I don't (and never will) own Yu Yu Hakusho.
No Pay, No Help
Koenma: Yusuke, I have another mission for you to do.
Yusuke: What?
Koenma: * cries * I LOST MY PACIFIER!! YOU HAVE TO GO AND FIND IT!!
Yusuke: I'm not gonna go find your stupid sucker!! I'M ON MY SUMMER VACATION!!
Koenma: YOU'D BETTER FIND IT OR I'LL FIRE YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES!!!!
Yusuke: * steaming and stomping away* STUPID KOENMA!! I HATE YOUR STUPID BABY GUTS!!
Koenma: I'M NOT A BABY!!!!! YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT!!!
Botan: Maybe you should've just let me do it, Koenma sir.
Koenma: No, I don't want that delinquint to get lazy over his Summer vacation.
Botan: Koenma sir, do you think that for once you could start paying Yusuke? I mean he is going through some problems at home and I. besides. Koenma!! I want a new kimono!!
Koenma: YOUR OLD KIMONO IS JUST FINE!!
Botan: I'VE BEEN WEARING THIS EVER SINCE I STARTED TO DO THIS CRAPPY JOB!!!
Koenma: This job isn't that bad. is it?
Botan: Accually Koenma, I personally think that-
Yusuke: I got the stupid binki for you Koenma!!!
Koenma: Yusuke, why is it pink?
Yusuke: Hehe..^-^;
Botan: See!! EVEN YUSUKE IS GETTING TIRED OF THIS JOB!!
Yusuke: Yeah!! I DON'T LIKE TAKING UP MY FREE TIME JUST TO GO AND FIND YOUR LOST BINKIS!!!
Botan:Hear me out Koenma! PAY US OR WE QUIT!!!
Koenma: What are you going to do with money, Botan?
Botan: I want to get a new kimono!!
Yusuke: There's a kimono store on my block!! You should go there sometime!
Botan: If I had any money!!!
Yusuke: * holds out $100 *
Botan: Where did you get that money?
Yusuke: Just a little something inside of a certain wallet I 'borrowed'!
Koenma: See?! I don't have to pay him!! He lives off of other people's money!!
Botan: Thank you Yusuke. Koenma-sama, I quit. Now you're gonna have to find yourself a new ferry girl!! * hops on her oar*
Yusuke: *hops on too *
Botan: * Flies away *
In the air.
Yusuke: Botan.
Botan: Yes, Yusuke?
Yusuke: Um. I don't think we're gonna be up here much longer.
Botan: Why? * Her oar blinks and disappears *
Botan & Yusuke: @_@ SHIIIIIIIIII- * they fall down out of thin air *
( Who happened to be walking by when they fell?)
Yusuke: KUWABARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Kuwabara:* Looks up * huh?
BOOM!!! BAM!!!&()!*^*)!&!@#~!!!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: GET OFF OF ME URAMESHI!!!!
Yusuke:Shut-up Kuwabara!!
Kuwabara: Hey, why is Botan with you? Did Koenma assign us another case?
Some odd lady: * walks by * Oh my god! Look at that blue-haired girl!!
Her friend: Oh my god! Who does your hair?
Another friend: Oh my god! It's sooooo cute!!
All 3: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! * They walk away *
Botan: O_o
Kuwabara: C'mon. Let's get you looking normal.
Yusuke: Leave that to me! I know just the person who can help!
10 minutes later.
Yusuke: * knock knock knock * KEIKO!!!
Keiko: * opens the door * Hey Botan!!! Oh. Hi Yusuke.
Yusuke: Botan needs to look normal. Can you help her out?
Keiko: That shouldn't be hard.
Yusuke: Ok. Come find me, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei at the arcade when your done! I'm gonna go get them right now!
Keiko: OK!! Well Botan, let's get started!
At Hiei's tree.
Yusuke: HIEI!!! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE AND COME TO THE ARCADE WITH US!!!
Hiei: NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN WITH YOU THREE!!!
Kurama: Please Hiei?
Hiei: NOOOOOOOOO!! LEAVE ME ALONE, FOX!!!
Yusuke: * Leans against the tree * Hmph. Too bad Hiei. I guess Yukina will just have to weep in sorrow because her big brother isn't coming to the arcade to see her. Oh well. Let's go guys.
Hiei: :( WHY ME?!?
At the arcade.
Yusuke:So Hiei, you suddenly decided to join us?
Hiei: No, I just came here to visit Yukina.
A voice: Yusuke?
All: * turn around to see.*
Yusuke: BOTAN?!?!
Keiko: C'mon Yusuke, she doesn't look that different! (a/n: Botan has her hair in a bun, a silky-bluish flower kimono, blue sandals, & a pink flower in her hair)
Yusuke: That's normal?
Keiko: It is to me!!
Hiei & Kurama & Kuwabara: * jaw drop *
Hiei: * gets flowers * ( a/n: Hiei? Flowers? OH NO!!!)
Kuwabara: *runs to Botan * Botan, will you b-
Yukina: KAZUMAAAAAA!!
Kuwabara: * backs away from Botan *
Kurama: * steals Hiei's flowers *
Hiei: HEY!! KURAMA!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?
Kurama: Because you're short and I can!!! * walks to Botan *
Botan: * Gulps *
Kurama: * bows and hands Botan the flowers *
Hiei: KURAMA!!!!! * runs over to him and punches him * GIMME BACK MY FLOWERS!!!
Kurama:NO!! SHE'S NOT YOUR TYPE!!
Hiei: Neither were you, but you didn't hear me complain!!!
Botan & Yusuke & Keiko & Kuwabara & Yukina: X_x
Botan: * tries to slip out of the door * (a/n: but before she does.)
BOOM!!
In the morning.
Yusuke: Botan.Botan?? BOTAN!!!
Botan: WHAT!??
Yusuke: You go hit on the head with a frying pan. I took you to Koenma. He said you can have your job back! ME TOO!! But he still won't pay us.
Botan: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Yusuke: * sigh * You can tell her when she wakes up.
Koenma: Me?! Why?!
Yusuke: * Picks up Koenma by the collar * 'CUZ I SAID SO!!!
Koenma:ok.
Yusuke: * walks away *
Outside.
Botan: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!??!?!
Yusuke: I guess she woke up.
The End
No Pay, No Help
Koenma: Yusuke, I have another mission for you to do.
Yusuke: What?
Koenma: * cries * I LOST MY PACIFIER!! YOU HAVE TO GO AND FIND IT!!
Yusuke: I'm not gonna go find your stupid sucker!! I'M ON MY SUMMER VACATION!!
Koenma: YOU'D BETTER FIND IT OR I'LL FIRE YOU AND YOUR BUDDIES!!!!
Yusuke: * steaming and stomping away* STUPID KOENMA!! I HATE YOUR STUPID BABY GUTS!!
Koenma: I'M NOT A BABY!!!!! YOU JUST REMEMBER THAT!!!
Botan: Maybe you should've just let me do it, Koenma sir.
Koenma: No, I don't want that delinquint to get lazy over his Summer vacation.
Botan: Koenma sir, do you think that for once you could start paying Yusuke? I mean he is going through some problems at home and I. besides. Koenma!! I want a new kimono!!
Koenma: YOUR OLD KIMONO IS JUST FINE!!
Botan: I'VE BEEN WEARING THIS EVER SINCE I STARTED TO DO THIS CRAPPY JOB!!!
Koenma: This job isn't that bad. is it?
Botan: Accually Koenma, I personally think that-
Yusuke: I got the stupid binki for you Koenma!!!
Koenma: Yusuke, why is it pink?
Yusuke: Hehe..^-^;
Botan: See!! EVEN YUSUKE IS GETTING TIRED OF THIS JOB!!
Yusuke: Yeah!! I DON'T LIKE TAKING UP MY FREE TIME JUST TO GO AND FIND YOUR LOST BINKIS!!!
Botan:Hear me out Koenma! PAY US OR WE QUIT!!!
Koenma: What are you going to do with money, Botan?
Botan: I want to get a new kimono!!
Yusuke: There's a kimono store on my block!! You should go there sometime!
Botan: If I had any money!!!
Yusuke: * holds out $100 *
Botan: Where did you get that money?
Yusuke: Just a little something inside of a certain wallet I 'borrowed'!
Koenma: See?! I don't have to pay him!! He lives off of other people's money!!
Botan: Thank you Yusuke. Koenma-sama, I quit. Now you're gonna have to find yourself a new ferry girl!! * hops on her oar*
Yusuke: *hops on too *
Botan: * Flies away *
In the air.
Yusuke: Botan.
Botan: Yes, Yusuke?
Yusuke: Um. I don't think we're gonna be up here much longer.
Botan: Why? * Her oar blinks and disappears *
Botan & Yusuke: @_@ SHIIIIIIIIII- * they fall down out of thin air *
( Who happened to be walking by when they fell?)
Yusuke: KUWABARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Kuwabara:* Looks up * huh?
BOOM!!! BAM!!!&()!*^*)!&!@#~!!!!!!!!!
Kuwabara: GET OFF OF ME URAMESHI!!!!
Yusuke:Shut-up Kuwabara!!
Kuwabara: Hey, why is Botan with you? Did Koenma assign us another case?
Some odd lady: * walks by * Oh my god! Look at that blue-haired girl!!
Her friend: Oh my god! Who does your hair?
Another friend: Oh my god! It's sooooo cute!!
All 3: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!! * They walk away *
Botan: O_o
Kuwabara: C'mon. Let's get you looking normal.
Yusuke: Leave that to me! I know just the person who can help!
10 minutes later.
Yusuke: * knock knock knock * KEIKO!!!
Keiko: * opens the door * Hey Botan!!! Oh. Hi Yusuke.
Yusuke: Botan needs to look normal. Can you help her out?
Keiko: That shouldn't be hard.
Yusuke: Ok. Come find me, Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei at the arcade when your done! I'm gonna go get them right now!
Keiko: OK!! Well Botan, let's get started!
At Hiei's tree.
Yusuke: HIEI!!! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE AND COME TO THE ARCADE WITH US!!!
Hiei: NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE SEEN WITH YOU THREE!!!
Kurama: Please Hiei?
Hiei: NOOOOOOOOO!! LEAVE ME ALONE, FOX!!!
Yusuke: * Leans against the tree * Hmph. Too bad Hiei. I guess Yukina will just have to weep in sorrow because her big brother isn't coming to the arcade to see her. Oh well. Let's go guys.
Hiei: :( WHY ME?!?
At the arcade.
Yusuke:So Hiei, you suddenly decided to join us?
Hiei: No, I just came here to visit Yukina.
A voice: Yusuke?
All: * turn around to see.*
Yusuke: BOTAN?!?!
Keiko: C'mon Yusuke, she doesn't look that different! (a/n: Botan has her hair in a bun, a silky-bluish flower kimono, blue sandals, & a pink flower in her hair)
Yusuke: That's normal?
Keiko: It is to me!!
Hiei & Kurama & Kuwabara: * jaw drop *
Hiei: * gets flowers * ( a/n: Hiei? Flowers? OH NO!!!)
Kuwabara: *runs to Botan * Botan, will you b-
Yukina: KAZUMAAAAAA!!
Kuwabara: * backs away from Botan *
Kurama: * steals Hiei's flowers *
Hiei: HEY!! KURAMA!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?
Kurama: Because you're short and I can!!! * walks to Botan *
Botan: * Gulps *
Kurama: * bows and hands Botan the flowers *
Hiei: KURAMA!!!!! * runs over to him and punches him * GIMME BACK MY FLOWERS!!!
Kurama:NO!! SHE'S NOT YOUR TYPE!!
Hiei: Neither were you, but you didn't hear me complain!!!
Botan & Yusuke & Keiko & Kuwabara & Yukina: X_x
Botan: * tries to slip out of the door * (a/n: but before she does.)
BOOM!!
In the morning.
Yusuke: Botan.Botan?? BOTAN!!!
Botan: WHAT!??
Yusuke: You go hit on the head with a frying pan. I took you to Koenma. He said you can have your job back! ME TOO!! But he still won't pay us.
Botan: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Yusuke: * sigh * You can tell her when she wakes up.
Koenma: Me?! Why?!
Yusuke: * Picks up Koenma by the collar * 'CUZ I SAID SO!!!
Koenma:ok.
Yusuke: * walks away *
Outside.
Botan: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!??!?!
Yusuke: I guess she woke up.
The End