FFVII Fear Factor- Elim. stunts 1 and 2 (by wizardman)
Host: Joe Rogan
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII, Fear Factor, or anything relating to either one.
Joe: Hello, and welcome to round three. Your stunts have been way too easy, and no one's getting eliminated. We are going to have a couple of elimination stunts. The first one is...
I'm going to pick a name out of a hat. That person is gone. Then, I'll pick someone to put ON the show.
Cid: What the @%$$ does that mean?
Cloud: Worst idea ever.
Joe: The person pulled out is... Cid
Cid: That's it! *Spears Joe and kills him.
Barret: Well, who are we going to put on?
Tifa and Aeris: How about Vincent?
All: Yeah, uh, good idea!
Vincent: Hello.
Aeris: Hi Vincent. Welcome back. We missed you.
Cid: I didn't! *gets shot*
Barret: I was expecting that. Vince, you're too predictable.
Tifa: Well, who's the host?
Vincent: I'll be the host again. Your second elimination stunt is...
There is a target 50 feet from here. You will use this gun and try to see how many points you can get. You get 10 bullets. No more than that! (They cost a lot.) Now, the first person up is... Barret
Barret: Alright! My specialty.
Vincent: You must use this gun, not your arm.
Barret: Damn! Oh well. *Fires 5 shots*
Vincent: 4 bulls-eyes and a corner shot. That's 42 points!
Barret: Wow! *fires 5 more*
Vincent: One almost hit me, one hit the wood holding it up, and the other 3 were bulls-eyes. That's 70 points!
Barret: You mean 72.
Vincent: I had to take points off because you almost hit me.
Barret: The hell? You made that up.
Vincent: Yes I did. Aeris, you're up.
Cloud: Wow, look at those guns.
Barret: Uh Cloud, why are you looking at that you FFX-2 game? Aeris is about to shoot.
Cloud: Huh, ok. Wow, she looks good with a gun.
Barret: Yeah, she might beat you.
Cloud: Hah!
Aeris: *fires 3 shots*
Vincent: 1 corner shot, one that barely missed the bulls-eye, and one that went way off. 11 points.
Aeris: *fires another shot*
MEOW!!!
Aeris: oops... *fires 4 more*
Vincent: 3 bulls-eyes and one that hit the pin holding it up. 51 points.
Aeris: *shoots the last 2*
Vincent: 2 misses. 51 points total.
Barret: Alright, I advance!
Vincent: I'll take my turn. *shoots 10 bulls-eyes* OK, now it's Tifa's turn.
Cloud: Woohoo! more guns!
Barret: You mean a gun.
Cloud: No, I meant guns!
Barret: Oooooooh.
Tifa: Barret showed by a good technique. *shoots 5 bullets*
Vincent: 4 bulls-eyes and one that missed the bulls eye by a bit. 48 points.
Tifa: *fires 4 more*
Vincent: 64 points.
Tifa: *shoots a jumping one*
Cloud: *Drools*
Vincent: Way off. 64 points. It's Cloud's turn.
Cloud: uh-oh. *fires 3 shots*
Vincent: Nothing.
Cloud: What? Uh, *shoots one at vincent*
Vincent: Bulls-eye! 10 points.
Cloud: Ok....? *shoots 6 shots at Vincent*
Vincent: 46 points. Are you trying to hit me or something?
Cloud: Uh, no. *shoots one more*
Vincent: 51 points. Oh boy, a tie. Well, looks like you all advance again! (Looks at clock by the target.) We'll have to do one last stunt. Follow me...
What will the last stunt be? Why has Cloud tied twice? Where did Joe Rogan go? How can Vincent be the host and a competitor? Why was Tifa almost as good with a gun as Barret? You will fin dout the answers too a couple of these questions, and a couple I'll leave to you to make up in your head. Until next time, R+R.
Host: Joe Rogan
Disclaimer: I don't own FFVII, Fear Factor, or anything relating to either one.
Joe: Hello, and welcome to round three. Your stunts have been way too easy, and no one's getting eliminated. We are going to have a couple of elimination stunts. The first one is...
I'm going to pick a name out of a hat. That person is gone. Then, I'll pick someone to put ON the show.
Cid: What the @%$$ does that mean?
Cloud: Worst idea ever.
Joe: The person pulled out is... Cid
Cid: That's it! *Spears Joe and kills him.
Barret: Well, who are we going to put on?
Tifa and Aeris: How about Vincent?
All: Yeah, uh, good idea!
Vincent: Hello.
Aeris: Hi Vincent. Welcome back. We missed you.
Cid: I didn't! *gets shot*
Barret: I was expecting that. Vince, you're too predictable.
Tifa: Well, who's the host?
Vincent: I'll be the host again. Your second elimination stunt is...
There is a target 50 feet from here. You will use this gun and try to see how many points you can get. You get 10 bullets. No more than that! (They cost a lot.) Now, the first person up is... Barret
Barret: Alright! My specialty.
Vincent: You must use this gun, not your arm.
Barret: Damn! Oh well. *Fires 5 shots*
Vincent: 4 bulls-eyes and a corner shot. That's 42 points!
Barret: Wow! *fires 5 more*
Vincent: One almost hit me, one hit the wood holding it up, and the other 3 were bulls-eyes. That's 70 points!
Barret: You mean 72.
Vincent: I had to take points off because you almost hit me.
Barret: The hell? You made that up.
Vincent: Yes I did. Aeris, you're up.
Cloud: Wow, look at those guns.
Barret: Uh Cloud, why are you looking at that you FFX-2 game? Aeris is about to shoot.
Cloud: Huh, ok. Wow, she looks good with a gun.
Barret: Yeah, she might beat you.
Cloud: Hah!
Aeris: *fires 3 shots*
Vincent: 1 corner shot, one that barely missed the bulls-eye, and one that went way off. 11 points.
Aeris: *fires another shot*
MEOW!!!
Aeris: oops... *fires 4 more*
Vincent: 3 bulls-eyes and one that hit the pin holding it up. 51 points.
Aeris: *shoots the last 2*
Vincent: 2 misses. 51 points total.
Barret: Alright, I advance!
Vincent: I'll take my turn. *shoots 10 bulls-eyes* OK, now it's Tifa's turn.
Cloud: Woohoo! more guns!
Barret: You mean a gun.
Cloud: No, I meant guns!
Barret: Oooooooh.
Tifa: Barret showed by a good technique. *shoots 5 bullets*
Vincent: 4 bulls-eyes and one that missed the bulls eye by a bit. 48 points.
Tifa: *fires 4 more*
Vincent: 64 points.
Tifa: *shoots a jumping one*
Cloud: *Drools*
Vincent: Way off. 64 points. It's Cloud's turn.
Cloud: uh-oh. *fires 3 shots*
Vincent: Nothing.
Cloud: What? Uh, *shoots one at vincent*
Vincent: Bulls-eye! 10 points.
Cloud: Ok....? *shoots 6 shots at Vincent*
Vincent: 46 points. Are you trying to hit me or something?
Cloud: Uh, no. *shoots one more*
Vincent: 51 points. Oh boy, a tie. Well, looks like you all advance again! (Looks at clock by the target.) We'll have to do one last stunt. Follow me...
What will the last stunt be? Why has Cloud tied twice? Where did Joe Rogan go? How can Vincent be the host and a competitor? Why was Tifa almost as good with a gun as Barret? You will fin dout the answers too a couple of these questions, and a couple I'll leave to you to make up in your head. Until next time, R+R.