Chapter six.
AN/ ok I'm going for two different ones here. The setting and the person are from different peoples. Sorry if I didn't do yours!
Yugi ran round and round the mansion. Every door led to a different room, and that room had another door that would lead to another. Yugi was getting really miffed.
"MALIK!" he shrieked. Nothing happened. He sighed. "I'm sooooooo lost."
In main living room type place:
Bakura, Ryou, Ishtar, Yami and Malik were all there.
"Where's Yugi?" Ryou asked. Ishtar took out a book.
"What's the betting he's found someone else? Anyone? The guy I spoke to earlier bet a tenna that he's hopelessly lost, and someone else said that he might have found the room with the strippers in it."
"Fuck off Ishtar." Malik snapped.
"What's with you?"
"Nothing." He stomped off.
Half an hour later, Yugi fell through the ceiling, onto the table where everyone was eating.
"Well, that's a new way to get here." Yami said calmly. Yugi got up and off the table, shaking dust and cobwebs off himself. A spider fell off him and hissed at him (you know… one of those giant ones?). Yugi started screaming and running in circles round the table.
Yami sighed. "He can stay up all night watching horror movies, but he can't handle spiders."
Yugi tired out after the third time round the table, and sat down, wheezing next to Bakura. Bakura went slightly red for some reason and buried his face in his hands.
"How did you fall through the ceiling?" asked Ryou.
"Well, I was totally lost…"
"I knew it!" announced Ishtar.
"Yeah… well, anyway, I got into this room with big paintings in it, and I touched one, and I fell through the floor. Oh! Kaiba left a note." He gave the note to Yami.
"That's nice, but why'd you give it to me?"
"Do you always have a dumb question to ask?" he snatched the paper away from Yami and shoved it at Bakura.
"Pass it round when you've finished, but don't give it to Ishtar." Bakura read and gave it to Ryou, who was by Ishtar.
"Give it here mini- tomb robber!" he tried to grab it off him.
"Hey!" Ryou tossed the note back to Yugi, who pocketed it.
"Dumb ass." He muttered.
A while later he shoved it under the table for Ryou to read. After he had read it, he passed it back and stared at him.
"He's weird!" he exclaimed.
"Who is?" Yami asked.
"Kaiba in that note." Malik had been silent up till then but he had had enough.
"YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!" he yelled and ran from the room. Yugi got up and ran after him.
"Well, that was unexpected." Yami said, and kept eating. O.o
"Malik?" Yugi walked round. Not again… I'm gonna kill Kaiba. DOES HE HAVE TO HAVE SO MANY ROOMS!?
He opened the note to see f he was near any good rooms.
"I'm right near the beach room." He saw Malik walking up the hall. Yugi ran after him.
"What's the matter with you?" he asked, catching up.
"DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO ASK?" Yugi stood stunned. Malik continued. "I had to watch you kiss three guys last night! One of which you used to go out with, and one who obviously fancies you!"
"Who was that?"
"RYOU!"
"Oh. Listen, I only did that 'cause I didn't want to get chucked in the ocean. I can't believe you're jealous!"
"Oh, so you wouldn't be?"
"No." Malik looked quite hurt, but recovered fast. He saw a servant walking towards them. He grinned and walked up to him and kissed him. The servant looked horrified and ran away screaming.
"Are you jealous?"
"Nope."
"WHY NOT?!"
"'Cause you only did that to make me jealous, so I know that it didn't mean anything." Malik looked ready to explode.
"You should take a time out. Follow me."
Where Ryou is:
Ryou sighed. He was in the stripper place 'cause he wanted to be on his own. He was sitting with his back turned to them, reading.
"If you wanna read, you should go to a library." Ryou spun round. Ishtar was right next to him, staring at the strippers.
"What are you doing here?" Ishtar shrugged.
"I'm bored."
"And you came here?" Ishtar shrugged again.
"Why're you here?"
"I wanna be alone."
"That makes a first." Ryou frowned.
"Why?"
"Nothing."
Beach room:
"Relaxed?"
"Mmm."
"Good." Yugi and Malik were sunbathing on the beach, listening to the sounds of the artificial sea. Malik turned slightly.
"You know, you're already brown… why're you sunbathing?" Yugi asked. Malik shrugged.
"Something to do ain't it?"
"I suppose. I can think of something better to do though." Yugi grinned craftily.
Where Bakura is:
Bakura sighed. He was on his own, walking up a hallway he didn't recognise.
"This is 123k, that's the beach room isn't it?" he opened the door, and saw Malik and Yugi, totally stripped, kissing the hell out of each other.
"S, sorry." he mumbled and left in a hurry. "FUCKING HELL! Of all the thousands of rooms, I have to go in the one with Yugi in it! I need a de-stress! Where's 12x?"
Back with Ryou:
"Watcha reading?"
"A book."
"What's it about?"
"Something."
"What kinda something?"
"Something you can read."
"Oh for fuck's sake!" Ishtar grabbed the book and read the back. "Huh? What's apparition mean?"
"A ghost."
"And what's preoccupy?"
"Um… possess."
"And what does Marian mean?"
"THAT'S THE GIRL'S NAME MASTERMIND!" he grabbed the book off him.
"You are quite like Bakura."
"Don't say that, it gives me the creeps."
"SEX!" Ryou jumped.
"Huh?"
"Nothing, I just wanted to make you jump!" Ryou rolled his eyes and turned away from him.
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I'm all on my own! Oh shit, the walls are caving in! The air's bad! Oh god!" Ishtar rolled around on the floor, apparently gasping for air. Ryou sighed and turned back round.
"All gone!" squeaked Ishtar, "wanna make out?"
"Fuck off."
"Awwwwww! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease! I'll pretend it's Bakura, and you pretend its Malik!" Ryou sighed again. He looked up to tell Ishtar to fuck off again, when Ishtar swooped down and stared kissing him all over.
"Hey get off!" Ryou pushed him off. Ishtar rolled backwards and started sobbing. Ryou stared at him.
"I thought you loved Bakura…"
"I do… but he's way out of my reach. And you're kinda… a mini- tomb robber…" Ryou thought about this for a while.
"On second thoughts…" Ryou lay on his back, "go ahead then."
Stress room:
Stupid… Malik… and… Yugi!" Bakura snapped, punching the hell out of a punching bag. He stopped and walked up to a huge stress ball. Bakura growled and ran at it, jumping on it, and punching it full-force.
"DIE MALIK!" there was a knock on the door, and Yugi came in.
"Shouldn't you be having sex with Malik right now?" Yugi blushed.
"Sorry about that. We're going up to the love room now, so if you want the beach room, you can have it."
"No thanks. I fine here. It's better if I kill the ball instead of Malik, isn't it"?
"Um yeah, I think you should stay here then."
"Get lost then." Yugi sighed and exited, closing the door behind him.
He and Malik made their way up to the love room and opened the door. There was a problem though. Ryou and Ishtar were already in there.
"HOLY SHIT!" Ryou yelled. Ishtar looked up, about as worried as a fire with approaching petrol (in other words, not at all.)
"Hi there!" he said brightly. "We're in here, can you go somewhere else?" Yugi started laughing hysterically.
"Since when were you a couple?" Malik asked, obviously fighting giggles himself.
"Um, about five minutes ago, down in the strippers bar. They said we had to go 'cause they were supposed to be the entertainment, not us." Yugi recovered slightly and grabbed Malik for support.
"Sorry." he said, "it's not funny." Then he burst out laughing again and dropped to the floor. Malik rolled his eyes and dragged Yugi out.
"Happy love making!" he called, before shutting the door again.
At dinner that night:
Kaiba was back. He walked straight into the dining hall, where everyone was.
"Oh hi Kaiba!" Yugi said brightly.
"You might wanna get a clean up crew in the love room… me and Ryou made it kinda… messy. Make sure it's someone who isn't offended by…" Ishtar whispered something in his ear.
"EWW!" he exclaimed.
"Oh, beach room, same kinda mess." Malik said.
"And the swimming pool." Yugi added.
"And the room with the chains in." Ryou said.
"And the…"
"I've heard ENOUGH! Just tell me how many rooms you were… in with each other."
"Twenty six." Yugi said quietly.
"Forty seven." Ishtar said proudly.
"Don't be daft," Ryou said. "It was only thirty nine." Kaiba looked horrified. He took out a mobile.
"Giros, please fumigate, steam clean and vacuum every room in the house."
"We didn't go in all the rooms!" Ryou said.
"Yeah, but can you remember all thirty nine rooms?"
"Um, no."
"WELL SHUT UP THEN!"
Ten hours later:
"Kaiba… I need to go to bed." Moaned Yami, "I NEED sleep!"
"Well next time, try to stop your hikari from playing the part, of a SEX ADDICT!"
"I can't help it." Yugi muttered.
"I'm going to bed." Bakura announced.
"You'll get killed." Yugi said.
"So? I wont be missed."
"Oh, come on… um, Ishtar'll miss you!" Ishtar shook his head
"Nope." Yugi stared at play in a 'play along' kinda way. "Oh, I mean, uh yeah! I'll miss you! Oh just think of all the… um, crying I'll do… um… and I'll have no one to… um, dream about having passionate sex with!" Bakura shuddered.
"That's it! I'm going! Kaiba, take me back to Hawaii."
"Ok." Kaiba followed Bakura out of the room, and soon, they heard a helicopter taking off, and Kaiba walked back in.
"All gone!" he said happily. "Now there are only five of you to get rid of! Oh, the first floor's done. You can go up now." Yugi grabbed Malik's hand and dragged him upstairs, while Ryou was staring at Ishtar, and had been for some time now.
"What did I do now?" Ishtar asked.
"Dream of having passionate sex with?" Ryou snapped angrily.
"Well, I had to say something." Ishtar picked Ryou up and ran up the stairs, with Ryou yelling, "PUT ME DOWN!"
Kaiba sighed in relief.
"Finally." He settled himself down infront of the in-built TV and turned it on. He heard a small yawn and turned back to the settee. Yami was still there, asleep. Kaiba rolled his eyes, "Idiot." He whispered and settled back down.
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That's chapter six! Better now Ryou's with someone? Ok, there's only gonna be one more chapter after this, and it's like, what happens in the future! R+R Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease!?!??!!?!!?
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