I have decided to continue to kind of parody fairytales, so here we go with
. . .
The Story Of Narakurella!
Once upon a time there lived a man who was really quite bishounen. He had long, black hair and amazing eyes. But, alas, he lived with his bishounen (and bishoujo) stepfamily, and none of them were as bishounen as him, so they decided to do something about it.
(Sesshoumaru: "Well, there's no way I'll let you look prettier than me, so . . .")
They made him wear a baboon suit around the house and do all their chores, and were generally mean to poor Narakurella.
(Stepfamily: "Haha, you suck.")
Miroku and Sango, Narakurella's stepbrother and stepsister, generally ordered him to cover up for them while they went out - with each other, or with other people. Sesshoumaru, Narakurella's stepgaurdian, would sit around for hours on end making Narakurella brush his hair.
(Miroku: "Narakurella! I'm going out with this hot chick from town, but if Sango asks, I'm, ummm, buying groceries."
Naraku: (Politely nods and decides it wouldn't be a good idea to tell Miroku that Sango told him to Miroku the same thing while she went out with some guy.)
So, all in all, life sucked for Narakurella, and he had to wear a baboon suit too.
(Naraku: (Dully) "Yay."
But then, one day, a messenger came by, telling everyone that the fair lady Kagome was to have a ball to decide who her prince would be. All could go, and Narakurella wanted to go to. He had heard tales of this princess Kagome, it was said she was the fairest in the land.
So, he got up his courage to ask his stepgaurdian to let him go, figuring that they couldn't be THAT mean to him.
Well, obviously, he was wrong.
(Naraku: "Sesshoumaru-sama, may I go to the ball?"
Sesshoumaru: "No."
Naraku: "Well, aren't you going to tell me if I can make an outfit for myself, I can?"
Sesshoumaru: (Huge sigh, as if asking that was the biggest question ever) "Fine, fine, if you can make an outfit, you can go. But you have to make Sango and Miroku outfits first, and they'd better be good?"
Naraku: (tentatively) "What about you?"
Sesshoumaru: "Like I'd let YOU touch my outfits!")
And so, Narakurella started to work on a dress for Sango and a suit-type kimono for Miroku. He worked very hard, and stayed up very late, even though it was quiet hard to sew when your hands are inside a sleeveless (and no arm holes either) baboon suit.
He worked until the wee hours of the morning, and finally came up with two spectacular outfits. And just in time, too, as Miroku and Sango had both returned from their dates, and were both quite please to realize they had been with each other.
(Miroku: "But isn't this incest?"
Sango: "Eh, not really. We're not REALLY family, we're only stepfamily."
Miroku: "Works for me!"
Naraku: "Look! I made you outfits for the ball."
Miroku: "Ummm, ok."
Sango: "Thanks . . ."
Naraku: (Happily skips off to go make his outfit. But, oh, you can't tell he's skipping because he's wearing that damn baboon suit.) )
Miroku and Sango loved their outfits, and Sesshoumaru was too busy making his own for any of them to order him around that morning, and Narakurella used every minute of his strange freedom to work on the perfect outfit.
The only problem was, as soon as he was done, Sesshoumaru decided he needed extra fabric, and stole the shirt of the outfit. And then, in a fight with Sango, Miroku accidentally tore the pants to his outfit, and Narakurella had to use material from his own outfit to fix that.
And so, he was left with a pair of pants, one leg of which had been half cut off.
(Sesshoumaru: "See you at the ball!"
Miroku: "Sorry, kinda, about the outfit."
Sango: "It was all your fault!"
Miroku: "WAS NOT!"
Naraku: (Just sorta blankly stares and nods)
Well, of course, once they were gone, he went into the Magically Appearing Garden to cry.
But in about two seconds, he felt a little prick on his chest. So he peered down, and smacked the little thing on his chest.
(Naraku: "Now what the heck is this?"
Myouga: "I'm your fairy godflea!"
Naraku: (Blinks)
Myouga: "Well, I am!")
Narakurella was astonished as, right before his eyes, a passing ant became a carriage (black, of course) and some black beans became some black horses.
(Naraku: "Can one little flea do all of that?"
Myouga: "Well. Duh."
Naraku: "Fine, can you do something about my baboon suit, then?")
Myouga had given him transportation, but Narakurella still needed one thing - an outfit. So, with a wave of the tiny wand, Myouga changed Narakurella's baboon suit into a lovely outfit.'
And after the customary 'midnight' warning, Narakurella went off to the ball.
(Naraku: "There's the princess! And she's beautiful!"
Princess Kagome: (smiles at him) "Would you like to dance?"
Miroku: (Butts in) "I would!"
Princess Kagome: (Smiles at him) "Maybe later, kay?"
Miroku: "Sure. By the way, would you give birth to my child?"
Princess Kagome: (Smiles at him) "No.")
So he and the princess danced for quite awhile, and quite suddenly, it was midnight.
Narakurella heard the first bells ring, and then he realized that he had to get away. But Kagome's grip was like steel, and before everyone, his outfit turned back into the baboon suit.
Oh, but this story has a happy ending.
You see, it turns out that the princess had a fetish for guys in baboon suits, so she married Narakurella, and everyone lived happily ever after.
(Oh, and Sesshoumaru got Inuyasha, and it's only half incest!!!!)
END.
The Story Of Narakurella!
Once upon a time there lived a man who was really quite bishounen. He had long, black hair and amazing eyes. But, alas, he lived with his bishounen (and bishoujo) stepfamily, and none of them were as bishounen as him, so they decided to do something about it.
(Sesshoumaru: "Well, there's no way I'll let you look prettier than me, so . . .")
They made him wear a baboon suit around the house and do all their chores, and were generally mean to poor Narakurella.
(Stepfamily: "Haha, you suck.")
Miroku and Sango, Narakurella's stepbrother and stepsister, generally ordered him to cover up for them while they went out - with each other, or with other people. Sesshoumaru, Narakurella's stepgaurdian, would sit around for hours on end making Narakurella brush his hair.
(Miroku: "Narakurella! I'm going out with this hot chick from town, but if Sango asks, I'm, ummm, buying groceries."
Naraku: (Politely nods and decides it wouldn't be a good idea to tell Miroku that Sango told him to Miroku the same thing while she went out with some guy.)
So, all in all, life sucked for Narakurella, and he had to wear a baboon suit too.
(Naraku: (Dully) "Yay."
But then, one day, a messenger came by, telling everyone that the fair lady Kagome was to have a ball to decide who her prince would be. All could go, and Narakurella wanted to go to. He had heard tales of this princess Kagome, it was said she was the fairest in the land.
So, he got up his courage to ask his stepgaurdian to let him go, figuring that they couldn't be THAT mean to him.
Well, obviously, he was wrong.
(Naraku: "Sesshoumaru-sama, may I go to the ball?"
Sesshoumaru: "No."
Naraku: "Well, aren't you going to tell me if I can make an outfit for myself, I can?"
Sesshoumaru: (Huge sigh, as if asking that was the biggest question ever) "Fine, fine, if you can make an outfit, you can go. But you have to make Sango and Miroku outfits first, and they'd better be good?"
Naraku: (tentatively) "What about you?"
Sesshoumaru: "Like I'd let YOU touch my outfits!")
And so, Narakurella started to work on a dress for Sango and a suit-type kimono for Miroku. He worked very hard, and stayed up very late, even though it was quiet hard to sew when your hands are inside a sleeveless (and no arm holes either) baboon suit.
He worked until the wee hours of the morning, and finally came up with two spectacular outfits. And just in time, too, as Miroku and Sango had both returned from their dates, and were both quite please to realize they had been with each other.
(Miroku: "But isn't this incest?"
Sango: "Eh, not really. We're not REALLY family, we're only stepfamily."
Miroku: "Works for me!"
Naraku: "Look! I made you outfits for the ball."
Miroku: "Ummm, ok."
Sango: "Thanks . . ."
Naraku: (Happily skips off to go make his outfit. But, oh, you can't tell he's skipping because he's wearing that damn baboon suit.) )
Miroku and Sango loved their outfits, and Sesshoumaru was too busy making his own for any of them to order him around that morning, and Narakurella used every minute of his strange freedom to work on the perfect outfit.
The only problem was, as soon as he was done, Sesshoumaru decided he needed extra fabric, and stole the shirt of the outfit. And then, in a fight with Sango, Miroku accidentally tore the pants to his outfit, and Narakurella had to use material from his own outfit to fix that.
And so, he was left with a pair of pants, one leg of which had been half cut off.
(Sesshoumaru: "See you at the ball!"
Miroku: "Sorry, kinda, about the outfit."
Sango: "It was all your fault!"
Miroku: "WAS NOT!"
Naraku: (Just sorta blankly stares and nods)
Well, of course, once they were gone, he went into the Magically Appearing Garden to cry.
But in about two seconds, he felt a little prick on his chest. So he peered down, and smacked the little thing on his chest.
(Naraku: "Now what the heck is this?"
Myouga: "I'm your fairy godflea!"
Naraku: (Blinks)
Myouga: "Well, I am!")
Narakurella was astonished as, right before his eyes, a passing ant became a carriage (black, of course) and some black beans became some black horses.
(Naraku: "Can one little flea do all of that?"
Myouga: "Well. Duh."
Naraku: "Fine, can you do something about my baboon suit, then?")
Myouga had given him transportation, but Narakurella still needed one thing - an outfit. So, with a wave of the tiny wand, Myouga changed Narakurella's baboon suit into a lovely outfit.'
And after the customary 'midnight' warning, Narakurella went off to the ball.
(Naraku: "There's the princess! And she's beautiful!"
Princess Kagome: (smiles at him) "Would you like to dance?"
Miroku: (Butts in) "I would!"
Princess Kagome: (Smiles at him) "Maybe later, kay?"
Miroku: "Sure. By the way, would you give birth to my child?"
Princess Kagome: (Smiles at him) "No.")
So he and the princess danced for quite awhile, and quite suddenly, it was midnight.
Narakurella heard the first bells ring, and then he realized that he had to get away. But Kagome's grip was like steel, and before everyone, his outfit turned back into the baboon suit.
Oh, but this story has a happy ending.
You see, it turns out that the princess had a fetish for guys in baboon suits, so she married Narakurella, and everyone lived happily ever after.
(Oh, and Sesshoumaru got Inuyasha, and it's only half incest!!!!)
END.