This chapter is kinda scattered, so I can't think of a title other than No Name. Oh, did you know that my personality is split? One side is normal, that other is insane, who windrage shinigami has dubbed Nanashi. Trust me folks, you DO NOT want to meet Nanashi. Anyway, here's the story, and I don't own Gundam Wing.
Chapter 9: A Series of Unfortunate Events
By: Tiger Shinigami
Heero and Duo kept up the mad driving around the city.
"Heero watch out for those kids walkin-"
BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP BUMP
"Eh, um, nevermind.....eee...." He had the same look on his face as he did when Heero set his broken leg. They continued driving and made more of a mess of the city. During their rampage they managed to do the following:
*Crash into and/or through 22 buildings
*Run 4 red lights
*Cause at least 25 car accidents
*The entire city police force chasing them
*A mob of screaming kids chasing them
*Hit 2 stop signs
*3 dogs
*2 cats
*5 fire hydrants
*7 pedestrians
*and a partridge in a pear tree
Later they managed to loose the cops somehow, and since it was getting pretty late and dark outside all the kids had to go home. All seemed as if it was going to be ok finally, however this wasn't the case.
"Uh oh! Heero we have company!!!" Heero looked in his rear view mirror to see a pink limo tailing them closely from behind. "Blast!" He said while flooring the gas pedal, hoping to escape from the pink princess. 'But Trowa told me that she was going to destroy every thing she had that was pink, and that she would never bother me again, why is she doing this?' Heero thought. Maybe Trowa was loosing his touch.... They swiveled the truck violently in attempt to get away from the pink monster.
"HHHHHHEEEEEERRRRRROOO, CCCOOOOOMMMMEEE AAAANNNDDD KKKIIIILLLLL MMMMMMEEEEE!!!!!!" Relena sang while leaning out of her limo window.
"She's gaining on us!!" Duo yelled over the loud roar of the engine. Relena continued to lean further and further out of her window while yelling things to Heero, when suddenly she leaned a little too far over.
"Yyyyyyoooouuuuu kkkkknnnnnooooowww yyyyooouuuu lllllooovvveeeee mmmmmeeeee-EEEEE!! Relena then fell out the window to the street below. She rolled and got herself covered from head to toe in scrapes and bruises.
"Whew." Heero sighed. "That was a close one."
"I'm just glad we made it out alive!" Duo said.
They drove on a bit longer until they made it to a large warehouse in the outskirts of town. Duo immediately recognized it to be the secret hanger where they kept their gundams.
"What are we doing here?" He asked scratching his head.
"Trowa is meeting us here," He said. They both got out of the ice cream truck right before it somewhat exploded and burst into flame.
"Well, we're not going to use that again." Duo said while looking at the flaming inferno. Then Heero noticed a black hummer pull up behind them. "Here he is."
"Hey, waita minute, wasn't something wrong with that car??!! How come he's driving it?!" Trowa got out of the car and walked up to the baka trap victims. "Ok, when we left there was something wrong with it, how did you get it to work?" Duo half yelled.
"Hm? Oh, it was just out of gas." Heero and Duo just stood there, gaping. They could have avoided the whole ice cream truck affair, but they went through it all just because Heero didn't check the gas gauge.
"Ah, nevermind that for now. Trowa, its time to get this thing off." Heero said while heading into the warehouse. Trowa followed, and of course Duo did because he didn't have a choice.
When they got inside Heero led them to the space in front of Wing Zero
"Trowa, you know what to do." Was all he said.
"Right." He climbed up to the cockpit and got in.
"Duo, stand still. Don't move." Heero said.
"Wha? Why?" But then he turned and saw Trowa aiming the buster rifle at the finger trap, and them. Duo's eyes went wide in shock.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ the rifle started to charge up.
"ARE YOU GUYS CRAZY??!! WE'LL BE BLOWN TO SMITHERINES!!" He yelled while looking at an absolutely calm Heero.
"Well, it will get the finger trap off." He said while looking at the buster rifle. Trowa was about to fire when something strange and unexpected occurred.
"HOLD IT!!!! HOLD IT!!!!!!" Everyone looked up to see me, the author running up to Heero and Duo.
"Hello. Um, if I may just say something here, hehe, thanx. You can't just blow Heero and Duo to kingdom come like that, first of all, they are the coolest characters from Gundam Wing and they are too cool to for something like that to happen. Second of all-"
"Um, who are you?" Duo asked interrupting me and exchanging a questioning glance with Heero.
"Who am I? WHO AM I??!!! I am the author! I am the one doing this fic!!! And one day I shall take over the world and-"
"Don't you mean authoress?" Heero asked, somewhat impatiently.
"Technically, but I prefer author, It sounds cooler." Everyone blinked. "Anyway, second of all, Trowa, you would have mobs apon mobs of angry fans after you for killing the plot and story of Gundam Wing. Third, and most importantly, you would ruin my fic!" I said all in one breath, gasping for air.
"So I can't fire at them?" Trowa asked.
"No!"
"Ok then."
"Um, If I could get a word or two in, why did you do this to me and Heero?" Duo said while holding up the finger trap.
"Cause I thought it would be funny, and it is!" I started to burst out laughing. Heero gave me a death glare (TM) and Duo clenched his fist.
"Sorry I am making you guys go through the trouble. But to make it up to you both, I will make sure that after this fic you will have enough money to make Quatre look poor." Heero and Duo just stared into empty space, mouths open in shock. "Anyway, time for me to go!" and I disappeared from sight.
Later, after Heero and Duo got over their state of shock, they got into the back seat of the Hummer, with Trowa driving. They drove home through the remains of what used to be a city, before Duo and Heero came along. When they got back to the house they found Quatre on the phone. He wasn't talking, so he was probably waiting for someone to pick up.
"Come on, pick up!" He said while it ringed again. Then Heero's cell phone rang. He picked it up.
"Hello?" He said.
"Hey, Heero, what has going on? Why is almost the entire city destroyed?" Everyone knew that Quatre was talking to Heero over the phone, even though they were standing only 3 yards from each other.
"Um, Quatre-" Duo began but Quatre cut him off.
"Quiet I'm on the phone!" He said before turning his attention back to his phone conversation. Everyone looked at each other and shrugged.
"Um, Quatre?"
"Yes Heero?"
"I'm right behind you."
"Huh?" Quatre turned around.
"Could you hold on a second? I'm on the phone." Everyone looked at each other with questioning looks.
"Um, Quatre, I'm coming home now."
"Ok. Bye" Quatre hung up the phone and turned around and saw Heero, Duo, and Trowa. "Wow, that was fast."
"Hehe, um, yeah. Quatre can we have that list of people who might be able to help us?" Duo said, hoping that they wouldn't have an insane Arabian to deal with that night.
"Of course. So I guess you and Trowa couldn't get it off." He said while facing Heero.
"We were going to but, um, something got in the way." Quatre shrugged and left to get the list. That is when Heero noticed a pile of burnt clothing in a hamper sitting in front of the fireplace.
"What is that about?" He asked Trowa while pointing to the hamper.
"Well......"
*Flashback*
~Right after the guest left~
There is a fire blazing in the fireplace while Trowa sat in front of it reading a book in a comfy chair. Then Quatre walked into the room carrying a hamper full of his pink shirts. Trowa looked up curiously to see what he was doing. Quatre took one of the shirts and threw it into the fire. Then after a couple of seconds he threw in another one. One after one he threw the shirts in, and each one burned to ashes. After the fifth shirt Trowa spoke up.
"Quatre, why are you burning all of your pink shirts?" Quatre stopped for a moment and went into deep thought.
"I-I don't know." He said while looking at what he was doing, clearly confused. "I just saw that they were pink and had a sudden urge to destroy them. I don't really know what happened." Trowa smiled to himself. Maybe he could use his powers a little bit more often....
*end flashback*
"No reason. Wufei was trying to get Quatre mad."
"Wufei? He wouldn't do a thing like that, he doesn't have the mental capacity!!" Duo said is disbelief.
"I HEARD THAT!!!" Came from another room.
And then........ TO BE CONTINUED!!! WAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Who is on this list of Quatre's? What does Trowa have in mind? And what is up with Duo's pants? Read the next chapter!