Hay everyone I just got back from the House Show, up here In Anchorage, Alaska aka The State Of High Mattitude. It was great. John Cena lost his Kiss My Ass match with Rikishi. They beat up Rikishi and John pulled his pants down. It's didn't got well for him. But he dose have very nice ass on him. Matt was great. Crash, The Tailor Park Family, Los Guerreros, Team Angle, Dawn Marie, Brock "I can't swing a chair to look like it hit" Lesnar, Big Show, Haymen, Spanky, Tajiri…Everyone. They did screw up over, for they were running late and we're going to missed there plan. So the Ended Brock vs. Big Show (No DQ) with one chair shot. The Beer Bottles flew and Haymen got hit and the head, before his F5. (Brock also F5ed Team Angle)

Anyway enjoy the story! It's getting close to the end.

T-Boy

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JR: Hello everyone and welcome to Raw! Tonight our main event is for the WWE Tag Titles, but the question is are our Champions able to compete? How about the changers. If you missed Smakedown last week, here's a look aback.

King: Yeah, C&C took out Dee with a con-chair-to and Bobbie and Sparkle left C&C through tables and in a pool of blood.

Show clips of Smakedown.

*I'm all grown up*

King: Stephanie's coming out to give the new WWE Tag Belts to C&C.

Stephanie walks to the ring. She takes a microphone and stands by the belts that are in a glass case.

Stephanie: Christina and Christina J please come out here and get your belts.

*I'll never see the sight of heaven*

C&C walks down to the ring, a little battered, but the look fine.

Stephanie: Girls you worked hard for these belts. I am pround to crown you the New WWE Tag Champions.

Stephanie takes the glass off the belts and hands each of the girls the belts. Christina J take the microphone.

Christina J: Stephanie, I'm glade to have my…our new belts, but we do not see it fit we have to put the title up against the Dudley's. I mean they put us through tables.

Stephanie: Christina, lission to me. There is no way your getting out of this. You came close though. You see Dee is not able to compete this week, and the match was gonna be pushed to next weeks smakedown, but Bobbie came up with a better idea. Instead of you facing Bobbie and Dee, you will be facing Bobbie and Sparkle.

The crowd goes wild.

Christina J: What!?! No! You can't do this!

Stephanie: But I can and I have, so C&C good luck.

JR: King it's Sparkle and Bobbie VS C&C!

King: I know….Puppies!

Yes King's sudden outburst was right. The shot starts off with puppies, but as the camera pulls back we see it's Brandy! Brandy is stretching and wearing her new belt. Then the scene changes to a shot of little Chuck.

JR: The WWE Step Championship match is next.

Some Old Lady: Hello everyone. I'm here to tell you that our children have been exposed to many evil things, but I never thought that one of the best things in education, such as writing would become so discussing. The other day I was reading my child's newest story and became mortified when I came to find the story was about to of her Favort celebrities doing sexual act. Please help me put and end to slash fiction, by calling this number. 1-800-STOP-SLASH. It's for our children.

The next commercial

Large group of young Women and Men sitting in a classroom and the women in the corner set gets up and walks to the blackboard and writes "SLASH." Then she sits down, and a young man stands up, and repeats the process the young women had done, but her write "Fiction." Then from the back of the room a Young Man and Women walk to the front of the room.

Young Man: Slash fiction is not an evil,

Young Women: It's just another story type.

Young Man: If you rid of Slash Fiction writing, you might as well just take away our right to learn how to write in the first place.

Young Women: It may not seem like much to many, but It's just a hobby. Don't take things so over board. So why can't you just leave us alone.

Shot of the board. Then "It's just another type of story" appears under the written "Slash Fiction."