Moebius' GREAT Fanfic
By,
Moebius
Evelin The Winged: …Moebius forced me to post his fic under my name…
Moebius: SISH!
Evelin The Winged: Hey, you shut up, dammit! *a bunch of Sarafan come running towards her* Uh-oh…Bye! Moebius, get your dumb fic-
Moebius: I get it, dammit!
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Moebius: Hello, I am the GREAT Moebius! What you shall see may disturb you, or probably enlighten you…whatever…anyway, here is this disclaimer-I don't own LoK-wait, I'm part of the cast! Alright, Evelin The Winged does not own LoK, and I belong to Eidos and CD with LoK-did you get that or are you a retard?
Raziel *in the distance*: Moebius, you rude bastard!
Moebius: SISH! And now, my fic! :-D
All Vampires and Soul Reavers*in the distance*: NOOOOOOOO!!!
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One day, in the Circle's Meeting Room, Moebius was spending time with his pet monkey, Bo-Bo when the Evil Janos Audron walked in…he was apparently drunk
Bo-Bo: *cries*
Moebius: I shall save you from the fiend, Bo-Bo! *to readers* See?! I can be nice! *Janos grab's his staff and start's to twirl it like a baton* Evil fool, give that back!
Janos: Ye *hic* shall not *hic* have it back.
Moebius: You underestimate me, Evil fiend! *the Valiant Moebius takes out his trusty Super Soaker!*
Dejoule: *squeal's* Moebius is my man!
Ariel: Back off, Slut!
Dejoule: Look who's talking, Dumb Blond! *they have a cat fight*
Mortanius: Save us, Brave Moebius!
Nupraptor: Ariel, no!
Ariel: *giggles* Sorry Nuppy, Moebius is my man now!
Nupraptor: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moebius: Die, fiend! *spray's the super soaker at Janos and the Evil vampire Audron dies*
Dejoule: *scream's, giggle's, and squeal's* Yay, Mobies Man!
Ariel: I love you Moebius!
Anacrothe: Moebius has saved us!
Everybody: Hip-hip-HURRAY! Hip-hip-HURRAY! *they lift the Bold Moebius on their shoulders*
Outside The Noble Sarafan Stronghold
Moebius: *strikes a dramatic pose with his Super Soaker* Let us rid Nosgoth of the Vampire Menace once and for all!-plus, my little army seems to be rather slow in doing it anyway.
Mortanius, Nupraptor, Dejoule, and Ariel: HURRAY, HURRAH, YIPPEEE!
And so the Courageous Moebius went off to kill all of the Evil vampires infesting Nosgoth with his friends cheering him on.
The End
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Moebius: Don't forget to review! I shall manipulate you out of existence if you do not!
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Evelin The Winged: Goddamn Moebius and his stupid fics… *Raziel gives her something and whisper's something in her ear* GOOD IDEA! *they both have EVIL expressions and are doing that thing that Mr. Burns does with his hands when he says "Eeeexellent…"*
Evelin The Winged: Raziel just told me that he accidentally walked in on Moebius while he was taking a bath and took these pictures of him. *hold's up photos of Moebius surrounded by very bubbly water with his pet monkey Bo-Bo holding his rubber ducky* Bye, guys! We gotta go post these online in every forum we got access to! *they both run off*