Title: Hello Wisconsin!
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The Forman Basement………………
Fez, Hyde, Jackie, Eric and Donna are all hanging out in the Forman basement. The two couples are wildly making out. Donna and Eric on the couch and Jackie and Hyde in Hyde's chair.
"Oh, if I only had someone to make out with. Yes. Poor Fez, with nobody to make out with. No tongue down his throat."
The only answer is the sound of four sets of lips smacking.
"Ay me! If only a beautiful, whore would drop out of the sky for Fez!
"Hey Fez, either shut up or go outside." Hyde said in an annoyed voice.
"Yeah Fez, nobody just drops out of the-CRASH! Jackie was interrupted.
"What the hell was that?" Donna said as she broke away from Eric.
"Oh, Kelso probably just forgot he needs to open the door first and ran into it. Now where were we?" Eric said as he pulled Donna back to him.
Fez jumped up to investigate while the other four continued to make out. All five froze when they heard voices out side. "I told you they'd crash the ship. Now pay up Kit," a smug female voice answered.
Fez opened the door and got a look of Kitty Pryd stepping out of a big black ship. "It is my whore! There is a God!"
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Earlier in the Blackbird………
"Bobby, pay attention. This is serious. St. John! Damnit boys this is not the simulator. You could kill somebody!" Scott's voice rang our sharply.
"Sorry sir" the boys answered simultaneously.
"Ten bucks they crash the plane" Jubilee said to Kitty Pryd and Rogue.
"Nah Jubes, ten bucks they crash the plane because St. John does something stupid, and they're both busy laughing" Rogue grinned.
"Girls, if you're going to place bets, at least bet more money of something that's practically a certainty," Ororo Munroe told them in a serious voice. Only her sparkling eyes told you she was joking.
"Alright, seriously now buckle up, it looks like some rather nasty weather up ahead." Jean told the crew with a frown on her face.
"Scott, can you come here for a minute?" Ororo said as she moved to the cabin window and viewed the scene that was making Jean frown.
"I think perhaps we should call the lesson of. Look at it out there."
"Where did those clouds come from?"
"I don't know but they're not natural. Look how dark they are."
"Storm, can you do anything about them?"
Ororo's eyes glowed white and she concentrated her vision on the clouds in front of them. A flash of lightning bolted through the mass and appeared to make a beeline for Ororo. She gasped once and dropped to the floor, unconscious.
The plane began to rock violently as it entered the giant billowing clouds. A crack of thunder went through the Blackbird and suddenly the air was clear again, and Ororo was conscious.
"We need to make an emergency landing. St. John, head for the nearest airport.
Bobby call ahead and get clearance." Scott told them in full on Fearless Leader mode.
"Righto Captain Scooter!" St. John cracked.
Scott glared at him. "I'm sorry sir, the cloud made me do it."
"The cloud is past St. John, just land the plane." Scott told him coolly.
"Um, Bobby, that house down there isn't an airport." Rogue said, in a strange voice as she noticed the plane dipping closer and closer to the ground.
"That's impossible Rogue, there's no change in the readings here." Jean said looking at the gages over Bobby's shoulder.
"Look for yourself though, that house is coming close enough to make out the color of it and the tacky weathervane on the neighbor's lawn, and-CRASH Jubilee was cut out when the plane met the earth.
"Is anybody hurt?" Scott asked.
"Rogue?"
"No."
"Kitty?"
"I'm fine."
"Jubilee."
"Peachy keen."
"Bobby"
"I'm good."
"Jean, Storm, and St. John are fine." Scott said more to himself than to the others.
"Let's get moving and survey the damage," Storm said quickly.
Rogue, Kitty, and Jubilee pushed open the emergency exit and waited for the hatch to hit the ground. "I told you he'd crash the plane" Jubes called out as Kitty exited the plane.
A muffled voice shouted out excitedly. "It is my whore! There is a God!" the three girls looked wildly around.
"Dudes, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore." Jubes said out loud. The rest of the X-Men gathered around and gathered up to discuss what to do. A rumbling shook the ground and in an instant the Blackbird had vanished. They were stranded.
TBC