Here goes. The next installment.
Lost in Final Fantasy 7 Chapter 25: Tracking Down Perry's Ninja
Well we all made it to Wutai thanks to me. Being the only one with materia I had to lead the way.
Cloud: This was tiring.
Perry: I had to do all the hard stuff.
Barret: You could use it.
Perry: Whatever! I'm exhausted I'm going to rest.
Tifa: You should. We'll look for your little girlfriend.
Cait Sith: And teach her a lesson.
Perry: Don't be too hard on her. I know why she took it.
Vincent: Why?
Perry: She'll have to tell you that.
Cloud: Why aren't you mad at her?
Perry: Why should I be? She didn't take my materia.
Aeris: Well why don't you rest in that building over there.
She indicated a building that I knew well.
Aeris: I'll help you in.
Perry: That's my sis.
Aeris: Right!
We went inside and nobody was there.
Aeris: Why not there?
Perry: Okay.
Aeris: If you need anything just call me up on the PHS.
Perry: I don't have one.
Aeris: You don't? Oh yeah Cloud never gave you one.
Perry: Left out again.
Aeris: I'll be back with one.
Perry: Okay.
She left the house to get me a PHS. But I couldn't help but wonder...
Perry: Where are you Yuffie?
Yuffie: Right here.
Perry: What the hell?
I looked around but she was nowhere to be found. Then I looked up.
Perry: Woah.
She was hiding up on the ceiling.
Yuffie: Anyone here?
Perry: Just you and I.
She jumped down and landed gracefully next to me.
Yuffie: Still got it.
Perry: You know they're looking for you.
Yuffie: Let them.
Perry: Sorry, about being in your house.
Yuffie: Hey, you're my boyfriend after all.
Perry: First time I've been called that.
Yuffie: Get used it.
Perry: Okay.
Then we heard a noise and Aeris came in.
Aeris: Back.
Perry: What kept you?
Aeris: Cloud couldn't find it right away.
Perry: Where is it?
Aeris: Right here.
She handed me the PHS. It was basically a cell phone.
Perry: I'll call if anything happens.
Aeris: Okay.
Then up top Yuffie yawned out loud.
Aeris: What?
Perry: Yawn. I guess I'm more exhausted than I thought.
Aeris: Okay, sleep well big brother.
She left as I rested my head on Yuffie's little blanket thing.
Yuffie: That was close.
Perry: That's something in the movies.
She jumped down again.
Perry: I'm going to rest.
Yuffie: Well I'll be trying to hide from the others. You must be tired. Getting to Wutai is hard work.
Perry: But look.
I performed a Fire2 spell at a candle in the room.
Perry: Leveled up some materia.
Yuffie: Well later.
We hugged and parted.
I had a pleasant nap but I awoke and decided to walk around.
I stopped by the weapon shop. Maybe they'll sell me stuff unlike in the game.
Salesman: Welcome. Might you be Perry?
Perry: Yes, that's me.
Salesman: Miss Yuffie said to sell you this.
It was a fine katana. Very long, I'd say about 5 feet, and very well designed.
Salesman: This Masamube(Not supposed to be the other names) will be 3500 gil.
Perry: I'll take it.
This new sword was better than Swordcatcher.
Perry: Much cooler, but much heavier.
Salesman: No sword is light and powerful.
Perry: Okay. I hope to try it soon.
I left and found everyone head up towards the Dachao Stautes.
Perry: Oh no!
It appears I forgot Corneo comes back to kidnap Yuffie and Elena. So he can...
Perry: Like HELL he's touching Yuffie!!
I ran full speed at the Statues.
Tifa: Perry! Glad you could make it. We're..
Perry: Tracking down Corneo.
Cait Sith: You knew.
Perry: Yea, but let's go get her. Corneo ain't doing what he wants to do.
Cloud: He's down there.
Perry: Let's go.
We all rushed down and confronted Corneo.
Corneo: Hey, long time no see. I almost actually picked you last time we met. You shared some qualities with you well endowed friend.
Perry: Well guess what. I don't happen to like men turned on my me like that. Let Yuffie go now!
Corneo: Not so fast. My new pet has some vengence to exact. For killing my Aps!
Perry: That was as dumb as it was ugly.
Corneo: Rapps! Come here!
A giant winged beast flew to us. Ready to confront it I drew my weapon.
How was that people? I'm happy to have made it to 25. And I'm not even halfway threw.
Lost in Final Fantasy 7 Chapter 25: Tracking Down Perry's Ninja
Well we all made it to Wutai thanks to me. Being the only one with materia I had to lead the way.
Cloud: This was tiring.
Perry: I had to do all the hard stuff.
Barret: You could use it.
Perry: Whatever! I'm exhausted I'm going to rest.
Tifa: You should. We'll look for your little girlfriend.
Cait Sith: And teach her a lesson.
Perry: Don't be too hard on her. I know why she took it.
Vincent: Why?
Perry: She'll have to tell you that.
Cloud: Why aren't you mad at her?
Perry: Why should I be? She didn't take my materia.
Aeris: Well why don't you rest in that building over there.
She indicated a building that I knew well.
Aeris: I'll help you in.
Perry: That's my sis.
Aeris: Right!
We went inside and nobody was there.
Aeris: Why not there?
Perry: Okay.
Aeris: If you need anything just call me up on the PHS.
Perry: I don't have one.
Aeris: You don't? Oh yeah Cloud never gave you one.
Perry: Left out again.
Aeris: I'll be back with one.
Perry: Okay.
She left the house to get me a PHS. But I couldn't help but wonder...
Perry: Where are you Yuffie?
Yuffie: Right here.
Perry: What the hell?
I looked around but she was nowhere to be found. Then I looked up.
Perry: Woah.
She was hiding up on the ceiling.
Yuffie: Anyone here?
Perry: Just you and I.
She jumped down and landed gracefully next to me.
Yuffie: Still got it.
Perry: You know they're looking for you.
Yuffie: Let them.
Perry: Sorry, about being in your house.
Yuffie: Hey, you're my boyfriend after all.
Perry: First time I've been called that.
Yuffie: Get used it.
Perry: Okay.
Then we heard a noise and Aeris came in.
Aeris: Back.
Perry: What kept you?
Aeris: Cloud couldn't find it right away.
Perry: Where is it?
Aeris: Right here.
She handed me the PHS. It was basically a cell phone.
Perry: I'll call if anything happens.
Aeris: Okay.
Then up top Yuffie yawned out loud.
Aeris: What?
Perry: Yawn. I guess I'm more exhausted than I thought.
Aeris: Okay, sleep well big brother.
She left as I rested my head on Yuffie's little blanket thing.
Yuffie: That was close.
Perry: That's something in the movies.
She jumped down again.
Perry: I'm going to rest.
Yuffie: Well I'll be trying to hide from the others. You must be tired. Getting to Wutai is hard work.
Perry: But look.
I performed a Fire2 spell at a candle in the room.
Perry: Leveled up some materia.
Yuffie: Well later.
We hugged and parted.
I had a pleasant nap but I awoke and decided to walk around.
I stopped by the weapon shop. Maybe they'll sell me stuff unlike in the game.
Salesman: Welcome. Might you be Perry?
Perry: Yes, that's me.
Salesman: Miss Yuffie said to sell you this.
It was a fine katana. Very long, I'd say about 5 feet, and very well designed.
Salesman: This Masamube(Not supposed to be the other names) will be 3500 gil.
Perry: I'll take it.
This new sword was better than Swordcatcher.
Perry: Much cooler, but much heavier.
Salesman: No sword is light and powerful.
Perry: Okay. I hope to try it soon.
I left and found everyone head up towards the Dachao Stautes.
Perry: Oh no!
It appears I forgot Corneo comes back to kidnap Yuffie and Elena. So he can...
Perry: Like HELL he's touching Yuffie!!
I ran full speed at the Statues.
Tifa: Perry! Glad you could make it. We're..
Perry: Tracking down Corneo.
Cait Sith: You knew.
Perry: Yea, but let's go get her. Corneo ain't doing what he wants to do.
Cloud: He's down there.
Perry: Let's go.
We all rushed down and confronted Corneo.
Corneo: Hey, long time no see. I almost actually picked you last time we met. You shared some qualities with you well endowed friend.
Perry: Well guess what. I don't happen to like men turned on my me like that. Let Yuffie go now!
Corneo: Not so fast. My new pet has some vengence to exact. For killing my Aps!
Perry: That was as dumb as it was ugly.
Corneo: Rapps! Come here!
A giant winged beast flew to us. Ready to confront it I drew my weapon.
How was that people? I'm happy to have made it to 25. And I'm not even halfway threw.