Dawson's River Kids

Dawson was feeling mighty insecure after being dumped (again) by Joey. Also vulnerable and confused and quite on the rebound. 'Jen was Dawson's friend before she started going out with him, no matter HOW brief a time,' thought Jack, 'And needless to say how long Joey and Dawson were friends before they began "dating",' Jack decided he was missing out on some action, after hearing about Dawson and Pacey's raunchy night with the French (male) transvestite prostitute. So anyway, shuddup! Jack thought he would play a game of his own and be a sweet transvestite.from Transexual, Transylvania. Okay! Jack thought he might pay a little.heh!.visit to our fine friend Dawson Leery. So anyway, as Jen and Joey never went the 'usual' way into Dawson's house (aka his bedroom), Jack thought 'why not me?' as also the way they were both friends with him before they decided to take their friendship that little bit farther. So anyways, like I was saying, Jack was thinking 'Why not me?' Oh, and did I forget he really regretted not 'getting any' with Dawson the times he had been alone with him. But this time was going to be different Jack decided. No more pussy footing around. A noise at the window. 'Great.' Thought Dawson 'either Joey or Jen, at last I'll get some real action!' Dawson just didn't find the male prostitute all that stimulating. Dawson looked towards the window 'even better' thought he - 'Joey and Jen' as soon as they got through the window they jumped on him. Five minutes into their little menge-a-trois Dawson sent them both home because, alas, he did not find them stimulating enough - even the two of them, together, did not arouse him.