The last and final chapter to the Baka Trap!! Whoohooo!! Disclaimers are at the bottom!
Chapter 14: Plot Convenience
By: Tiger Shinigami
Heero and Duo, after some more disastrous driving, finally made it to the chinese shop where Duo had bought the trap, 3333, corner of Conch and Coral St. They both got out of the car and noticed that they had a little ways to walk to get to the shop. Both of them stared walking.
"Hey Heero?"
"What is it Duo?"
"When I was little I used to think that there was a baker under my bed. Did you have a baker under your bed?"
"No."
"Well, did you ever look?"
"No."
"Then how do you know there wasn't a baker under your bed?"
"Duo, shut up."
"One time I had a really scary dream. I dreamed that I was getting pizza delivered at the house, and the delivery guy was really fat and ugly. When I opened the door he ran inside and started running around the house. Not only that, but the pizza he delivered was all messy and nasty, it didn't even have a box! I ran and ran but I just couldn't catch up to him. I yelled all sorts of curses at him, I was so mad. He was pretty fast for a fat guy though."
"I don't care Duo." Thankfully, they had reached the shop and found themselves up at the front door.
"Open up!!" Heero said while banging the door. Heero was furious with the people who would make a trap that couldn't come off, and because they made he go through all of that trouble. Soon the door burst open, and there was a young Chinese lady standing before them. Heero was still banging however, so he accidentally hit her in the nose a few times.
"Ow!" She said while rubbing her nose. "Can I help you boys?" She asked, not quite in a friendly way.
"Yes, as a matter of fact you can. You see, my friend bought a finger trap here, and we ran into a little problem." He said in a nasty, rude voice. They raised the finger trap high into the air so the lady could see.
"HAHAHAHA!!!" The lady started bursting out laughing. Heero and Duo, who were both out of patience for the day, looked at each other and then looked back at the lady. "Oh- Ok, co- come in please." She said, still chuckling a little. They both followed the strange lady inside to find a room full of Chinese people. All around the room there were paper kites, fans, firecrackers, and paper lanterns. The lady led them in the middle of the floor and then stopped. She turned around to face the too impatient boys.
"So you got stuck in the trap, yes?" She asked.
"What do you think?" Duo said in annoyance.
"Just get this thing off." Heero said, trying to be patient.
"What is this anyway? How come nothing will take it off?!" Duo asked, throwing his hand in the air.
"Well, that's simple. You see, it is made of a special material, ah, what is it called? Ah yes, gundanium alloy I believe." The Chinese lady explained. Duo and Heero were both shocked. Then Duo asked the question that boggled both of them.
"Why would someone want a finger trap made of Gundanium alloy?!?!" Duo asked.
"Ah, that is simple as well. In some places on earth, they are used instead of handcuffs." Heero blinked. Duo blinked as well.
"But then, how come when Wufei tried to get this of by 'coming together in order to come apart' it didn't work?" Duo said.
"Well, do you think that gundanium alloy contracts easily?" Heero and Duo blinked. She had a point....
"I have a question, how in blazes do you get this thing off?" Duo asked.
"Actually, there isn't any way to get it off." Heero and Duo were shocked. Could this be true? Heero pictured a horrible scene in his head.....
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Heero and Duo were old with grey hair, wearing knit sweaters, and leaning on canes. They were still stuck in the finger trap, and were sitting on a park bench.
"Eh, Heero?"
Silence
"Eh, Heero?"
Silence
"Eh, Heero?"
Silence
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Heero shuddered, he also had a look of shock and panic on his face. He would rather chop his finger off, or better yet, kill himself, before he would let something like that happen.
"A-are you saying, that we'll be- be- stuck like this?" Heero managed to say.
"Well, actually, there is something I can do." She said. Then the lady bent down and put on her feet a pair of slippers covered in red sequins.
"There's nothing like plot convenience! There's nothing like plot convenience!" She said while tapping her heels together. Then, suddenly, the wreck of the city they caused was fixed again. All the buildings were rebuilt instantly, the finger trap slipped off of Heero and Duo's fingers, and the seven people they had killed all got up and walked away. Heero and Duo were both amazed and pleased at all of this. Duo started kissing his left pointer finger in gratitude.
"How, How did you do that?" Heero said, still slightly surprised.
"Plot convenience. You can do it too, considering that this is a fanfiction after all.." She said. Heero suddenly got an idea.
"Can I borrow those?" Heero said while looking at the slippers on the woman's feet.
"Of course." She said while handing them to Heero. Then he and Duo left to get back to the mansion as soon as possible.
'We don't have much time.' Heero thought. 'We need to get there right now!' Then Heero got another idea.
"Duo, hold on a second." Heero said. Duo stopped where he was.
"Why? What's wrong?" He asked.
"Nothing. I just have to get us back to Quatre and Wufei, the fastest way possible." Heero said. Then he pulled his shoes off and slipped the slippers on.
"There's nothing like plot convenience. There's nothing like plot convenience." He said while tapping his heels together. Then suddenly, Heero and Duo were standing in front of Quatre's front door. Heero, still wearing the slippers, broke the door down to find Trowa, his three minions, Quatre, and Wufei standing in the living room. "Nobody move! I've got magic slippers and I know how to use them!" He said while eyeing everyone suspiciously.
"You're too late Heero, nothing can save the world now." Trowa said, with a hint of emotion in his voice.
"We'll see about that." Heero said in a challenging way. "There's nothing like plot convenience. There's nothing like plot convenience." Heero said, once again tapping his heels together. Suddenly, Quatre and Wufei woke up from Trowa's trance-like-thingy, the evil minions were no more, and Trowa no longer had his 'magic powers', so everything was fine.
"Oh well." Trowa said, just like nothing important at all had happened.
"That was all your fault, Barton!" Wufei yelled. "Omea o korosu!" Then he imitated the Heero Yuy death glare (TM)
"Wufei, you're going to be sorry you ever did that." Heero said, bringing out something from spandex space.
"Oh please, you do not own the phrase 'omea o korosu' you know, so don't throw a fit over it." Wufei said, talking like he would an annoying 5-year old.
"No, you don't understand, the Heero Yuy death glare is trade marked, we're talking serious copy right violations here, you're going to hear from my lawyer." Heero said while he pulled out a cell phone.
"HHHAHAHAHA!!!" Duo was clutching his stomach, rolling with laughter. Quatre and Trowa smiled. Waitaminute, Trowa? Smiling? Whoah!!! Call Fox News!!! CNN!! The New York Times!! Is this a dream?!?! *thonk* Hey, who threw that?!?!
Quatre and Trowa: GET ON WITH IT!!!!!
Oh, fine. Anyway, Trowa lost his powers, Duo and Heero were forever free from the evil finger trap, and Quatre was still rich. Trowa was still mad at me for making such a fuss over him smiling. And they all lived happily ever after. Except for Wufei, who went through numerous law trials, and eventually landed in jail for 2 years because of breaking copyright laws.
END
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There! Its finished!! Wow! Ok, now I don't own Gundam Wing, the baker part was taken from a movie called 'Rocketman', and I didn't make up the whole plot convenience thing, I forgot who did, but it wasn't someone on Fanfiction.net. I hope the ending was good, and thanks for reading!!