Ok, so! Once upon a time! (Ah, the classical beginning).
Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Kagome. *Kagome is thrown onto the stage, where she proceeds to stand up and look beautiful*
Kagome was from a very poor family. *Kagome's clothes turn into rags* but she didn't mind because she had a loving family *Her loving parents appear* and a cute fluffy fox-boy for a brother *Shippo appears* and they lived happily together, in a small house *A cardboard box appears* No, not that small! *A small house replaces the cardboard box* Ok, better.
One day, Kagome's loving parents decided to marry her off so she could be happy. They married her to a really cute guy named Inu Yasha. *Inu Yasha is thrown onto the stage, and lands ungracefully on his butt* Inu Yasha had dog ears which Kagome loved to pull.
*Kagome pulls on Inu Yasha's ears, giggling. 'Hey!' complains Inu Yasha, and tries to get up, but Kagome says 'Sit boy!' and Inu Yasha proceeds to eat dirt*
On the day of their marriage, many many many people came to see and wish them well *A bunch of people crowd into the room. Kagome wonders where they all came from since she had never seen them before in her life, but go figure*
Among these people was the god of the underworld, a beautiful guy by the name of Naraku. *Naraku is thrown onto the stage, but he lands gracefully and approaches Kagome and Inu Yasha*
Naraku really liked the beautiful Kagome, but now she was married! He was very furious, but pretended not to be, and graciously presented them with a bottle of expensive wine. *Naraku gives them a bottle of wine. 'Thank you' says Kagome, smiling at him. Naraku smiles back, super happy that his self- appointed goddess smiled at him*
Now, this wasn't your ordinary expensive wine. (nod nod) This is the Cursed Wine, and whoever drinks it would be trapped in a deep, deep sleep until their true destined love gave them a kiss. (Awwwww.)
So, anyway, Naraku smiled, and vanished. *Poof* And Inu Yasha and Kagome lived happily ever after.
. . . You're kidding, right? You really didn't believe that was the end, did you??
Of course not! I knew it.
So, Inu Yasha opened the bottle of wine, and while Kagome was chatting with some party guests. *Kagome smiles and talks to the guests who are just standing around. One of them anxiously asks, 'When do we get paid for coming here?' A mystical spectral voice answers, 'When I feel good and ready to pay you! Now, get ready to act sympathetic!' 'Why?'*
Well, the poor party guests didn't ask 'why' for long. After about a second Inu Yasha landed on the ground with a thunk
(Gasp!)
"Inu Yasha! Inu Yasha!" cried out Kagome, running to her fallen husband. Inu Yasha was out for the count. *Someone begins counting, and Kagome smacks them* Naraku laughed as he watched Kagome desperately try to revive her husband. *Naraku laughs fakely, and then pops into the scene*
Naraku knew what had to be done to revive Inu Yasha. * 'The only way to revive him,' Naraku says, 'If for a kiss from his destined love!' So Kagome tries to revive Inu Yasha with a kiss, but nothing happens* (Dun dun dun!)
Obviously, Kagome was quite broken up about this. She cried and cried and cried, because she truly loved Inu Yasha. And if this was a really stupid fairy tale, her tears would have revived Inu Yasha, and everything would be all fine. But of course that wasn't about to happen.
*'Oh Inu Yasha,' sobs Kagome. 'I know the one who can break the spell,' Naraku tells her, whispering into her ear. 'But there is a price to pay . . . there is always a price to pay . . . are you willing to pay?' Kagome nods, still sobbing. 'Anything for my dear Inu Yasha!'*
So Naraku smiled and knew it was time to finish his plan. He clapped his hands to summon his friend, Fluffy (Who did have another name, but it will not be used in this fic).
*'A kiss from this man shall reawaken your love. In return, you must come off with me.' Says Naraku. Kagome looks sad, and looks at Inu Yasha. 'I love Inu Yasha, but my kiss did not revive him.' She pauses. 'Ok, I'll do it.'*
As Kagome agreed, Naraku grinned wickedly, and Fluffy kissed Inu Yasha *'Ewww, incest!' says one person. Another person takes a shoe and whacks the first person. 'It's only half-incest, you dork.'*
Inu Yasha woke up. *'Ow, I have such a headache!* And everyone cheered. (Yay). But Kagome knew the price had to be paid. And so, she went off with Naraku.
But of course, that wouldn't make a good ending. In fact, unless this was a sad story, that ending sucked! So . . .
*One Year Later*
Kagome looked over the world, as she could do, since she was now the goddess of the underworld. She saw her once-husband, Inu Yasha. He was living with Fluffy *A house pops up with Fluffy and Inu Yasha waving merrily inside it* She realized that some things were just not meant to be, and went off to find her husband to finish the story off happily ever after.
Literally.
THE END!
(Hides her face in shame)
Once upon a time there was a beautiful girl named Kagome. *Kagome is thrown onto the stage, where she proceeds to stand up and look beautiful*
Kagome was from a very poor family. *Kagome's clothes turn into rags* but she didn't mind because she had a loving family *Her loving parents appear* and a cute fluffy fox-boy for a brother *Shippo appears* and they lived happily together, in a small house *A cardboard box appears* No, not that small! *A small house replaces the cardboard box* Ok, better.
One day, Kagome's loving parents decided to marry her off so she could be happy. They married her to a really cute guy named Inu Yasha. *Inu Yasha is thrown onto the stage, and lands ungracefully on his butt* Inu Yasha had dog ears which Kagome loved to pull.
*Kagome pulls on Inu Yasha's ears, giggling. 'Hey!' complains Inu Yasha, and tries to get up, but Kagome says 'Sit boy!' and Inu Yasha proceeds to eat dirt*
On the day of their marriage, many many many people came to see and wish them well *A bunch of people crowd into the room. Kagome wonders where they all came from since she had never seen them before in her life, but go figure*
Among these people was the god of the underworld, a beautiful guy by the name of Naraku. *Naraku is thrown onto the stage, but he lands gracefully and approaches Kagome and Inu Yasha*
Naraku really liked the beautiful Kagome, but now she was married! He was very furious, but pretended not to be, and graciously presented them with a bottle of expensive wine. *Naraku gives them a bottle of wine. 'Thank you' says Kagome, smiling at him. Naraku smiles back, super happy that his self- appointed goddess smiled at him*
Now, this wasn't your ordinary expensive wine. (nod nod) This is the Cursed Wine, and whoever drinks it would be trapped in a deep, deep sleep until their true destined love gave them a kiss. (Awwwww.)
So, anyway, Naraku smiled, and vanished. *Poof* And Inu Yasha and Kagome lived happily ever after.
. . . You're kidding, right? You really didn't believe that was the end, did you??
Of course not! I knew it.
So, Inu Yasha opened the bottle of wine, and while Kagome was chatting with some party guests. *Kagome smiles and talks to the guests who are just standing around. One of them anxiously asks, 'When do we get paid for coming here?' A mystical spectral voice answers, 'When I feel good and ready to pay you! Now, get ready to act sympathetic!' 'Why?'*
Well, the poor party guests didn't ask 'why' for long. After about a second Inu Yasha landed on the ground with a thunk
(Gasp!)
"Inu Yasha! Inu Yasha!" cried out Kagome, running to her fallen husband. Inu Yasha was out for the count. *Someone begins counting, and Kagome smacks them* Naraku laughed as he watched Kagome desperately try to revive her husband. *Naraku laughs fakely, and then pops into the scene*
Naraku knew what had to be done to revive Inu Yasha. * 'The only way to revive him,' Naraku says, 'If for a kiss from his destined love!' So Kagome tries to revive Inu Yasha with a kiss, but nothing happens* (Dun dun dun!)
Obviously, Kagome was quite broken up about this. She cried and cried and cried, because she truly loved Inu Yasha. And if this was a really stupid fairy tale, her tears would have revived Inu Yasha, and everything would be all fine. But of course that wasn't about to happen.
*'Oh Inu Yasha,' sobs Kagome. 'I know the one who can break the spell,' Naraku tells her, whispering into her ear. 'But there is a price to pay . . . there is always a price to pay . . . are you willing to pay?' Kagome nods, still sobbing. 'Anything for my dear Inu Yasha!'*
So Naraku smiled and knew it was time to finish his plan. He clapped his hands to summon his friend, Fluffy (Who did have another name, but it will not be used in this fic).
*'A kiss from this man shall reawaken your love. In return, you must come off with me.' Says Naraku. Kagome looks sad, and looks at Inu Yasha. 'I love Inu Yasha, but my kiss did not revive him.' She pauses. 'Ok, I'll do it.'*
As Kagome agreed, Naraku grinned wickedly, and Fluffy kissed Inu Yasha *'Ewww, incest!' says one person. Another person takes a shoe and whacks the first person. 'It's only half-incest, you dork.'*
Inu Yasha woke up. *'Ow, I have such a headache!* And everyone cheered. (Yay). But Kagome knew the price had to be paid. And so, she went off with Naraku.
But of course, that wouldn't make a good ending. In fact, unless this was a sad story, that ending sucked! So . . .
*One Year Later*
Kagome looked over the world, as she could do, since she was now the goddess of the underworld. She saw her once-husband, Inu Yasha. He was living with Fluffy *A house pops up with Fluffy and Inu Yasha waving merrily inside it* She realized that some things were just not meant to be, and went off to find her husband to finish the story off happily ever after.
Literally.
THE END!
(Hides her face in shame)