JR: Hello everyone and welcome to another Raw. Tonight part two of the Intercontal Championship tournament is happen.
King: Yeah and look at this JR. Shane just put the names in a list. No one knows who is fighting who tonight.
Screen shows this list:
Jeffy
Sparkle
Matty
Bobbie
RVD
Dee
Flame
Christina J
JR: Well King the first fight is gonna happen any minute soon…What in the world.
The shot is of the fighters and the Divas. Stacy is standing if front of them.
Stacy: Ok girls lission up. Our first match is Gonna Be…Sparkle and Flame, so get out there.
Sparkle looks at Flame, and Flame looks at sparkle. The both walk out.
JR: King Sparkle and Flame going at it.
King: I know, poor Sparkle.
TV Brake
Last Man Standing: Hello. Do you hate Eric Bishoff. Do you think he should be roosted on an open fire. Well then if you ever are within 6 feet of him, grab him and send him to me at this address.
666 6th Street, Fuck Bum, Nowhere
Believe me it's worth the time.
End Brake. Flame is already in the ring and Sparkle is just climbing to the ring. She gets in and attacks Flame head on. Flame easily shoves Sparkle across the ring. Sparkle gets up and jumps on Flames back. Flame rams her back with Sparkle on it into the counter. As Sparkle is getting up she walks into a chock slam. Flame gets the pin.
King: You know JR, Sparkle didn't have a chance.
JR: You never know king, you never know.
Kate is walking into Stephanie's and Shane's office.
Kate: Stephanie, we need to talk about the Stage Match.
Stephanie: What do you want to know?
Kate: You explained everything on how everyone else could win, but you never mention how I win.
Stephanie: Oh, your right. I guess with everyone else having more difficult things to explain, we forgot about you. All you have to do is pin the same person two times. See the person who comes from that last Stage get's pinned by you. They go back. The happen to win again, you pin them again and win. All you have to do is pin one person two times. That's it.
Kate: Really? Cool, I can do that.
*Oh Yeah!*
Matty Hardy has made her way to the ring and is awaiting here opponent. Stacy came on the titantron.
Stacy: Matty your opponent is gonna gave you quite the run for your money. So I suggest you hope for a Twist of fate.
The lights went out and then the neon girl came out.
JR :King it's Jeffy!
Jeffy hit the ring and started throwing punches at Matty. Matty was a little caught of guard, but so gained control over Jeffy. As the to sibs once again went at it Lita made her way down the ramp. She walked around the ring and waited for the right time. Matty had just hit TOF and was going for the pin. Lita jumped onto the mat the ref was to bissy with Lita to get the count in. At this point of time Matty jumps up and starts bad mouthing the ref. Jeffy recovers, hits her own TOF and Swanton. Hinch winning the match. Lita had left right away, so Jeffy never knew what had happen till after the match when Matty yelled something about it.
Jeffy ran to the back and caught up with Lita.
Jeffy: Lita what are you doing. If I had lost that match it wouldn't have mattered. Why did you cost Matty the match?
Lita: I had to, Let's just say it's revenge.
Jeffy: Well you know what. You keep your revenge out of my matches with Matty or you'll feel a true Twist Of Fate.
It the WWE Parking lot.
Chastity: For the billionth time. Just yell out "The color of your crystal, Crystal Dimand Power" That's it!
T-Boy: It don't think they have the brain power to do this.
Raven: Quit, I'm trying to think, of what color this is.
Billy: For the love of….
JR: What a night. King so far Flame and Jeffy are both advancing to the Finals.
King: I know. I just can't wait to see who else is going to the finals.
JR: Yeah, but to let our viewers know. WWE's next PPV Judgment Day, A Changed View. Is sponsored by The Sims In Space.
King: Last Man Standing's Pelage to get Eric Bishoff.
JR: And By Bugler King. Want some?
*Van Dam!*
RVD comes out to the ring and is ready to go.
*I'll never see the sight of heaven.*
JR: Oh My God King, It's Christina, You know what that means don't you.
King: The Queen of the world is gonna show RVD how it done?
JR: No. It means The Dudleys are the main event tonight!
King: Bobbie VS Dee….I can't believe it. But never mind them. It's time for…
Christina J: I'm Queen of The World.
King: What she said.
Well Christina took a little to much time on talking about herself RVD just came up behind he and gave her a good kick to the head, then rolled her p for the pin count.
JR: OH MY GOD RVD HAS BROKEN THE RECODE FOR SHORTEST MATCH!
Christina J: What?!? NO I WAS ROBBED!!!!!
Christina is running around like a chicken with her head cut of, kicking everything.
Stephanie: I told her she should talk about herself after the matches
Kate: What intelligent she's showed.
Shane: Hay, that's just funny. And the official time of the match was 10.5 seconds.
Stephanie: Now that's nice.
Kate: I could do better.
Austin: What the hell? I am not some sort of Power Ranger!
Zara: Sailor Moon is more like it.
Chastity: Will you shut up. I mean I'm hoping you'll make it in on time, but I'm doubting you.
T-Boy: I'm going to McDonalds want something?
Chastity: No Food for them. Not until we finish.
Vince's Head shows up.
Vince: I'll take something.
T-Boy: You're the bad guy. I can't get you food.
Vince: What about that deal we made?
T-Boy: Just because I meet you in hell that one time, and told you I would work for doesn't mean a thing. I just said that so you would leave.
Vince: Dammit I'm Vince McMahan, and I want McDonalds!
T-Boy: To Bad!
Drop The Bomb comes on and Bobbie walks out first. Then Comes Dee. Bobbie starts pulling out the wood the gets in the ring. Bobbie grabs the microphone and Dee stand in the corner.
Bobbie: Alright, lission up. Me and Dee decided that A normal match ain't for us. So we're gonna have ourselves a table match, so Dee I'm sorry for putting your ass through a table.
Dee take the microphone.
Dee: Same for me.
Dee nails Bobbie with the microphone and then whips her of the ropes into a clothesline. Kick, punch, jump, hop, poke, Stooge Trick, bit, starch, pull. After all this, Bobbie has Dee laid out and she's got that look.
Bobbie: BOBBIE! GET THE TABLE!!!!!!!
Bobbie pulls a table into the ring and sets in up. She puts Dee on it and Climbs the turnbuckle.
JR: She's getting ready to that move again.
King: It's called the Dudley Bome.
Bobbie goes for the move and Dee moves off the table. Bobbie goes through the table. Dee quickly drags a table into the ring and to the counter. Dragging Bobbie up and dose a muckraker on her, through a table. The bell sounds.
JR: My Goodness King, Dee's advancing.
King: I know.
Dee is dragging Bobbie up. She's so out of it.
JR: King, Jeffy, Flame, RVD, and Dee all have a chance at being the Intercontal Champion!
King: It's great!