Hawaii dreams- Chapter two
The following afternoon, it was really only Ryou in the house. Yugi, Yami and Bakura had gone shopping for paints and brushes, and Ryou was in the house sulking a lot.
In town:
"You can't have a lilac kitchen Yugi, lilac is for girls bedrooms!"
"So? I let you pick the hall colour!"
"WE WANTED THE SAME COLOUR FOR THE HALL!" while Yugi and Yami were having a heated row over paint, Bakura was glad that he was getting brushes. He didn't really want a lilac kitchen, but he didn't want to tell Yugi this, so he just kept right out of it.
"S'cuse me?" it was Malik. Bakura nearly ran away at the thought of Ishtar being with him. "Don't worry, I left Ishtar at home." Malik said. Bakura calmed down.
"What do you want?"
"Well, I want to warn you. The store manager's threatening to call the police if those two don't settle down, so I said I'd have a word. What's their problem?"
"Yugi wants lilac for the kitchen."
"But that's for girls bedrooms."
"Yep, and that's the argument." Malik walked over to them.
"Hello." Yugi and Yami turned around. "You know, tiles in a kitchen are much more hygienic, and you should only paint the top half of a kitchen wall, in a nice relaxing colour, and not anything red, bright orange or purple. If you do it shows that you are unsettled mentally." Yugi stood there stunned. He thought about what Malik had said for a while and came up with a conclusion:
"I'M MENTAL!" he screamed. Then ran still yelling, "I'm mental!" from the shop. Yami sighed.
"Thanks. I was starting to want to kill him." Malik smiled.
"No problem. Need some help?"
"Yeah, what colour do you paint a kitchen?"
"Well, mine's in lemon and cream. The tiles are cream, and the paint is lemon."
"That sounds great! I'll do that then as well! Now what about living rooms?"
"Well mine's orange, but I like colour that yours is now."
"Hallway next. Should I do it yellow or orange?" Malik thought for a moment.
"Orange."
"Bedroom?"
"A bedroom is a place where you can express yourself. Whatever colour you want."
"Black then. And Yugi said he wanted his bedroom in pale green."
"What about Ryou?"
"I'll just get him some beige."
Yami piled the four tins of paint onto the trolley, and picked up some tiles as well. He also picked up blue tiles and paint for the bathroom. Bakura joined them later on with an assortment of different brushes, and they paid and left.
At the house:
Yugi got in to find Ryou was asleep again.
"What an exiting life you live." He muttered. A loud tapping at the door was heard. Aww come on. They have a key! Yugi thought. He went to answer it. Ishtar flew in. he put his hand around Yugi's neck and lifted him off the floor.
"If you're dead, Bakura will want me again!" he said, an insane look on his face.
"You know, that's not how the world works." Yugi said, trying so hard to breath.
"What's going on?!" Ryou had woken up. He was shocked to see Ishtar strangling Yugi, but he thought it was Malik.
"Malik, what are you doing?"
"I'm not Malik! I'm Ishtar! You must be Ryou. Hmm you look kinda like Bakura I guess, but he has better eyes and he's much sexier." Ryou looked hurt. "Still, you are kinda cute. Maybe. But you'll never match Bakura."
"You got that right." Yugi couldn't help saying. This infuriated Ryou.
"HEY! He's trying to kill you, and you're taking his side! You're mental!"
"I know. Malik told me so today." Ishtar suddenly dropped Yugi.
"He says that to me too. It's usually when I try to rob banks and run out laughing and throwing money everywhere."
"Well, that is kind of a giveaway."
"Mmm I guess so. It was always Bakura who robbed the big places like banks; I just used to steal from jewellery shops and food stalls. Anyway, where is he?"
"Out buying paint. I hope he comes back with pale green for our bedroom."
"You're sleeping with him then?"
"Yep."
"And you're sure I wont get him back if I kill you?"
"He'll probably just hate you a lot if you do."
"Oh. Well, I may as well be nice to you then." And with that, Ishtar helped Yugi up off the floor, and sat down on the sofa next to him. Ryou was still in shock and he couldn't understand how Ishtar could be trying to kill Yugi one minute, and be perfectly normal and nice the next. Ryou still loved Yugi, but he fancied Malik now too, so his life was really complicated enough without having to guess if and why people were mad or not.
Yami, Bakura and Malik came through the door then.
"What the fuck?!!?" Bakura yelled.
"Hi baby." Ishtar said. Yugi poked him in the ribs. "Ow! Oh… hi Bakura!"
"What is that doing here?" Yami asked.
"Ishtar, I told you to stay in the house and not try to kill anyone!"
"Yeah, but I got bored! You leave me on my own…" he gave a huge fake sob. "And don't come back till late…" sob "… and you don't even bother getting me candy!" Malik rolled his eyes.
"Are you o.k Yugi?" Oh yeah don't bother asking me if I'm o.k! Ryou thought.
"Fine. We've got a lot in common actually! I mean, we both have really annoying guys who look just like us…"
"HEY!" (Yami and Malik)
"You've told both of us that we're mental…"
"I never told you that you were mental!"
"Yes you did! And we both love Bakura! The only difference really is that if Ishtar goes anywhere near Bakura, he'll get killed."
"Well there goes my question of 'can we share him.'" Ishtar said. "And there's another thing we have in common- now we've both given each other death threats!" Bakura had remained silent up till now. He was in total disbelief that Yugi could stand there and say that he and Ishtar had things in common.
"YOU HAVE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH THAT TREACHEROUS SNAKE OF A BASTARD!" he yelled. He then pushed Malik, Ishtar and Yami out of the house. He then turned to see Ryou. Bakura caught him by the scruff of the neck and threw him out too and slammed the door shut.
"Well that was unexpected." Yami said.
Inside:
Bakura was fuming. He paced up and down the living room floor while Yugi just watched. He was a bit scared of Bakura when he got into a mood like this.
"What's the big deal?" he asked. Bakura spun around and Yugi cringed. Aww great… now he's scared of me… Bakura didn't know what to do or say, so he just stomped off into the bedroom and slammed the door. Yugi waited for a while before coming to the conclusion that he should leave before Bakura came to kill him. He walked out of the house to see that everyone was waiting for him. He closed the door and looked around.
"Why is everyone staring at me?" he asked.
"Are you o.k?" Yami asked.
"Why wouldn't I be?" he asked. Everyone seemed relieved.
"Come on. I know what you need." Malik said, putting an arm round Yugi.
"What? Does it hurt?"
"Only if you drive afterwards."
"Huh?"
It turned out that Malik was taking him to a disco. Ryou, Ishtar and Yami were there as well, but all of them refused to dance. So Malik pulled Yugi up without even asking whether he wanted to or not.
"I can't dance that well." Yugi shouted over the music.
"Don't worry! Just let me lead then!" Malik shouted back. After an hour straight of dancing, Yugi and Malik went to sit down for a while, as they were both totally exhausted. It looked like Yami and Ishtar were out for the count.
"They had a drinking contest!" Ryou shouted.
"Go get drinks Ryou!" Malik said. Oh great… he's basically telling me to fuck off for a while so he can be with Yugi- well inst that just great! When Ryou went to get the drinks, Malik edged a bit closer to Yugi.
"Enjoying yourself?"
"Yep it's great here!" Yugi answered.
"I guess it's our turn now." Malik said, pointing over to Yami and Ishtar.
"You wanna get pissed as parrots?" Yugi asked.
"Yep! Ishtar and I get drunk once a week, every week, so now it's your turn, 'cause Yami's obviously taken up the tradition. Then again, you can always stay sober and carry us all home!"
"No thanks! So what do you drink?"
"Usually vodka to start with, then finish with gin if we're still standing."
"O.k then."
"Really?"
"Yup."
"O.k I'll go and tell Ryou what to get then." Ryou and Malik appeared five minutes later with a tray of ten glasses on it. Malik put the tray down and picked up the first glass. He downed it in one, and then gestured for Yugi and Ryou to pick one. Ryou was first. He picked one up and, wanting to prove that he was as good as Malik, drank it all. He passed out five seconds later.
"Wow, that was fast." Malik said. Yugi picked one up.
"Do I just drink this?"
"Yes." Yugi drank the whole thing. He felt his tongue go numb, but other than that, he felt perfectly normal. Malik was already drinking again. Yugi went to pick up another glass, but Malik stopped him.
"That's the gin. You have to pass the vodka test first." He said they drank until there were only two left – the gin. Yugi felt light-headed and really happy. He picked up one of the remaining glasses and drank it. He passed out immediately.
"Yey! I win!" Malik said, and lifted up the second gin glass. He drank it, and passed out too.
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Yugi hadn't been back all night. Bakura was worried out of his mind, and Yami was past worry and onto depression.
Yugi woke up in an alley somewhere. He seemed to be under a lot of black plastic bags, and totally nude. He stared around wildly and saw that Malik was next to him. He screamed and Malik woke up. He didn't seem to realise that Yugi was there yet. "Well this is new one." Malik muttered. Then he looked up to see Yugi. "Oh shit."
"Where could Yugi be?" asked Bakura. The door of the house burst open and Ishtar hurtled in.
"Is Malik here?"
"Does it look like?" Bakura snapped. "Wait. Malik's not home, nor is Yugi, so they're out with each other then." Bakura was about to erupt with anger. They better not have done anything!
Yugi and Malik found their clothes and put them on without looking at each other, but there was a big problem- Yugi's t-shirt and jacket looked like they had been slashed open with a dagger or something.
"Uh, Malik?"
"Yeah?" Yugi turned around to face him. Malik looked at him. He laughed and pointed to the millennium rod.
"I think this did it!"
"Bakura's going to kill us." Yugi said. "Literally."
"You have hickeys all over your body." Malik stated. It was true. Yugi had several on his neck, and loads all over his chest.
"Oh god…"
"What're we going to do?"
"I think I'll change my name and skip the country again." Yugi answered. "Well, I know I'm never going to get drunk again.
"Aww getting drunk's a lot of fun, it's just the after-effects."
They both walked home. People in the street kept staring at them as they walked by. One old lady actually stopped them and asked Yugi if he needed help.
"Mind your own business!" Malik yelled at her. She scurried away muttering about people having no respect.
"Thanks." Yugi said.
"Do you remember last night at all?" Malik said suddenly.
"N, no."
"I do."
"WHAT!"
"I remember it all Yugi, and it's scary. I knew what was happening and I could feel it all- but my body had a mind of it's own."
Yugi blushed. "If it's of any interest to you… you were great." Malik looked at Yugi to see how Yugi took that. Yugi had his head down, but Malik could just see a smile.
"So were you…" he said quietly.
"You remember?" Yugi nodded. Malik smiled.
"So… what are we going to tell Bakura about these?" Malik put his hand on one of Yugi's many hickeys. Yugi shivered from the touch but ignored the feeling.
"Dunno. I'm still thinking."
"Well you'll have to think faster." Malik said and lifted Yugi's head slightly with his hand. Yugi saw that they were outside his house. He felt sick. He then took a deep breath and opened the door. Bakura immediately came flying to the door and stared. He stared at Yugi's ripped clothes, Yugi's many hickeys, the ones on Malik and the weariness of them both.
"YOU HAD SEX?!?!!?!?!" he screamed.
"I was drunk!" Yugi protested.
"It wasn't his fault!" Malik said.
"Oh so you raped him then!"
"NO!"
"'Cause that's the only way that it couldn't be his fault!" Malik sighed. Ishtar came to the door.
"Hi Malik! Did you have fun?"
"Shut up." Malik snapped.
"Ooooooooooo! Malik had sex with Yugi!" he then danced into the living room singing "Malik had sex with Yugi! Malik had sex with Yugi!" Ryou's heart started doing a journey to the floor.
"Well, they do look more like a couple than Bakura and Yugi." Yami said.
Meanwhile Bakura was still glaring daggers at Yugi and Malik.
"Um, shall I go?" Malik whispered to Yugi.
"YEAH! And take your new boyfriend with you!" Bakura roared. Yugi was about to protest when Ishtar came back singing,
"Malik had sex with Yugi! Malik had sex with Yugi!" Bakura punched him in the face and shoved him out too.
"It's my house Bakura!" Yugi said.
"I've thrown people out of their own houses before, so I can do it again!" and he slammed the door. Yugi was speechless and despairing. Ishtar on the other hand had never been happier.
"Congratulations!" he said, shaking Yugi's hand. "You are now the proud owner of a Malik! He comes with a wonderful appearance, beautiful eyes, and a 'I'll do anything in bed for you' attitude!"
"Get lost!" Malik yelled.
"O.k, but it's you that'll have to come to the police station and get me tomorrow!" Ishtar said happily, and he bounced off up the street. "I'm really sorry. If I hadn't got you totally pissed then this wouldn't have happened."
"I can't argue with that."
Yugi agreed to stay with Malik until things settled down with Bakura a bit. Yami brought over his suitcase and said that he was staying with Bakura to try and talk him round, and Ryou said that he had never been as depressed as he was right now, before he stormed off.
Yugi wrote a letter to Kaiba telling him what they had done so far in Hawaii. He included the thing with Malik and Bakura chucking him out.
"Are you sure that's a good idea?" Malik asked him.
"It'll give him a laugh." Yugi said.
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That's where I'll leave it for now. Hope you enjoyed it, but if you didn't- I don't really care!
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