JR: Good grief King, we're not even and hour into the show and already so much happen.

King: Yeah JR, I know. Remind me to send everyone behind this a thank you cards.

JR: I will King.

The scene was back in the locker room. A lovely, Black Women stood in a Dudleyville shirt and Green/Black Camo pants.

D-Von: Bubba will you come out here! Spike you too! This is ridicules how you too are acting!

Bubba: But D-Vooooooonnnnnnnn, I look horrible! I'm Fat! I..I…I…

Spike: You've always been fat, but you not fat now.

*Smack*

Bubba: Plus, I just look really bad, but I can send you Spike.

The door quickly open and a small radish/blonde fell to the floor.

D-Von- Spike get up!

Spike stood up. She wore her orange Camo pants and a pound for pond t-shirt tied up in a little knot in front. (She he looked a lot like a mix of our the old Molly Holly and little blond three year old with pigtails)

Spike: Bubba you didn't have to throw me!

Bubba: Shut up!

D-Von: Bubba we have to get ready. We have an emanation table match tonight.

Bubba: I don't cear!

Spike: I think I know how to make him get out here D-Von.

Bubba: Try your best.

Spike: Ok Bobbie May!

Bubba/Bobbie: Don't call me that, Sparkle.

Spike/Sparkle: Hay!

D-Von: Will you too quit! Bobbie, get out her right now!

Bobbie: I'll never come out Dee!

Dee: Bobbie quit being stupid.

Sparkle: I wonder if out sisters are watching tonight?

Bobbie: Now I'm really not coming out!

Dee: Good going!

JR: King I can't believe this. I never thought in all my days I would see Bubba or should I say Bobbie turn down a table match.

King: Now JR don't jump a head of yourself. That match isn't tell later.

Suddenly that titantron became a computer screen and Yes that music started. The Creator of Mattitude walked out. She had her hair down, and she wore a promo Mattitude tank top and her colourful gold/purple pants. She got a microphone and started to talk.

Matt: I the creator of Mattitude has not seen this twist of fate to be a bad one. Oh no. This is great for now I can personally know how to please the female fans of Mattitude.

Then the true Music of fate hit. The Women screamed and the men turned gay or I guess now it would be the men yelled and women went gay or something like that. Anyway the multi coloured female in her see through shirts and kaki shorts came out and walked into the ring. It was magic.

Jeff: Matty why must you make the people suffer. You are not smart and your Mattitude sucks!

Matty: Jeffy the people aren't suffering. They love to hear about Mattitude, and which I think you need so Mattitude.

Jeff: Matty I don't want or need you Mattitude, but I could do with you shutting the hell up!

Matt: Well Bro...Sis I'm sorry we have to have this twist of fate.

Matty kicks Jeffy, where he would had had balls, but being a girl now…yeah. Jeff yanked Matty's hair and she fell down. After a quick spin Jeffy knocked Matty down and Climbed the ropes. A beautiful Swanton off the top rope came after. Jeffy got up and grabbed the microphone.

Jeff: You can have your Mattitude. I'll Just Live For The Moment!

JR: My goodness King what a Swanton that was.

King: Yeah JR, I don't think I've seen something so beautiful.

JR: Well after the Brake we've got RVD and Kane VS Goldust and Booker T