Yu-gi-
oh/gundam Wing day jobs!
By: Power to the
penguins
Typed up by: Lynn-
Wheeler
PTTP-hi and welcome to my first fanfic!
Lynn- *is in tour-guide outfit* On your right you'll see seto kiaba dueling JOEY WHEELER!!! Squee I love joey! *runs after joey*
PTTP- okayyy
Purple penguins- *sqawk*
PTTP- my pengins
Penguins- penguins rule!
PTTP- okay my little purple friends do the disclaimer
Purple penguins- DISCLAIMER- no own anything!
( ) are Lynn's thoughts
{ } are QTF (queen of the tinfoil fish)'s thoughts
*Joey walks into a nearby McDonalds with a puppy store hat on his head (well duh were else would it be!)*
Joey- -__-
Seto- *comes over sweeping* Nice hat heehee (wait if he's a multi- billionare how come he's sweeping at McDonalds!?) {It's a day job there supposed to be poor!}
Joey- Why I oughta. *Joey and Seto fight. Seto lays twitching on the ground as joey exists*
*Barney enters*
Barney- grrrrrr..
Kid- *comes over*
Barney- O__oU go away
Kid- I wove ou arney (translation- I love you Barney)
Barney- *rips off head revealing ba ba bum BAKURA*
Bakura- man-eater bug, go! *kid is twitching on the ground and Bakura leaves*
Ryou- *walks in with cameras flashing wildly behind him*
Seto- *wakes up to see Ryou in a Speedo* *screams like a girl* AHHHH *then faints* @_@
Ryou- *runs out of McDonalds crying* (I wonder why he was in a Speedo in a McDonalds?) {refer to chapter 3}
Mia & T`ea- *enter covered in feces*
(It's vocabulary time with.. Dr. Jjklfhgfgdksfjkd!! Dr. Jjkldsafjkldsfjdklg- *(is really Lynn in a REALLY bad disguise) adjusts glasses (I don really have glasses it's part of my brilliantly bad diguse)* well the term feces actually means {PTTP- POOP!}yes well thank you for that barbaric defenition {PTTP- ^__^ No prob.})
Mia & T`ea- *wearing circus clothes*
Mia- I'm the worst clown ever! just look at me!
T`ea- Can we be friends?
Mia- O___o hahaha
T`ea-what's so funny?
Mia- just look at me
T`ea- So?
Mia- you're ugly and a feces cleaner. I'm Mia Valentine!
T`ea- hahaha don't let these laughs fool you for I've never felt worst!
Mia- O_oU *Mia and T`ea leave yelling at each other*
Yami- *Enters wearing a name tag that says HI I'M YAMI CAN I HELP YOU WITH A WIG?*
Old Woman- *walks over to Yami* Where did you get that wig?
Yami- O__OU that's it! I've had enough! MIND CRUSH! *Womans body falls limp on the floor*
Yugi- *walks in wearing a shrimp costume on* What have you done?!?!
*The power rangers burst in, Alpha follows.*
Red- whats going on?
Yami- who are you?
Red- I hate this job! I'm Heero. *takes off helmet others do the same* I like my self destruct ^_^
All- O___o
Green- I'm trowa.
Blue- I'm relena
Pink- ^___^ I'm catrae
Yellow- I'm duo I like to sing 99 hippies on crack on the wall 99 hippies on crack 1 got high thought it could fly 98 hippies on crack on the wall . 1 hippie on crack on the wall 1 hippie on crack 1 got high thought it could fly no hippies on crack on the wall ^__^ {I don't own that song some girl does!}
Alpha- I'm Dorothy I have extremely big eyebrows
Yami- wait isn't there one more of you that guy that thinks women are inferior
All girls- humph
Heero- yea but he got annoying so we shot him ^_^
Yami- sorry I asked -_-U
Honda- (tristian's japanese name) *bursts in w/ broken arm and many bandages*
All- O_o What happened to you!
Honda- Oh, I had a rough day at work. I'm a crash test dummy at Honda cars! ^_^
All- O_oUUUUUU anyway.
Honda- GUESS WHAT!
All- WHAT!?
Honda- the krispy kreme across the street is selling GIGANTIC DOUNUTS!
Joey- *runs in* GIANT DUONUTS! WHERE?!
All- *leave*
Seto- *stirs* huh? @__@ *sees everyone chasing after massive dounuts that are rolling down the street* @_@U *faints . again*
Mokuba- *walks in w/ dress on* seto, big brother, are you okay?!
Seto- @_@ wha? *sees mokuba and faints . AGAIN!*
END CHAPPIE
Next chappie will be the epilouge sry the storys so short! ^_^U
R&R!!
PTTP-hi and welcome to my first fanfic!
Lynn- *is in tour-guide outfit* On your right you'll see seto kiaba dueling JOEY WHEELER!!! Squee I love joey! *runs after joey*
PTTP- okayyy
Purple penguins- *sqawk*
PTTP- my pengins
Penguins- penguins rule!
PTTP- okay my little purple friends do the disclaimer
Purple penguins- DISCLAIMER- no own anything!
( ) are Lynn's thoughts
{ } are QTF (queen of the tinfoil fish)'s thoughts
*Joey walks into a nearby McDonalds with a puppy store hat on his head (well duh were else would it be!)*
Joey- -__-
Seto- *comes over sweeping* Nice hat heehee (wait if he's a multi- billionare how come he's sweeping at McDonalds!?) {It's a day job there supposed to be poor!}
Joey- Why I oughta. *Joey and Seto fight. Seto lays twitching on the ground as joey exists*
*Barney enters*
Barney- grrrrrr..
Kid- *comes over*
Barney- O__oU go away
Kid- I wove ou arney (translation- I love you Barney)
Barney- *rips off head revealing ba ba bum BAKURA*
Bakura- man-eater bug, go! *kid is twitching on the ground and Bakura leaves*
Ryou- *walks in with cameras flashing wildly behind him*
Seto- *wakes up to see Ryou in a Speedo* *screams like a girl* AHHHH *then faints* @_@
Ryou- *runs out of McDonalds crying* (I wonder why he was in a Speedo in a McDonalds?) {refer to chapter 3}
Mia & T`ea- *enter covered in feces*
(It's vocabulary time with.. Dr. Jjklfhgfgdksfjkd!! Dr. Jjkldsafjkldsfjdklg- *(is really Lynn in a REALLY bad disguise) adjusts glasses (I don really have glasses it's part of my brilliantly bad diguse)* well the term feces actually means {PTTP- POOP!}yes well thank you for that barbaric defenition {PTTP- ^__^ No prob.})
Mia & T`ea- *wearing circus clothes*
Mia- I'm the worst clown ever! just look at me!
T`ea- Can we be friends?
Mia- O___o hahaha
T`ea-what's so funny?
Mia- just look at me
T`ea- So?
Mia- you're ugly and a feces cleaner. I'm Mia Valentine!
T`ea- hahaha don't let these laughs fool you for I've never felt worst!
Mia- O_oU *Mia and T`ea leave yelling at each other*
Yami- *Enters wearing a name tag that says HI I'M YAMI CAN I HELP YOU WITH A WIG?*
Old Woman- *walks over to Yami* Where did you get that wig?
Yami- O__OU that's it! I've had enough! MIND CRUSH! *Womans body falls limp on the floor*
Yugi- *walks in wearing a shrimp costume on* What have you done?!?!
*The power rangers burst in, Alpha follows.*
Red- whats going on?
Yami- who are you?
Red- I hate this job! I'm Heero. *takes off helmet others do the same* I like my self destruct ^_^
All- O___o
Green- I'm trowa.
Blue- I'm relena
Pink- ^___^ I'm catrae
Yellow- I'm duo I like to sing 99 hippies on crack on the wall 99 hippies on crack 1 got high thought it could fly 98 hippies on crack on the wall . 1 hippie on crack on the wall 1 hippie on crack 1 got high thought it could fly no hippies on crack on the wall ^__^ {I don't own that song some girl does!}
Alpha- I'm Dorothy I have extremely big eyebrows
Yami- wait isn't there one more of you that guy that thinks women are inferior
All girls- humph
Heero- yea but he got annoying so we shot him ^_^
Yami- sorry I asked -_-U
Honda- (tristian's japanese name) *bursts in w/ broken arm and many bandages*
All- O_o What happened to you!
Honda- Oh, I had a rough day at work. I'm a crash test dummy at Honda cars! ^_^
All- O_oUUUUUU anyway.
Honda- GUESS WHAT!
All- WHAT!?
Honda- the krispy kreme across the street is selling GIGANTIC DOUNUTS!
Joey- *runs in* GIANT DUONUTS! WHERE?!
All- *leave*
Seto- *stirs* huh? @__@ *sees everyone chasing after massive dounuts that are rolling down the street* @_@U *faints . again*
Mokuba- *walks in w/ dress on* seto, big brother, are you okay?!
Seto- @_@ wha? *sees mokuba and faints . AGAIN!*
END CHAPPIE
Next chappie will be the epilouge sry the storys so short! ^_^U
R&R!!