Chapter 6 is done already! I woke up really early and suddenly had a whole bunch of ideas for some reason. And no, I do not own Gundam Wing or else I would have built actual gundams by now. I don't know how I would do that, but that really doesn't matter now. And there is a lot of Relena hating in this chapter and the next one, just to let ya know. ;)

Chapter 6: Death, Doom, and Destruction: Dinner Time

By: Tiger Shinigami

Trowa, Quatre, and Sally were just coming back into the living room.

"So, where is Heero?" she asked suddenly.

"Well, he's, um.."

*Ding Dong*

"Whoops, there's the door. I'll get it!" Quatre ran up to the front door just so he could avoid Sally's question. He opened it to find Zechs and Noin.

"Hello Zechs, Noin, how are you guys today?" he said somewhat quickly.

"Just fine thank you. Um, may we come in?" Noin said in a polite tone.

"Hm? Oh! Of course, do come in." Quatre said coming back from dreamland. Noin and Zechs followed Quatre to the living room where Sally was trying to get some answers out of Trowa.

"What do you mean he's on a mission that is so secret that I don't know about it?! If he was assigned a mission then I would know about it!" Sally said growing more agitated by the minute.

"That's because the mission is just for us Gundam pilots, it has nothing to do with the Preventers."

"I see...." She said in an I-don't-entirely-believe-you sort of tone. Then they both noticed Zechs, Noin, and Quatre standing there.

"Hello Sally." Zechs said casually.

"Good to see you, Zechs, Noin, did you know that Duo is sick?" She said.

"Really? I didn't know that." Noin said in a somewhat surprised tone.

"Come. I'll show him to you." Trowa said and led them where Duo was. Quatre wanted to get Sally away from that room so she wouldn't overhear anything that might give them away.

"Can I get you anything?" He asked in his polite tone.

"Yes I would, thank you. I would like a coffee please, extra salt."

"Salt?"

"Yes, I always drink my coffee extra salty." Quatre blinked. He didn't let her see his surprise though. On his way to the kitchen he heard from Duo's room "Elizabeth! I'm com'n to join ya! Elizabeth!" Quatre chuckled to himself. Then he moaned because he knew this dinner was going to be a disaster.

Later Noin and Zechs came back into the living room along with Trowa. Soon everyone was busy chatting about this and that. Wufei was sitting on the couch eating potato chips.

"Don't start snacking Wufei, we are about to eat dinner." Quatre said.

Still a little while later.....

Everyone was sitting down at the table with a feast fit for a king in front of them. They all were digging into their meals when something strange happened.

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

Sirens filled the air and soon red lights were flashing everywhere.

"Oh no! Not now!! It can't be!" Wufei said.

"Everyone, Battle stations!! Defcon 4!! Go!!!" Quatre said to Trowa and Wufei.

The three leapt from the table at once and went to various places. Wufei went over to a bookshelf and tugged on a book. A section of books flipped down to reveal a radar. Wufei put on a headset and sat down. Quatre slid back a small picture on the wall to reveal a red button. He pressed it and a section of the floor came up and formed a control panel with many knobs and bottons and a small screen in the center. Trowa ran up the stairs to one of the towers. He stomped his foot in a certain place three times and a gunner station came up from the floor. Noin, Zechs, and Sally just sat at the table dumbfounded. They looked at each other and shrugged.

"Wufei! What's its position?" Quatre yelled over the sirens.

"10 miles and closing, point 0569" Wufei said.

"Target locked. Waiting for permission to fire." Trowa said over the intercom.

"Target is coming into firing range in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....."

"FIRE!!" Quatre shouted after Wufei finished counting. Trowa fired a long-range homing missile. It looked like it would surely hit it, but the target fired at it and avoided it.

"Blast!Take us to Defcon 3." Quatre said when he saw this. A light spot on the wall that read 'Defcon 4' moved up to read 'Defcon 3'.

"Target 6 miles away, gaining speed, point 03641." Wufei said still monitoring the radar.

"They've gotten smarter since last time. Ok, time to go to plan B." Quatre said. Then he pressed a number of buttons on the control panel. Then he watched the screen. Along side the road leading to the pilot's house a sign popped up. It read 'The Color Pink Is Not Allowed On This Perimeter' When the target, which is a pink limo, came to it, it slowed down dramatically but then continued on its way towards the house.

"They are still coming through!!" Trowa said

"1 mile away and closing in." Wufei said in a slightly panicked tone.

"Defcon 1!!! Defcon 1!!! We need to get the civilians to safety. Noin, Zechs, Sally, come with me." Quatre led them to the kitchen. He peeled up a small piece of the linolium and revealed a staircase leading down into an underground room with cots and a refrigerator.

"Everyone abandon operations! Make your way to the shelter now!!" He yelled over the comlink while Sally, Noin, and Zechs went into the small room. Soon Trowa and Wufei were there too. Quatre was starting to close the hatch when Sally spoke up.

"Wait, what about Duo?" Quatre paused to think for a second.

"Um, he's sick so no one will bother him." He knew that that was a really lame excuse, but there was nothing they could do. Hopefully he and Heero would get somewhere that was safe in time. Quatre finished closing the hatch and locked it.

Meanwhile, over in Heero and Duo's bedroom.....

".....and then I would send a pack of hungry wolves after you with no where to run to. Then I would take your battered body to the junkyard and put it through the grinder. After that I would be left with a cube of what use to be you. I would be left with no other choice but to burn you and scatter your ashes out to sea."

"Yeah whatever, you will never do that stuff to me and you know it pal." Heero narrowed his eyes. Then they were interrupted by sirens and flashing red lights.

"Oh no......" Heero said, his eyes open wide.

"Well what are we gonna do?"

"Hurry! In the closet! It's the closest place we have that is safe." They both ran into the closet and sat down. Heero was looking a little on the scared side Duo noticed, and he had his gun at the ready. They both sat there and waited. Neither of them dared to move or speak. There was a series of quick knocks on the front door, then there was the loud thud of the door as it was broken down. None of them could see it, but the foyer of the house was filled with pink smoke. Then a lone figure made its way in. It was the worst, horrible, ugly, wretched, spoiled, annoying, monster that was ever born, Relena.

End chapter 6! Wow, 6 chapters, I never thought that I would go that far. I am also very happy for all of the reviews that I've been getting, I feel so loved!! Oh yeah, and I didn't come up with the trowa emoticon, and my friend didn't either, she just told me about it.