Okay I just got back from CCD and guess what? We're learning about sex!!
How.......unchristian is that?
Anywhoo, I was feeling rather rebellious tonight and started arguing with my teacher about abstidence and
all that good stuff.....so here's my list of useless complaints taken from Duo's point of view-pretend he's still
a newbie at Maxwell Church and he's a wee bit to.......lets say consistant perhaps..?-
Please note that Duo doesn't belong to me........boohoo poor me.......
The Great Debat ~~~~ #1: If you have sex before you are married, you will die.......
Argument: What if you were raped?
Answer: If you were raped, you would distance yourself from God and your spirit.
Conclusion: So if I was a nun and I got raped, I would lose my job even though I still had faith and did
nothing wrong........?
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#2: If you have a question, go to the Bible. It will tell you what to do....
Argument: So I'm not entitled to my own opinion?
Answer: You may have your opinion but you must obey Jesus.
Conclusion: Even though I am my own person, I still can't have a say in what I believe...........
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#3: And Eve ate the fruit fom the tree anyway and she and Adam were banished from Paradise!
Argument: If God didn't want Eve to go near the tree then why did he create it?
Answer: He was testing Eve's trust. But of course she was lurred into eating the fruit by Satan.
Conclusion: Eve isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.......
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#4: If you choose the wrong decision, your fate will be seeled......
Argument: So even if I still have faith, I'll get sent to Hell anyway just because I made one mistale?
Answer: Yes, because you were a fool not to listen to your teachers in CCD class!!
Conclusion: I'm starting to feel uncomfortable....
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#5: You can only sleep with the one you know is right for you, after you're married of course!
Argument: What if you get a divorce?
Answer:.............
Conclusion: This whole abstidence thing is a bust.........
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#6: You may not have sex at any time now. Your body is God's temple and you shouldn't soil it.
Argument: So my own body doesn't even belong to me?
Answer: You belong to God. If you aren't pure then you'll be damned to eternal misery!
Conclusion: Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven so let's begin^^
~Finito~
I want your opinions on these; agree, disagree, flame, preach to the high heavens I don't care just write
something......if I offended someone, I'm sorry, these are just for fun.......I _am_ infact faithful to my own
religion believe it or not....^^~~~:~
Anywhoo, I was feeling rather rebellious tonight and started arguing with my teacher about abstidence and
all that good stuff.....so here's my list of useless complaints taken from Duo's point of view-pretend he's still
a newbie at Maxwell Church and he's a wee bit to.......lets say consistant perhaps..?-
Please note that Duo doesn't belong to me........boohoo poor me.......
The Great Debat ~~~~ #1: If you have sex before you are married, you will die.......
Argument: What if you were raped?
Answer: If you were raped, you would distance yourself from God and your spirit.
Conclusion: So if I was a nun and I got raped, I would lose my job even though I still had faith and did
nothing wrong........?
~~~~
#2: If you have a question, go to the Bible. It will tell you what to do....
Argument: So I'm not entitled to my own opinion?
Answer: You may have your opinion but you must obey Jesus.
Conclusion: Even though I am my own person, I still can't have a say in what I believe...........
~~~
#3: And Eve ate the fruit fom the tree anyway and she and Adam were banished from Paradise!
Argument: If God didn't want Eve to go near the tree then why did he create it?
Answer: He was testing Eve's trust. But of course she was lurred into eating the fruit by Satan.
Conclusion: Eve isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.......
~~~
#4: If you choose the wrong decision, your fate will be seeled......
Argument: So even if I still have faith, I'll get sent to Hell anyway just because I made one mistale?
Answer: Yes, because you were a fool not to listen to your teachers in CCD class!!
Conclusion: I'm starting to feel uncomfortable....
~~~
#5: You can only sleep with the one you know is right for you, after you're married of course!
Argument: What if you get a divorce?
Answer:.............
Conclusion: This whole abstidence thing is a bust.........
~~~
#6: You may not have sex at any time now. Your body is God's temple and you shouldn't soil it.
Argument: So my own body doesn't even belong to me?
Answer: You belong to God. If you aren't pure then you'll be damned to eternal misery!
Conclusion: Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven so let's begin^^
~Finito~
I want your opinions on these; agree, disagree, flame, preach to the high heavens I don't care just write
something......if I offended someone, I'm sorry, these are just for fun.......I _am_ infact faithful to my own
religion believe it or not....^^~~~:~