FFVII Fear Factor- Stunt 2 (by wizardman)
Host: Cait Sith
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII, Fear Factor, or anything relating to either one.
Cait: Hello. Welcome back to Fear Factor people
Cid: Yeah yeah whatever
Barret: Just give us our assignment.
Cait: You get to eat something! Yay! *Cait takes the cover off of the table*
All: O_O
Cait: This is mog behind!
Barret: We have to eat ass???
Cid: I ain't doing that!
Aeris: You're a sick person.
Cait: Yes I am! And how many inches you have to eat will be decided by this. *whispers to everyone*
Cid: ... Are you on @%$^$%* drugs or something?
Aeris: That's impossible!
Cloud: Oh yeah! piece of cake!
Barret: even I don't know this!
Tifa: I was never asked the question.
Cait: Tifa, you get what's left over. There might be none. The question is...
Guess Tifa' breast size.
Tifa: What? *slaps Cait multiple times*
Aeris: I told you he was sick.
Cait: Yes, I am sick. I'm not even human. I don't count. We randomly decided who gets to go first, and Aeris, you're first. Whisper your guess in my ear.
..........
Cait: You get 9 inches of it!
Aeris: Come on, it can't be that far off!
Cait: You apparently haven't talked to her enough. Now eat.
7 minutes later...
Cait: Come on... finish! you got 1 inch left. You got it!
Aeris: Worsth tasthing thing ever. *gags it and attempts to throw up.*
Cait: Here's a bucket. Beat it. Cloud, you're next.
Cloud: Easy! *whispers it*
Cait: You get 2 inches!
Cloud: Impossible. I think it's pretty obvious I was right. You just want me to lose!
Cait: That's true, now eat!
3 minutes later...
Cait: Wow, that took you long enough Cloud.
Cloud: Sorry, I don't exactly eat butt every day.
Barret: You don't even eat every day, let alone eat ass!
Cait: Barret, you're up.
Barret: Fine. *whispers*
Cait: You get 6 inches!
Barret: I guessed way more than Cloud ever would have... Crap! Fine, give me the cheek.
4 minutes later...
Cait: Wow, that was fast. You must have been hungry.
Barret: Uh, yeah, that's it. (I can't believe I LIKED it)
Cait: Well Cid, you're up.
Cid: Well, there's 19 inches of it left, I'd better pick something close. *Cid stares at Tifa, begins drooling, and gets slapped by Aeris.*
Cait: You get 10 inches! You suck!
Cid: $#!%. *Begins eating*
Cait: You ate the whole thing in 2 minutes? Did you enjoy it?
Cid: No, I just don't have taste buds, and I was very $@!#^&% hungry.
Cait: Well Tifa, unless you want to try a guess...
Tifa: Fine. *whispers*
Cait: Your guess was exact! We'll make you eat 6 inches.
10 minutes later...
Cait: Almost there! Come on Tifa! Don't you want a night with Clousd in a hotel bed?
*The butt is gone almost instantly.*
Cait: Wow, didn't know she was so determined... Well, looks like all 5 of you advnace. This is going to be fun. Now Tifa, How would you like to exercise the guessing part of the stunt.
*Cait gets his head knocked off by Aeris's staff. Aeris then kills the cat.*
Tifa: Thanks. I hope he stays that way.
Aeris: Perverted?
Tifa: No, dead. I wonder who the new host is...
Cid: $#!%. Not him as the host!!!
Joe: hi. I am Joe Rogan. I get to be your host for the final stunts. Your past 2 were too easy, except for the guessing part.
Tifa: o_O
Joe: Don't worry, only 1 of you will win.
Who should win the final stunt? R+R with comments/suggestions, or who you think should walk away with a 1/2 million gil.
Host: Cait Sith
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII, Fear Factor, or anything relating to either one.
Cait: Hello. Welcome back to Fear Factor people
Cid: Yeah yeah whatever
Barret: Just give us our assignment.
Cait: You get to eat something! Yay! *Cait takes the cover off of the table*
All: O_O
Cait: This is mog behind!
Barret: We have to eat ass???
Cid: I ain't doing that!
Aeris: You're a sick person.
Cait: Yes I am! And how many inches you have to eat will be decided by this. *whispers to everyone*
Cid: ... Are you on @%$^$%* drugs or something?
Aeris: That's impossible!
Cloud: Oh yeah! piece of cake!
Barret: even I don't know this!
Tifa: I was never asked the question.
Cait: Tifa, you get what's left over. There might be none. The question is...
Guess Tifa' breast size.
Tifa: What? *slaps Cait multiple times*
Aeris: I told you he was sick.
Cait: Yes, I am sick. I'm not even human. I don't count. We randomly decided who gets to go first, and Aeris, you're first. Whisper your guess in my ear.
..........
Cait: You get 9 inches of it!
Aeris: Come on, it can't be that far off!
Cait: You apparently haven't talked to her enough. Now eat.
7 minutes later...
Cait: Come on... finish! you got 1 inch left. You got it!
Aeris: Worsth tasthing thing ever. *gags it and attempts to throw up.*
Cait: Here's a bucket. Beat it. Cloud, you're next.
Cloud: Easy! *whispers it*
Cait: You get 2 inches!
Cloud: Impossible. I think it's pretty obvious I was right. You just want me to lose!
Cait: That's true, now eat!
3 minutes later...
Cait: Wow, that took you long enough Cloud.
Cloud: Sorry, I don't exactly eat butt every day.
Barret: You don't even eat every day, let alone eat ass!
Cait: Barret, you're up.
Barret: Fine. *whispers*
Cait: You get 6 inches!
Barret: I guessed way more than Cloud ever would have... Crap! Fine, give me the cheek.
4 minutes later...
Cait: Wow, that was fast. You must have been hungry.
Barret: Uh, yeah, that's it. (I can't believe I LIKED it)
Cait: Well Cid, you're up.
Cid: Well, there's 19 inches of it left, I'd better pick something close. *Cid stares at Tifa, begins drooling, and gets slapped by Aeris.*
Cait: You get 10 inches! You suck!
Cid: $#!%. *Begins eating*
Cait: You ate the whole thing in 2 minutes? Did you enjoy it?
Cid: No, I just don't have taste buds, and I was very $@!#^&% hungry.
Cait: Well Tifa, unless you want to try a guess...
Tifa: Fine. *whispers*
Cait: Your guess was exact! We'll make you eat 6 inches.
10 minutes later...
Cait: Almost there! Come on Tifa! Don't you want a night with Clousd in a hotel bed?
*The butt is gone almost instantly.*
Cait: Wow, didn't know she was so determined... Well, looks like all 5 of you advnace. This is going to be fun. Now Tifa, How would you like to exercise the guessing part of the stunt.
*Cait gets his head knocked off by Aeris's staff. Aeris then kills the cat.*
Tifa: Thanks. I hope he stays that way.
Aeris: Perverted?
Tifa: No, dead. I wonder who the new host is...
Cid: $#!%. Not him as the host!!!
Joe: hi. I am Joe Rogan. I get to be your host for the final stunts. Your past 2 were too easy, except for the guessing part.
Tifa: o_O
Joe: Don't worry, only 1 of you will win.
Who should win the final stunt? R+R with comments/suggestions, or who you think should walk away with a 1/2 million gil.