****** Disclaimer in part 0 **************
Point Place Wisconsin 1978
Kelso bursts into the door of the Forman basement. "Oh my God! You guys are not going to believe this. There are three hot chicks outside. Wait, the best part is they're from space!"
"Space chicks! Eric! Hyde! That's like space boobs and space, come on! Where's Fez? He'll appreciate space boobs."
"Yes Keslo, the space bobs are nice. And Fez is in love!" the foreign boy said while ogling Kitty from his place at the basement's lower door.
"Okay, Kelso. I know you were dropped on your head as a baby and stuff, but there are no such thing as space chicks!" Eric told him in an exasperated tone of voice.
"Yes there are Eric, and if Fez who's foreign can see them, then they must be real! And I was only dropped the one time, so just shut up."
"Alight, let's just end this madness. Let's go see Kelso's delusional made up space chicks." Hyde chimed in.
"Yeah, what Hyde said-Hey! They are not made up!"
"Michael. How do you know they're from space?" Jackie piped up.
"Because Jackie, they're hot, and they're wearing weird clothes."
"Donna dresses like a lumberjack, but she's not from space."
"Jackie, to be fair there are no lumberjacks in space." Eric put in.
"Enough already. Let's just go" Donna let out.
The sextets scrambled up the Forman basement to the kitchen. To their surprise, there were indeed eight strangers gathered on the lawn, and they were indeed garbed in 'weird clothes.'
"Those poor girls. Donna, we have to take them too the mall, and quick! I would die if I went out in public like that. I'd look like Steven!" "No offence baby" she said quickly to her boyfriend.
"Whatever. "
"Oh Red's going out there. Damn he's gonna scare off the space chicks." Kelso whined.
"No. I have waited all my life for my own whore. There is no force on earth powerful enough to stop Fez from rescuing his woman!" with that, Fez was out the door.
The other five hurriedly shoved their way outside to overhear Red's conversation with the foreigners.
"Get the hell off of my property!"
Scott stepped up. "My apologies sir, we didn't intend on landing here, but there was a problem with our plane."
"Are you out of your mind? There's no plane here. That's it. Kitty, call the hospital and have these nuts picked up."
"Oh Red, don't be silly. They're obviously lost, and have been forced to forage for clothes. Now come along all, of you and we'll get you something to eat, and some normal clothes, and less yellow for the little one over there! Aha ha ha!"
"Well don't just stand there, get inside!" Kitty Forman ushered the lost and confused X-Men into the house.
"Eric, why aren't you in the basement?" Red growled, "You kids are always in the basement. And you mother is brining in another group of strays, and well here you are."
"Kelso saw space chicks. We had to come see." Eric explained.
"Space chicks Mr. Forman! It's like, a fantasy come true!" Kelso explained enthusiastically.
"Dumbasses" Red said and stalked off.
The six teenagers followed Kitty and the strangers into the living room and draped themselves around the room.
"Woah, time warp" St. John murmured as the group entered the Forman living room, decked out in 70's gear.
"Yeah, I bet if we looked around enough, we'd find a record player." Bobby smirked.
"Look at their clothes, Jubes. It's like something out of a history book." Rogue said in awe.
"There is nothing wrong with what I'm wearing. You're the ones who look like, well you look like Donna, only weirder." Jackie said hotly.
"Normally I'd be offended by that, but I think you're right Jackie. They do look weird." the tall redhead consented.
Jubes whirled on them. "Hey dudes, we are not the one dressed like we're stuck in the 70's."
"What are you talking about, this is the 70's man." Hyde threw out.
"What year is it?" Kitty asked.
"1978, same as it was yesterday" said Eric giving the young X-woman a strange look.
"Don't look so shocked man, what year did you think it was?" Hyde inquired.
"2008, same as it was yesterday" Rogue shot back.
"Oh my god! Not only are they hot space chicks, but they're hot space chicks from the future!" said Kelso.
"You can have the other two, but the hot one in the middle is mine" Fez said pointing at Kitty Pryd.
"Whoa there Fez. Nobody is calling dibs on anybody!" Jackie said, "Not until we know that these space people aren't going to hurt out dear little Fez."
"Huh, Hyde's rubbing off on Jackie, how disturbing is that?" Donna said.
"Well Donna, it's preferable to Jackie rubbing off on Hyde. Just picture this……."
(Fantasy Sequence)
Hyde and Jackie are in the Forman basement in Hyde's bedroom. An ABBA poster hangs on the door, and the walls have been painted pink. There are stuffed unicorns everywhere in the small room.
"Oh my God Jackie! Let's do Grease again!" Hyde cried out excitedly, jumping up and down.
"Steven, we just did that one. I know! Let's take them into the living room and turn the sound off on the TV and do a Very Brady Unicorn Special!"
"Jackie that's perfect! I love you so much my apple dumpling cupcake!"
"And I love you my reformed, unicorn loving boyfriend!"
"Come on, let's set up before they all get here. We'll surprise them!"
(Sequence ends)
"Apple dumpling cupcake? Forman, I dunno what you're smoking, but even in one of your lame fantasies, I wouldn't say that crap." Hyde said, shaking his head at his best friend.
"I dunno Steven, I think'"
"No Jackie. No unicorns, ever!"
"But-"
"No! I draw the line at unicorns."
"You know Hyde, when Jackie and I were dating, I never won an argument." Kelso volunteered.
"Enough! Let's just not talk about unicorns anymore. I wanna hear about these space people."
The six Wisconsin teens looked at their futuristic counterpoints for answers.
"We don't know how we got here. We don't know where we are, and we sure as hell don't believe we're stuck in the 70's!" Bobby shot out.
"This is absolutely nuts. We have to get a hold of Charles and sort this out." Jean stated.
"Here's your clothes. I'm sure you'll feel much more comfortable in them once you can get out of those, well, those whatcha ma callems!" Kitty said as she rushed down the stairs with clothing from Eric, Red and herself.
"We need to get home, and fast." Scott said eyeing the bellbottoms that were steadily moving towards him.
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Meanwhile in Westchester………
"Logan, it's Charles. We've had a mishap with the blackbird. I need you to come home right away."
TBC