[pic]The Love Note
Special note thank you Shay for helping me with my abysmal French. Love ya lots
I own nothing I am broke This is slash this is dirty this has a little French and a little Japanese in it but I translate for ya. This is hilarious well at least I think it is. But I might be a little partial since I wrote it. tell me what you think. This is also really short. I don't think this is exactly NC-17 since they don't actually have sex however I think It is a strong R Reader digression is advise. I don't feel like spell checking so :P and I don't know how to get accent marks with my damn key bored.
Draco was sitting two rows behind Harry, bored to death because Professor Snape was giving another one of his boring lectures on potions. They were supposed to be taking notes but Draco had another idea. He took out a piece of parchment and began writing Harry a letter. Harry once told Draco that he loved receiving letters because when he read them, he felt like Draco was there with him. Harry told Draco about how he would read the letters over and over again when he was alone. How, over the long lonely summers he would take great pleasure in rereading those letters. In truth Draco enjoyed writing them to Harry.
As Draco finished writing his letter, he whispered to Hermione to hand it to Harry. But before she could answer Professor Snape bellowed.
"Mr. Malfoy, you are to be taking notes, not passing them in my class, now stand up and read your note to the whole class."
Draco stood up, and unfolded the letter. He did not mind reading it to the whole class since no one except Harry would understand it, he hoped. With a sturdy voice, Draco began reading.
Mon bien-aimé Harry,
Harry, mon amour, Je veux sucer ton penis! Je parie que te goûte doux et amer Je veux être enfouis en toi si fort, oui, dans ton si jolie et sexy derière. et je le veux MAINTENANT! Je t'aime, sexy... Je te veux comme un fou... si fort mmm! Je veux être en toi si fort.Je veux laisser ma semence profondément. Je veux te faire crier mon nom de plaisir. Mon Dieu que je t'aime, Harry
When he finished every one looked at him trying to figure out what the hell he just said. Professor Snape had his mouth hanging open shocked trying to regain his composure before speaking.
"Vous êtes incroyablement stupide, mais cela fut très amusant. Toutefois, je parle français. Diable, Je suis Français et vous, vous allez avoir de gros problèmes."
"Kusu," Draco replied turning red. He was screwed and Snape was mad.
"Watashi wa Nihongo O hanashimasu." Answered Snape. Draco just gave up and sat down he knew he was going to get one hell of a detention. "Mr. Malfoy you will be back here in my classroom right after dinner for the next two days, understand."
"Oui, Professor Snape." Draco answered
" bâtard graisseux " Draco muttered under his breath."
"I heard that. Make it the next week."
THE END
The letter
My beloved boyfriend Harry
Harry my lover I want to suck your cock! I bet it taste so sweet, a bitter. I want to be in your ass very badly, yes your nice hot tight ass. and I want it NOW! I love you sexy... I want you bad... so bad mmm! I want to be in you so badly. I want to leave my cum deep in you. i want to make you scream my name with pleasure. My God I love you Harry"
Snape's response
You are incredibly stupid, though it was very amusing however I speak French hell I am French and you are in very deep trouble.
Kusu Shit
"Watashi wa Nihongo O hanashimasu."
I speak Japanese too.
I am only in Japanese level 2 so if I got that a little wrong I am sorry
Oui
French for Yes
bâtard graisseux
greasy bastard
And once again thank you Shay
Leave a review please.
Special note thank you Shay for helping me with my abysmal French. Love ya lots
I own nothing I am broke This is slash this is dirty this has a little French and a little Japanese in it but I translate for ya. This is hilarious well at least I think it is. But I might be a little partial since I wrote it. tell me what you think. This is also really short. I don't think this is exactly NC-17 since they don't actually have sex however I think It is a strong R Reader digression is advise. I don't feel like spell checking so :P and I don't know how to get accent marks with my damn key bored.
Draco was sitting two rows behind Harry, bored to death because Professor Snape was giving another one of his boring lectures on potions. They were supposed to be taking notes but Draco had another idea. He took out a piece of parchment and began writing Harry a letter. Harry once told Draco that he loved receiving letters because when he read them, he felt like Draco was there with him. Harry told Draco about how he would read the letters over and over again when he was alone. How, over the long lonely summers he would take great pleasure in rereading those letters. In truth Draco enjoyed writing them to Harry.
As Draco finished writing his letter, he whispered to Hermione to hand it to Harry. But before she could answer Professor Snape bellowed.
"Mr. Malfoy, you are to be taking notes, not passing them in my class, now stand up and read your note to the whole class."
Draco stood up, and unfolded the letter. He did not mind reading it to the whole class since no one except Harry would understand it, he hoped. With a sturdy voice, Draco began reading.
Mon bien-aimé Harry,
Harry, mon amour, Je veux sucer ton penis! Je parie que te goûte doux et amer Je veux être enfouis en toi si fort, oui, dans ton si jolie et sexy derière. et je le veux MAINTENANT! Je t'aime, sexy... Je te veux comme un fou... si fort mmm! Je veux être en toi si fort.Je veux laisser ma semence profondément. Je veux te faire crier mon nom de plaisir. Mon Dieu que je t'aime, Harry
When he finished every one looked at him trying to figure out what the hell he just said. Professor Snape had his mouth hanging open shocked trying to regain his composure before speaking.
"Vous êtes incroyablement stupide, mais cela fut très amusant. Toutefois, je parle français. Diable, Je suis Français et vous, vous allez avoir de gros problèmes."
"Kusu," Draco replied turning red. He was screwed and Snape was mad.
"Watashi wa Nihongo O hanashimasu." Answered Snape. Draco just gave up and sat down he knew he was going to get one hell of a detention. "Mr. Malfoy you will be back here in my classroom right after dinner for the next two days, understand."
"Oui, Professor Snape." Draco answered
" bâtard graisseux " Draco muttered under his breath."
"I heard that. Make it the next week."
THE END
The letter
My beloved boyfriend Harry
Harry my lover I want to suck your cock! I bet it taste so sweet, a bitter. I want to be in your ass very badly, yes your nice hot tight ass. and I want it NOW! I love you sexy... I want you bad... so bad mmm! I want to be in you so badly. I want to leave my cum deep in you. i want to make you scream my name with pleasure. My God I love you Harry"
Snape's response
You are incredibly stupid, though it was very amusing however I speak French hell I am French and you are in very deep trouble.
Kusu Shit
"Watashi wa Nihongo O hanashimasu."
I speak Japanese too.
I am only in Japanese level 2 so if I got that a little wrong I am sorry
Oui
French for Yes
bâtard graisseux
greasy bastard
And once again thank you Shay
Leave a review please.