Mission :: Hiccups
By Axisor & Silver Dragonfly
:: Part V ::
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Recap ::
. The kitchen door flew open as one Duo Maxwell burst in glancing over his shoulder and thus did not see the 'upside' down Trowa and crashed into him, sending the silent pilot rolling across the floor.
Yet this only slowed Duo as his focus came to the rooms current occupants, and their positions. With a feral grin he moved towards Heero who simply glared at him. However, like his earlier glares, this was one was rendered useless, not by the hiccups, but by the rosy red Heero's face had turned to via the rush of blood to his head.
"Gee He-man, I've always wanted to find out if you were ticklish."
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The resulting fiasco would be in the pilot's memories for days and years to come. Had any of their other acquaintances, be they crazy doctor or Preventer, never would they have believed their eyes.
Quatre looked from the still somewhat peanut butter coated pilot to the still upside down Heero and gulped. With careful steps he began to back away slowly and prayed that either Trowa got out of the way fast, or Wufei arrived in time to stop Duo.
Heero frowned. He didn't like the sounds of that at all. Heero also forgot he was upside down... and what an upside down frown looked like so, therefore, he didn't compensate. Duo took the smile as a sign of encouragement.
Trowa rolled over beside the couch, and tried to not watch the horrible scene that was about to unfold. He attempted to distract himself by examining his bangs for any damage to their already fragile structural integrity.
"Om*hiccup*ae o*hiccup* Ko*hiccup*ros*hiccup*o Duo*hiccup* no Ba*hiccup*ka!" Heero growled out in his normal monotone, save for the traitorous hiccups.
Duo laughed.
Heero's frown deepened, or in other words, from Duo's point of view, the 'grin' grew. Arms and hands extended; fingers began to twitch with anticipation. Then all chaos broke loose!
Duo dove at Heero's stomach with a yell. Heero pushed off the ground with his hands to try and get enough height to flip. Wufei came charging in the room with his katana held high over his head, both dripping with water. Quatre squeaked in surprise and held the Hiccup Book over his head. Trowa raised his arms to protect his bangs.
With a swipe at the bouncing braid, the highly sharpened blade sliced through the book instead. Pages, pictures, binding, and bits of cover went flying everywhere, some sticking to Wufei's now starch-less sagging pants.
Duo ended up knocking into Heero's feet. Heero lost his intended trajectory, and instead of landing on his hands clear of Duo, he hit the table with a resounding crack. The sudden collapse of one of the table launched an innocent looking bag of flour(having been placed there in the hunt for sugar and peanut butter) into the air. A loud 'Poof' sounded as it found a target, the soaking wet Chinese pilot's head.
The resulting crash and muttered oaths filled the room and beyond. Faster then Heero could say Omae o Korosu (without the hiccups), 40 Mauguanacs arrived filling every doorway and window.
Quatre's face suddenly became stop-sign red with embarrassment, and didn't know where to start with resolving this problem... so he tried to do it all at once. He yelled at Wufei and Duo for making such a mess while apologizing to Wufei for having the flour out; it was supposed to be the next cure to try. Along with doing that, Quatre was telling his big fighting friends there was no attacks, thanked them for their promptness, and asked them to get out of the very cramped kitchen.
Heero glared heavily at all who remained in the room, as far as he was concerned this was through. He would not be put through any more of these so called cures.a hiccup interrupted his thoughts.however it didn't come from him. He quickly glanced at the others, Wufei's eyes looked wide in shock and an edge of fear.
Then there was another hiccup, this too did not originate from Heero, but the surprise and added burst of red to Quatre's face confirmed the source.
Heero pondered this for a moment, his thoughts accompanied by a few random hiccups both from himself and the others. Then it escaped.one brief chuckle... then another in moments the chuckles developed into a full- bodied laugh. The other pilot stared in shock.Heero was laughing. They continued to stare as this proceeded for the next five minutes, the others all finding themselves hiccupping at random, but not once was Heero's laughter interrupted by a hiccup. he'd finally been cured of them, and instead the other pilots had acquired them.
By Axisor & Silver Dragonfly
:: Part V ::
-------------------
Recap ::
. The kitchen door flew open as one Duo Maxwell burst in glancing over his shoulder and thus did not see the 'upside' down Trowa and crashed into him, sending the silent pilot rolling across the floor.
Yet this only slowed Duo as his focus came to the rooms current occupants, and their positions. With a feral grin he moved towards Heero who simply glared at him. However, like his earlier glares, this was one was rendered useless, not by the hiccups, but by the rosy red Heero's face had turned to via the rush of blood to his head.
"Gee He-man, I've always wanted to find out if you were ticklish."
---
The resulting fiasco would be in the pilot's memories for days and years to come. Had any of their other acquaintances, be they crazy doctor or Preventer, never would they have believed their eyes.
Quatre looked from the still somewhat peanut butter coated pilot to the still upside down Heero and gulped. With careful steps he began to back away slowly and prayed that either Trowa got out of the way fast, or Wufei arrived in time to stop Duo.
Heero frowned. He didn't like the sounds of that at all. Heero also forgot he was upside down... and what an upside down frown looked like so, therefore, he didn't compensate. Duo took the smile as a sign of encouragement.
Trowa rolled over beside the couch, and tried to not watch the horrible scene that was about to unfold. He attempted to distract himself by examining his bangs for any damage to their already fragile structural integrity.
"Om*hiccup*ae o*hiccup* Ko*hiccup*ros*hiccup*o Duo*hiccup* no Ba*hiccup*ka!" Heero growled out in his normal monotone, save for the traitorous hiccups.
Duo laughed.
Heero's frown deepened, or in other words, from Duo's point of view, the 'grin' grew. Arms and hands extended; fingers began to twitch with anticipation. Then all chaos broke loose!
Duo dove at Heero's stomach with a yell. Heero pushed off the ground with his hands to try and get enough height to flip. Wufei came charging in the room with his katana held high over his head, both dripping with water. Quatre squeaked in surprise and held the Hiccup Book over his head. Trowa raised his arms to protect his bangs.
With a swipe at the bouncing braid, the highly sharpened blade sliced through the book instead. Pages, pictures, binding, and bits of cover went flying everywhere, some sticking to Wufei's now starch-less sagging pants.
Duo ended up knocking into Heero's feet. Heero lost his intended trajectory, and instead of landing on his hands clear of Duo, he hit the table with a resounding crack. The sudden collapse of one of the table launched an innocent looking bag of flour(having been placed there in the hunt for sugar and peanut butter) into the air. A loud 'Poof' sounded as it found a target, the soaking wet Chinese pilot's head.
The resulting crash and muttered oaths filled the room and beyond. Faster then Heero could say Omae o Korosu (without the hiccups), 40 Mauguanacs arrived filling every doorway and window.
Quatre's face suddenly became stop-sign red with embarrassment, and didn't know where to start with resolving this problem... so he tried to do it all at once. He yelled at Wufei and Duo for making such a mess while apologizing to Wufei for having the flour out; it was supposed to be the next cure to try. Along with doing that, Quatre was telling his big fighting friends there was no attacks, thanked them for their promptness, and asked them to get out of the very cramped kitchen.
Heero glared heavily at all who remained in the room, as far as he was concerned this was through. He would not be put through any more of these so called cures.a hiccup interrupted his thoughts.however it didn't come from him. He quickly glanced at the others, Wufei's eyes looked wide in shock and an edge of fear.
Then there was another hiccup, this too did not originate from Heero, but the surprise and added burst of red to Quatre's face confirmed the source.
Heero pondered this for a moment, his thoughts accompanied by a few random hiccups both from himself and the others. Then it escaped.one brief chuckle... then another in moments the chuckles developed into a full- bodied laugh. The other pilot stared in shock.Heero was laughing. They continued to stare as this proceeded for the next five minutes, the others all finding themselves hiccupping at random, but not once was Heero's laughter interrupted by a hiccup. he'd finally been cured of them, and instead the other pilots had acquired them.