I know Its been a little while since I last posted, but I will try to post more frequently, and not at 10:00 at night either. I don't own Gundam Wing, or Mc Donalds. I do however, own myself.

Chapter 12: Thank you for flying with us.

By: Tiger Shinigami

Heero and Duo made their way to the airport in the car they "borrowed" from a little shop across the street. They somewhat parked the car, since it was hard enough to drive with a finger trap and all, and made their way into the airport. Things were going smoothly so far, except for the fact that everyone was giving them strange looks. They bought tickets for the next flight to L3 and made their way through the airport to the waiting area, but first they had to pass through security, and this ment metal detectors.

Heero didn't have to worry. See, there is this little place called Spandex Space. Spandex Space is located in Heero's shorts, obviously. In Spandex Space, you can keep anything you want in there, and you won't be able to see it at all. You can also pull anything out of Spandex Space too. At the moment Heero's gun was safely tucked away in Spandex Space, therefore the metal detectors wouldn't pick it up. However, Duo wasn't as prepared....

Heero walked through without trouble. The alarm didn't go off. However, when the trap was going through, it did go off.

"Sir, may I see that for a moment?" Said the airport security lady. She walked up to them and looked closely at the trap. Then she felt it in case it contained some sort of weapon. After noticing it didn't, and just how stupid those guys were to get stuck in a finger trap, she let Duo pass through the detector.

BBBBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP!!!!!! Duo froze in position, halfway through the metal detector.

"Sir, please deposit any metal objects you have on your person here." She said while holding out a small dish.

"Um, ok." Duo reached back into his shirt and pulled out a gun. Then he reached back into his hair and pulled out three lock picks, two bombs, a pack of spare ammo, two knives, and the keys to the Hummer. Then he dug into his pants and pulled out at least 2 guns, an assault rifle, and his sythe. Soon there was a pile of deadly weapons at his feet. The security lady just stood there open mouthed while she watched this.

"Um....... sir...... could you wait here for a moment?" She said while she turned slowly.

"What? What's the matter?" Duo said, clearly not understanding what he did wrong. Heero knew that if they waited around any longer that the entire security force would be at them. Heero ran off away the security station. They ran away from the lady at top speed. Soon she had three large, muscular men running with her, chasing after the strange boys. They rounded a corner and saw a small golf cart with the words "SECURITY" on the side. They hopped in and Heero floored it. They went around zooming, causing people to dive out of their way. The Security guards continued to chase after them.

"Duo, take over the wheel for me."

"Alright....." He said uncertainly. Duo was now driving with one hand, and from the passenger seat too. The driving got ten times worse. Heero then reached back into Spandex Space with his free hand and pulled out a small plastic bowl that was full of marbles. He turned around and poured the marbles on the floor. The security guards that were still chasing them tripped all over the marbles and fell to the ground one by one. Heero smirked to himself and turned around to see them go straight through the tables at Mc Donalds and over someone's luggage. Heero grabbed onto the wheel, making the driving a little less messy.

"Well, what are we going to do now?!" Duo shouted over the screams and cries of people around them.

"Get to the Gate. Out flight leaves in10 minutes." They zoomed around in the golf cart until they arrived at their gate. They still had a little time left, so they sat down in the waiting area, ignoring the fact that everyone was staring at them.

"They just had to move to an entire different colony?! Sheesh!" Duo complained. Soon a little girl came skipping up to them.

"Hehehe, what happened to you guys?" She said in a small squeaky voice. Duo and Heero looked down at the girl with annoyance in their eyes.

"Now Heero, don't go around killing little girls! This is a public place." Duo said when he saw Heero reach back for his gun. "Ok, listen here little girl, why don't you just run back and play with your friends or something?" Duo said, clearly not happy with the little girl.

"Did you guys get stuck in a finger trap?" The girl said ignoring the question.

"No, Really?" Heero said sarcastically.

"Whoah!! Am I dreaming or something?? I think Heero just made a joke!!! Wow!!" Heero turned and gave Duo the Heero Yuy death glare(TM)

"You guys are weird." The little girl said before skipping away.

Later, they finally made it onto the plane. When they were looking for their seats however, they ran into another problem. It didn't take long for them to realize that their seats were behind each other, not next to each other. Duo looked at Heero with a questioning glance.

"Let's just make the best of it." A few minutes later, and Heero and Duo were in very uncomfortable positions. Heero was sitting in the seat ahead of Duo, with his arm in between the wall and the side of his seat.

"Umm, I don't think this will work Heero....." Duo said while trying to find a comfortable position.

"I think you're right." They both squeezed out of their seats. Heero went over to the man who was sitting next to Duo's seat. He explained that they he would like to sit by his friend, but mostly because they were stuck in the finger trap. They finally got to sit down and relax for a little while. The 'buckle your seat belts' light came on and soon they were about to depart the airport. Calming and soothing elevator music started playing over the speaker. Then a friendly sounding voice stared talking.

"In the event that we may crash, catch on fire, be bombarded by meteorites, be blown to smitherines, or the oxygen supply runs out and we all suffocate and die, please note that the seat you are sitting can be used as a floatation devise. Thank you for flying with us, have a nice day!" This didn't make things any better for Heero and Duo. The rest of the flight, thankfully, was peaceful and uneventful. Sometime during the flight, Duo's attention was drawn to someone's snickering. He looked to where the sound was coming from and found someone reading the newspaper in a seat across the aisle. The snickering got louder and developed into a laugh. Then the person lowered the newspaper to reveal me, the author, laughing my head off.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!" I said while pointing to the finger trap. Heero gave me a death glare (TM) while Duo gritted his teeth.

"You really enjoy this, don't you?" He said with an annoyed look on his face.

"Hey, watch it. Remember just how much I'm paying both of you after this fic is over." I said before returning to my paper.

End chapter 12!!!