Woo I'm baaaaaack! Again! Did ya miss me? no? Well, that's to be expected.. I wasn't
popular when I updated on a normal basis.. Why should I be now? This is not slash and
will never be. In this chapter you will see why some might assume as much.. heh heh I am
evil Oh and in chapter 1 I said something 'bout heather and the writers block.... Scratch
that this is my current project till I finish it. Mmmyepers.. If you feel the need a review
would be nice.(and if anyone is wondering i do use spellchecker it just can't get
everything) ain't I a stinker? to quote the illustrious buggs
The sun shined down on the skool yard, as if oblivious to the drama that was to
commence in mere moments. Clusters of kids gathered in various places around the yard.
They were just as oblivious as the sun to the danger that lurked around the corner. Dib
waited on the skool steps ready. He knew that today was the day. The day he defeated
Zim and proved he was not crazy. He had worked late into morning and other then a bit
sleepy, he felt sure of his victory.
Gaz sat on the steps nearby, knowing today was the day she would beat the final quest of
vampire piggy hunter 4, slaughter house. She too had worked long into the dawn hours of
the night. Anyone who dared interrupt her would face her wrath. The clock ticked onward
with no sight of Zim. Dib began to worry. He wondered if Zim had realized that he was
listening in. He wondered if it was a trap, a trick to make him look even worse in the eyes
of his peers. He shook the feelings off. Then Dib knew. He turned his head slowly and
there HE was. Dib's eyes narrowed like lazers and met the fierce eyes of his enemy in a
battle of glares.
Zim walked on to the yard with confidence. He knew instantly that Dib was aware of his
presence and was waiting. He smiled evilly. The better to make him into a big headed
rock.. thing... . Creature.... Yea. Zim's wicked grin grew wider. He felt secure with his
device safe in his pak. He turned form his mortal enemy's glare and looked toward the
skool bushes. He had Gir waiting in them. When the human children fell to his almighty
evil, someone would have to pile them into a tribute to his awesome Zimness.
Gir smiled happily and thought of boritos and adventures with pig.
Slowly Zim marched to the center of the yard avoiding easily the frolicking children.
Dib's eyes narrowed.
"Zim."he said, contempt almost dripping from his voice.
"Dib." Zim answered meeting hatred with hatred. Dib walked down the steps and stood
only endless feet away. Dib slipped his divide on his wrist. Zim placed what looked like a
ray. gun into his hands from his pak. The children around them seemed ignorent
completely. neither foe moved, blinked, or breathed. Then as if by magic a stray ball
hurled without care or thought made its way towards Zim. As he dodged Dib pressed the
button on his palm. Zim pulled his weapon into a firing position aimed and let off a shot.
A bluish energy shield sprang to life from Dib's wrist and he raised it just in time. It
deflected into the bushes missing children by inches. Dib rushed at Zim to tackle him, but
Zim narrowly dodged and fired at Dib as he flew by. Dib felt a shot hit his leg, and almost
felt Zim Laugh evilly. Zim pointed his Gun at a nearby rock and grinned pointedly at Dib.
Dib's eyes grew wide. In a finale attempt to stop Zim from victory Dib launched himself
at Zim. In what seemed like slow motion he connected with his enemy and sent the gun
flying. in the impact Zim had accidentally pulled the trigger. As The gun spun in mid air
two shots were fired. The first hit Zim The second flew towards the steps, and hit Gaz.
Zim pushed Dib off and scrambled to catch the gun, but too late. His hands scraped the
side pushing a small red button just under the trigger. The gun bounced once, twice, then
hit the ground with a thud that to both Dib and Zim felt like an earth quake. Then there
was a blinding flash of light. when the glare faded, the stuned children looked around
dazed with shock. Then the first bell of the day called them to their torment. They
shrugged to each other and marched into the skool. They failed to notice the missing.
((A.N: and that's all she wrote! Naw just kidding (^*^) but now we get to the good part))
Dib blinked and shook his head, waiting for the world to come back into focus. He
lay on grass staring up at the sky. From the position of the sun he estimated late
morning. He had been out for a few hours. The sky is pretty. The clouds look like dancing
leprechauns. he he leprechauns. Dib sat up in shock at that alien thought. Suddenly he
knew that he wasn't the same. He felt almost as if he wasn't alone in his head. He looked
around agitated. He realized he was still in the skool yard only now it was deserted.
Something else tugged at his thoughts. Every thing was larger. He looked at the steps that
now dwarfed him. slowly it dawned on him; nothing had gotten larger he had gotten
shorter. At least a foot or two by the looks of things. He pushed himself up and brushed
himself off. This simple action revealed something else to him. He no longer had a
human body. Although he still wore his trench coat, his shoulder joints were round circles
of cyan blue, his wrist joints were similar. His legs were cones of silver metal attached to
his now small rounded square silver body. In the center of his metallic chest he still wore
his non smiling smily face. As he looked at the symbol he wondered in horror what his
own face looked like. Desperate to know despite how horrible it could be, he searched on
the ground for something anything to show him that his eyes were lying.
Gir awoke to find himself moving. His eyes were searching on the ground for something,
and somehow he got the impression it was shiny. Finding this to be an interesting new
game, he offered no resistance to his searching limbs. He wondered happily "When I find
the shiny will I get a taco?'
Then next to obtain conciseness was Zim. He kept his eyes closed and growled at the
headache he awoke with. He rubbed his aching head to try and fight it. Then he felt a
strand of hair fall into his face. He brushed it off. At the simple action a world of
possibilities jumped up and bit him in the face. The possibilities were not alone in their
action. Zim leapt into the air screaming in a voice high pitched even for him.
"AAIIIEEE" For his own eyes betrayed a to him digesting transformation. His still gloved
in black hands now had 3 claws instead of his appropriate two. His proud Red uniform
now was black, its black stripes red. His booted feet had changed too. He knew as he
wiggled more than the appropriate amount of toes. He desperately felt his face and head,
only to confirm the human hair. This action also confirmed human features of slightly
smaller then average nose and ears as well. At least his antenna were still there and he
rubbed them for some convert. nervously he rolled his tongue across his teeth and was at
least contented by it's familiar angular shape. He understood what had happened on what
to him was a truly accursed filthy spinning mudball of a planet. He had been foiled again
by the inferior Dib, only this time it was more then a mere setback. He had been
combined with a human. And what was more judging by the hair length and style he now
possessed a human FEMALE. He fell to his knees even his superior mind meats could not
handle the knowledge. In the corner of his mind not frozen in terror, he blamed it on the
human half of his new body.
Finally Dib's grasping hands fell across one of the larger pieces of colored broken glass
littering the skool yard. He picked it up with both of his bare hands, with no worry about
the jagged edges cutting his skin. It was now metal. He angled it until it reflected his face.
What was revealed to him there was a shock. His spiked jet black hair remained
unchanged overall accept for one minor detail. The end of his single scythe strand of hair
had a cyan blue sphere attached at the tip. His head was the shape of Zim's robot slave
only confirming his theory, but there was a differenc. He still had a slight nose.
His ears glasses and eyes were gone. In place of what could be recognized as human eyes
were robot eye lenses. The color was just as blue as the rest of his joints. A bust of hot
anger filled him, and his reflected "eyes" turned red. He knew at once who had managed
to triumph in his evil plot. He growled in a soft voice that sounded as if computer
rendered,
"Zim"
Yes, yes I am evil to leave it there but then what would you have to look forward to?!?!?
Will you find out what Gaz thinks about all of this? Will Gir get his taco? Will they ever
return to normal? Will I ever stop asking pointless questions? tune in next chapter for all
those answers and more in this delightful work of literature the combined!!
popular when I updated on a normal basis.. Why should I be now? This is not slash and
will never be. In this chapter you will see why some might assume as much.. heh heh I am
evil Oh and in chapter 1 I said something 'bout heather and the writers block.... Scratch
that this is my current project till I finish it. Mmmyepers.. If you feel the need a review
would be nice.(and if anyone is wondering i do use spellchecker it just can't get
everything) ain't I a stinker? to quote the illustrious buggs
The sun shined down on the skool yard, as if oblivious to the drama that was to
commence in mere moments. Clusters of kids gathered in various places around the yard.
They were just as oblivious as the sun to the danger that lurked around the corner. Dib
waited on the skool steps ready. He knew that today was the day. The day he defeated
Zim and proved he was not crazy. He had worked late into morning and other then a bit
sleepy, he felt sure of his victory.
Gaz sat on the steps nearby, knowing today was the day she would beat the final quest of
vampire piggy hunter 4, slaughter house. She too had worked long into the dawn hours of
the night. Anyone who dared interrupt her would face her wrath. The clock ticked onward
with no sight of Zim. Dib began to worry. He wondered if Zim had realized that he was
listening in. He wondered if it was a trap, a trick to make him look even worse in the eyes
of his peers. He shook the feelings off. Then Dib knew. He turned his head slowly and
there HE was. Dib's eyes narrowed like lazers and met the fierce eyes of his enemy in a
battle of glares.
Zim walked on to the yard with confidence. He knew instantly that Dib was aware of his
presence and was waiting. He smiled evilly. The better to make him into a big headed
rock.. thing... . Creature.... Yea. Zim's wicked grin grew wider. He felt secure with his
device safe in his pak. He turned form his mortal enemy's glare and looked toward the
skool bushes. He had Gir waiting in them. When the human children fell to his almighty
evil, someone would have to pile them into a tribute to his awesome Zimness.
Gir smiled happily and thought of boritos and adventures with pig.
Slowly Zim marched to the center of the yard avoiding easily the frolicking children.
Dib's eyes narrowed.
"Zim."he said, contempt almost dripping from his voice.
"Dib." Zim answered meeting hatred with hatred. Dib walked down the steps and stood
only endless feet away. Dib slipped his divide on his wrist. Zim placed what looked like a
ray. gun into his hands from his pak. The children around them seemed ignorent
completely. neither foe moved, blinked, or breathed. Then as if by magic a stray ball
hurled without care or thought made its way towards Zim. As he dodged Dib pressed the
button on his palm. Zim pulled his weapon into a firing position aimed and let off a shot.
A bluish energy shield sprang to life from Dib's wrist and he raised it just in time. It
deflected into the bushes missing children by inches. Dib rushed at Zim to tackle him, but
Zim narrowly dodged and fired at Dib as he flew by. Dib felt a shot hit his leg, and almost
felt Zim Laugh evilly. Zim pointed his Gun at a nearby rock and grinned pointedly at Dib.
Dib's eyes grew wide. In a finale attempt to stop Zim from victory Dib launched himself
at Zim. In what seemed like slow motion he connected with his enemy and sent the gun
flying. in the impact Zim had accidentally pulled the trigger. As The gun spun in mid air
two shots were fired. The first hit Zim The second flew towards the steps, and hit Gaz.
Zim pushed Dib off and scrambled to catch the gun, but too late. His hands scraped the
side pushing a small red button just under the trigger. The gun bounced once, twice, then
hit the ground with a thud that to both Dib and Zim felt like an earth quake. Then there
was a blinding flash of light. when the glare faded, the stuned children looked around
dazed with shock. Then the first bell of the day called them to their torment. They
shrugged to each other and marched into the skool. They failed to notice the missing.
((A.N: and that's all she wrote! Naw just kidding (^*^) but now we get to the good part))
Dib blinked and shook his head, waiting for the world to come back into focus. He
lay on grass staring up at the sky. From the position of the sun he estimated late
morning. He had been out for a few hours. The sky is pretty. The clouds look like dancing
leprechauns. he he leprechauns. Dib sat up in shock at that alien thought. Suddenly he
knew that he wasn't the same. He felt almost as if he wasn't alone in his head. He looked
around agitated. He realized he was still in the skool yard only now it was deserted.
Something else tugged at his thoughts. Every thing was larger. He looked at the steps that
now dwarfed him. slowly it dawned on him; nothing had gotten larger he had gotten
shorter. At least a foot or two by the looks of things. He pushed himself up and brushed
himself off. This simple action revealed something else to him. He no longer had a
human body. Although he still wore his trench coat, his shoulder joints were round circles
of cyan blue, his wrist joints were similar. His legs were cones of silver metal attached to
his now small rounded square silver body. In the center of his metallic chest he still wore
his non smiling smily face. As he looked at the symbol he wondered in horror what his
own face looked like. Desperate to know despite how horrible it could be, he searched on
the ground for something anything to show him that his eyes were lying.
Gir awoke to find himself moving. His eyes were searching on the ground for something,
and somehow he got the impression it was shiny. Finding this to be an interesting new
game, he offered no resistance to his searching limbs. He wondered happily "When I find
the shiny will I get a taco?'
Then next to obtain conciseness was Zim. He kept his eyes closed and growled at the
headache he awoke with. He rubbed his aching head to try and fight it. Then he felt a
strand of hair fall into his face. He brushed it off. At the simple action a world of
possibilities jumped up and bit him in the face. The possibilities were not alone in their
action. Zim leapt into the air screaming in a voice high pitched even for him.
"AAIIIEEE" For his own eyes betrayed a to him digesting transformation. His still gloved
in black hands now had 3 claws instead of his appropriate two. His proud Red uniform
now was black, its black stripes red. His booted feet had changed too. He knew as he
wiggled more than the appropriate amount of toes. He desperately felt his face and head,
only to confirm the human hair. This action also confirmed human features of slightly
smaller then average nose and ears as well. At least his antenna were still there and he
rubbed them for some convert. nervously he rolled his tongue across his teeth and was at
least contented by it's familiar angular shape. He understood what had happened on what
to him was a truly accursed filthy spinning mudball of a planet. He had been foiled again
by the inferior Dib, only this time it was more then a mere setback. He had been
combined with a human. And what was more judging by the hair length and style he now
possessed a human FEMALE. He fell to his knees even his superior mind meats could not
handle the knowledge. In the corner of his mind not frozen in terror, he blamed it on the
human half of his new body.
Finally Dib's grasping hands fell across one of the larger pieces of colored broken glass
littering the skool yard. He picked it up with both of his bare hands, with no worry about
the jagged edges cutting his skin. It was now metal. He angled it until it reflected his face.
What was revealed to him there was a shock. His spiked jet black hair remained
unchanged overall accept for one minor detail. The end of his single scythe strand of hair
had a cyan blue sphere attached at the tip. His head was the shape of Zim's robot slave
only confirming his theory, but there was a differenc. He still had a slight nose.
His ears glasses and eyes were gone. In place of what could be recognized as human eyes
were robot eye lenses. The color was just as blue as the rest of his joints. A bust of hot
anger filled him, and his reflected "eyes" turned red. He knew at once who had managed
to triumph in his evil plot. He growled in a soft voice that sounded as if computer
rendered,
"Zim"
Yes, yes I am evil to leave it there but then what would you have to look forward to?!?!?
Will you find out what Gaz thinks about all of this? Will Gir get his taco? Will they ever
return to normal? Will I ever stop asking pointless questions? tune in next chapter for all
those answers and more in this delightful work of literature the combined!!