((Author's Note: Alright, the last chapter seemed to be a success and people appear to be wondering when the skiing will happen. This is your lucky day! Here goes nothing.))

Chapter 5: Teddy Bear

Heero: This bus ride is taking forever.

Duo: Are we there yet?

Quatre: No.

Duo: Are we there yet?

Quatre: No.

Duo: Are we there yet?

Quatre: No.

Duo: Are we there yet?

Quatre: No.

Duo: Are we there yet?

Quatre: No.

Duo: Are we there yet?

Quatre: Yes.

Duo: Really?

Quatre: No.

Trowa: It's snowing, so shut your traps and enjoy it.

Quatre: Oh, Trowa, are you in a bad mood?

Duo: *starts playing hand games with the seat in front of him* Miss Susie had a steam boat, the steam boat had a bell.

Heero: There's the ski lodge up ahead..

Duo: Miss Susie went to heaven, the steamboat went to hello operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me.

Trowa: Duo, shut up.

Duo: I'll kick you from behind the frigerator, there was a piece of glass. Miss Susie sat upon it and broke her little-

Heero: Ass! We know the damn song, Duo! Now shut the fuck up or I'll get out the crow bar!!!

Duo: o_O.

Trowa: Woo hoo.

Quatre: We're here, guys.

Duo: Really?

Quatre: Yes, Duo, really.

Duo: Yay!!! I'm going skiing first thing! *hops to the front of the bus*

Heero: I'm getting my guns.

Quatre: I told you not to bring any, Heero!

Heero: And I would listen to you. why?

Quatre: Because I'm in control of this trip!

Heero: And that's why I have the crow bar, right?

Quatre: Right! Wait, no! Gaugh!

Trowa: I'm going to get coffee.

*Bus stops and Duo runs out, puts his snowboard on, and goes up the mountain. Trowa walks off calmly and looks up at the mountain*

Trowa: Why are there so many trees? *walks into the ski lodge looking for some hot coffee*

Heero: I'm going to see if our oriental highjacker friend is here yet.

Quatre: I. I. I. I want my teddy bear. *sits down and sucks his thumb, grabbing a teddy bear and huggling it*

((Authors Note: Yay, the next chapter will involve Duo looking like a pro on the slopes, Trowa flipping over trees, Heero getting impatient with another skier, Quatre trying to ski while holding onto his teddy bear, and Wuffei will make a comeback! Mwahahaha!!! Till then, Ja ne! *Makaru Yuli*))