Disclaimer: I do not own Animal Crossing (Duh)

Chapter 1

Johnny had just run away from home because he hated his parents. He was on a train to Gibberish Town when a stupid dumb cat woke him up. "Hello, mind if I sit here?"

Johnny: "Go away!"

Stupid cat: "Hello, mind if I sit here?"

Johnny: "I SAID GO AWAY!"

Stupid cat: "Ok I'll sit down"

Rover: "My name is Rover what is yours?"

Johnny: "Johnny"

Rover: "Do you like your name?"

Johnny: "Yeah"

Rover: "That's a great name for a boy!"

Johnny: "I'm a boy stupid!"

Rover: "So you're going to Gibberish Town?"

Johnny: "No, I'm going to Heaven. Yeah I'm going to Gibberish Town, why do you think I'm on this train?"

Rover: "Do you have a house?"

Johnny: "No"

Rover: "You don't? Let me call my friend, I'll be back in a second.

*Two hours later*

Rover on phone: "She said what? Man that sucks. Oh well. I've got to go my friend is waiting for me.

Johnny: "It's about time!"

Rover: "My friend Nook is going to hook you up with a house when you get there. Oh what do you know, we're there already. Bye!"

Johnny: "Thank god"

Did you like it? Remember this is my first fic so go easy on me. Good reviews = more chapters Oh yeah and Dotty inspired me to write this because hers were so funny. It will get more funny and more PG in later chapters.