Ah yes, the third chapter! Well, here it is, and I'm so wonderfully happy because there has been so many kind people who have sent in reviews. I also want to thank those who reviewed my friend's story, she is much happier now! This fic may sound a lot like a Dexter's Lab episode, but the ending will be different and much better. I swear! Hehe, no, I do not own Gundam Wing, I didn't get it for Christmas. *Sniff* Oh well....

Chapter 4: Try and Try again

By:Tiger Shinigami

Quatre looked at the trap for a moment, then he looked up at Heero and Duo.

"So this is what Wufei was talking about. At first I thought he was joking, but I guess its all true, you guys really are stuck in a Chinese finger trap after all."

"Yeah well, we've been trying to get this thing off, but nothing we try will." Duo said.

"I tried shooting at it." Heero stated.

"And?"

"The bullet bounced off." Quatre gave Heero a questioning glance, then went back to business.

"Come on, let's get that thing off before the guests arrive." Quatre led Heero and Duo into the office. He grabbed a pair of scissors.

"Both of you sit down, this won't take long." Quatre thought of this more as a chore rather than an attempt. However, he was about to see why they haven't gotten the trap off yet. He found the gap in between their fingers and used the scissors to cut the trap in half, only the scissors didn't cut. Quatre tried harder and harder with the scissors but the trap couldn't be cut. He threw the scissors aside and put his hands on his hips.

"Looks like we'll have to try something else." He said, slightly surprised still over the scissors not being able to cut the trap.

"RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOMMMMM!!!" said the chain saw. Quatre had his goggles on and was now carefully choosing the right spot to cut on the finger trap with the chain saw he now had in his hands.

"Aw man, I can't watch!!" Duo said covering his eyes and looking away. Quatre brought the chain saw down on the trap and tried to chop it. Instead of cutting the trap, the chain-saw's teeth were numbed down. Soon the chain saw just gave up and smoke filled the room. This caused the fire alarm to go off. That caused to firefighters to come. This caused them to use the fire truck. This is a very good example of cause and effect and-

A whole bunch of Chinese people who appear later in the story: GET ON WITH IT!!!

Oh yes, right. Anyway, Quatre, Heero, and Duo stood outside soaking wet because the firefighters had sprayed them thinking there was a fire. They stood there watching the scene before them.

"Oh yeah Quatre, that worked well!!" Duo said moving his free arm through the air. After they convinced the firefighters to leave they returned inside the house. There they saw a confused Trowa and an angry Wufei, who had gotten over his finger trap fit.

".........." Trowa asked. Quatre sighed.

"These two are stuck together because of this Chinese finger trap."

"....." Trowa stated.

"No, I didn't call the fire department, when I was trying to cut the trap with a chain-saw, the thing busted and smoked up the whole room. That made the fire alarm go off, which made the fire department come and use a fire truck, and this is a very good example of cause and eff-"

"........" Trowa stated, interrupting Quatre.

"Sorry, getting off topic here. Anyway, we can't seem to figure out how to get this thing off."

"I know of a way." Heero said unexpectedly.

"No Heero, you are not going to cut your or Duo's fingers off." Quatre said.

"Darn...." Heero said clenching his fist. (Since the other hand is stuck in the finger trap)

"Come on you guys, we have to figure out how to get this off before they-"

*Ding-Dong*

"-get here." Quatre finished timidly.

OOOOO, cliffhanger!! I love doing those. Anyhoo, I have already started the next chapter, and I promise that is will be very very very very very very very very very very *pants heavily* very very very very funny!! So don't go anywhere!