"I'm SO going to kill them all."Vega hissed from her spot on the ceiling.

"Are you going to come down any time soon?"Lance groaed, looking up at his younger sister,"Or do I have to shake you down?"

"It's been two damn hours!"Toad hissed,"You can't stay up there all night!"

"Watch her."Kitty sighed,"She did the same thing when we were little, well, not exactly like the same thing."

Scott watched the argument from across the room with Jean, Evan, and the new recruits. Evan couldn't help but snicker,"They're arguing again."

"I can't believe the professor actually locked us in here with THEM."Jean snarled,"Especially Vega."

~*~Back with our heros (Yuga:Yup, she's lost it)~*~

"Anyone besidse me getting hungry?"Kurt asked, half hoping to coax his double down, to make some food that is.

"You and Fred,"Wanda sighed,"always thinking about your stomachs, I'm suprised you're not as big as a whale."

"High metabolism."all four of Mystique's children chimed.

"But Kurt's right, it's past nine, alot of us are probably getting hungry, and I think I saw some sparkling cider and apple pie in the kitchen."

BAMF

Pietro raced up just in time to see Mystique's offspring, his twin, and Kitty vanish in a puff of smoke.

"Finally, I thought they'd never leave."Toad sighed.

"So, what's your plans for Wanda?"Pietro asked, flopping down in a chair.

"Midnight kiss, what else."Toad said happily,"I'll finally prove to Wanda that I love her."

"You realize we're probably gonna cause another blackout?"Pietro asked, then smirked,"Perfect."

"Oh, yeah."Toad smiled,"Perfect."

"HEY TOAD!! PIE GET IN HERE!"

"Coming!"both boys yelled at the voices of their "loves".

~*~The kitchen~*~

Vega and Kurt are both sitting on chandeliers eating chocolate bars, Wanda is giving them strange looks from her spot sitting on the table, Lance and Kityy are laughing at them, and Rogue is just shaking her head and planning ways to kill Scott and Jean. Pietro and Toad race in.

"'Bout time."Vega said in between chocolate bars,"We've gotta figure out how ta kill the X-geeks. Minus Rogue, the elf, and Kitty of course."

"Good."Rogue snarled,"Scott and Jean die first."

"Too true."Lance smirked,"So, what do we do first."

"What do Scott and Jean hate most?"Vega asked.

"Besides you and Lance?"Rogue said dryly,"Jean's scared of , ok, pixies? and Scott, his dead parents."

Vega fell off her perch laughing,"PIXIES?!! HA, SHE IS PATHETIC!! Kurt, get ready to have some fun, Rogue, think you can steal my powers WITHOUT knocking me out?"

"Ah could try, but don't get yah hopes up."Rogue sighed, quickly tapping her younger sister on the firehead, causing a slight bolt of electricity and making Vega dizzy.

"Well,"Lance sighed,"she didn't faint."

"Mommy, why are there beyblades dancing around my head?"Vega said dumbly.

The whole room, minus Pietro, who was struggling to keep a strait face, fell down laughing. Vega finally regained her composure.

"Ok, you're gonna die Stripes, but, right now, go find Jamie and steal his powers, then get back in here."

Rogue ran out of the room and returned about a minute later, with about five copies. Lance, catching on, hit Rogue over the head a few times, creating about thirt copies.

"Rogues, turn into pixies please, Kurt, you know that Scott's parents look like?"Vega said, receiving a nod and a mental image from her twin,"Ok, I'll take his mom."

The twins transformed into bloody, forms of Scott's parents, with skin hanging from their bodies, and a bunch of gruesome stuff I'd have to change the rating on this for to type. Rogue, and her copies, all turned into pixies and the team began to head into the other room, Lance armed with Vega's video camera and Kitty with her digital one. The pixies began shreiking and flying around the room, while Kurt and Vega walked around Scott like zombies. Both teens went pale and began screaming wildly, running around the room, holding their heads. Naturally, the twin and Rogues gave chase, laughing in their minds.

"Scott, come back,"Vega said, imitating the voice of Scott's mother,"I just want a hug!"

'No, you're dead! Stay back, Back!!!"Scott curled up in a ball and began crying and sucking his thumb.

Jean was about the same, hiding behind a couch, and then other things, till she too, curled up and began to cry. The pixies and zombies suddenly vanished.

~*~Back in the kitchen~*~

Everyone is laughing hystericly, rolling on the floor, all that stuff. Wanda is leaning on Toad for support, and Vega's about the same with Magnusson. (Pietro:KAILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

"That *gasp* was *gasp* rich!!"Lance yelled,"Summers *gasp* was *gasp* terrified!!!"

"Oh yeah!"Vega howled with laughter,"Who's next."

"Daniels, please!"Pietro yelled.

"Fine by me, Rogue?"Vega smiled.

"Hmm,"Rogue searched her mind,"bunnies, fluffy, pink, bunnies."

"This is gonna be too good."Pietro smirked.

"Do we REALLY have to do Evan?"Kurt asked, receiving a glare from his siblings,"what, he's my friend."

"Fine, you don't have to help."Vega gave an exasperated sigh and hit Rogue on the head about thirty times, creating hundreds of copies, which promptly turned into pink bunnies.

Vega transformed into a blue one and the troop rampaged out, camera crew close behind. Evan took one look, and shreiked like a little girl. He began racing around, firing off spikes in every direction, hitting the still sobbing Jean in the head. (DIE JEAN!!!!! MWAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!! That was for DarkLady!) The bunnies, teleporting out of the way to dodge Evan's spikes, quickly climbed all over him, making him shreik more. Evan curled up in a ball and began sobbing madly.

BAMF

Once again the terror team was on the floor laughing.

"Next up,"Rogue laughed,"Newbies! Just lock them in the danger room with Barney and the Tellitubies!"

The entire room shuddered at the thought, then the teleporting trio began to work. Rogue handled the danger room setup and the twins hunted down the new recruits and trapped them in the danger room, then met their friends in the control room, and it began. They began running around, screaming, running into walls and all that stuff.

"Let's leave them for awhile,"Vega smirked,"let it sink in that we're boss."

"Sounds good."Lance said as the troup left.

~*~Back in the living room~*~

"Well, Jean's dead, YAY!!!!"Rogue said happily, dancing around.

Everyone:*Joy to the world
Jeanie's dead!
We Bar-B-Qued her head!
Don't worry about the body
We flushed it down the pody
Round and Round it goes
Round and round it goes
Around and round and round it goes!!*

Scott went into another round of sobbing and Evan had vanished.

~*~A few hours later~*~

The new recruits, very frazzled, sat around the room, glaring at their attackers. Evan is hiding in a closet and Scott is STILL sobbing hystericly. Suddenly Vega realized it was almost midnight.

"One minute till midnight!"Kurt shouted before she could open her mouth.

The whole room, minus Scott, jumped to their feet as Vega turned the tv on. It was the ball dropping in New Your City. People began moving around franticly, mostly the boys. Finally everyone settled down, Scott STILL sobing.

"Somebody shut him up!"Vega moaned.

"Gladly,"Wanda said, sending the sobbing mutant across the room with a hex bolt and knocking him out.

"Thankyou!"the whole room chorused as the coundown began,"Ten! Nine!"

Vegan made sure her cameras were in place.

"Eight! Seven!"

Wanda looked around fearfully, Toad was on the other side of the room.

"Six!!! Five!!!"

Pietro slinked up behind Vega, Toad doing the same to Wanda.

"FOUR! THREE!"

Kurt wrapped his tail around Amanda's waiste. (thought I forgot her, didn't you?)

"TWO!!!!!"

Each guys pulled ihs respective girl close to him, Lance/Kitty Kurt/Amanda Bobby/Amara (I just pulled that one out of a hat) Jubilee/Ray (I'm sorry, but Roberto's just a pain to me) Wanda/Toad Pietro/Vega (i smell a power outage)

"ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kiss attack! The light's flashed, then exploded all over the state.

~*~About two miles away~*~

Logan looked up from his beer and exchanged glances with the rest of the institute adults.

"MAXIMOF!!! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!"

"Great, he won't shut up now."Storm said dryly.

"This will."Mystique said, coming out of the shadows and pulling the stunned Logan into a lip lock.

The rest of the group just stared in shock.

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Just need to do the Epilogue now!

Vega:Great

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