to what I believe is Wutai.
Vincent: Perhaps she retreated to here.
Red XIII: It's worth a try.
Cloud: Let's find her.
Perry: Come on guys. Oh, sorry Tifa.
Tifa: It's okay. Let's go.
Everyone ran to the Japanese esque town.
Sorry if this was too short. I hope the humor in this was good. I plan to start a humor fic based on this one soon. I'll inform you all in upcoming chapters and hope you check it out when I finish it.
