DISCLAIMER: I don't own them, I just mess with them.  Hehehehe.

SUMMARY: Piper and Phoebe don't believe Paige.  Meanwhile, Leo and Cole are having a little too much fun…

More tea, Ballerina Bunny?  Chapter Three

            "I'm telling you guys," Paige insisted, "Leo and Cole are at Cole's place, having a friggin' tea party with a bunch of stuffed animals."

            Piper and Phoebe stared at their sister like she was insane. 

            "We're talking about Cole here," Phoebe reminded her.  "Scourge of the underworld?  Yes.  Former source of all evil? Hey, I'm not gonna argue with you on that one, but there is no way that Cole Turner is playing tea party."

            "Piper," Paige whine, hating it that they NEVER trusted her when she told them she was on to something.

            "I've got to say, Paige, I have a hard time picturing Leo and Cole playing together that nicely," Piper said seriously.  It didn't register on either of her sisters that Piper found it more unbelievable that the two were playing together than that her husband was playing tea party at all.

            "I swear, guys," Paige said.  "Just come with me and see."

            Meanwhile, Cole's high pitched giggle made Leo clap his hands in glee.  "Wow Cole," Leo said, "that tiara sure does look nifty on you."  Leo tried to put a tiara on his own head, but his head was unfortunately too wide for the tiara.  He settled instead for wrapping a hot pink pair of women's hose around his head like a turban.

            Before long, they had dressed their stuffed animals up as well, with of course the exception of Phoebe the squirrel and Piper the armadillo, who were both sitting at the table still, pouting over being ignored.

            "What do you think, Miss Kanga?" Leo asked.

            He made the kangaroo respond in her deep southern accent.  "Well I do declare, Leo, that pink turban makes you look even more in proportion than you regularly do, and it emphasizes the manly muscles in your jaw."

            "Why, thank you, Miss Kanga," Leo replied.

            Leroy the moose took his turn complimenting Cole.  "That tiara makes you look like a saintly princess," he said, "in a dark and brooding, good looking, and masculine way of course."  Cole giggled a delighted high pitch giggle when he found a bright pink feather boa. 

            "Hey!  No fair!" Leo said.  "I saw it first!"  Piper was right: the boys weren't playing nicely at all.

TBC (poss.  Depends on reviews.  If you want more, ask for it!) … Piper and Phoebe see the truth, Leo and Cole do makeovers, and the Source joins the fun, along with (maybe) one of those really solem Elder dudes.  Slumber Party!