Menelmacar: Hey Tari, look! We finally got around to posting those limericks
Taritalantie: Woohoo!
M: um, yeah...
T: Let's get to the bloody limericks already!
M: Wait! We need a disclaimer first!
Disclaimer: We, being the pathetic excuses for writers that we are, have not the
imagination to come up with the Lord of the Rings characters.
They solely belong to their rightful creator J.R.R. Tolkien who would probably
think we were psychos for writing this.
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Limericks/Insanity OR Limsanity!
Arwen:
There once was Arwen the maiden,
With riches and gifts she was laden.
She looked like an orc,
And was quite a dork,
But she captured poor Strider and laid 'im.
Legolas:
There once was Legolas the fair,
Blonde and long was his hair.
He was very hot,
Though Dwarf he was not,
And his excellent vision was rare.
Gollum:
There once was Gollum the freak,
Sam always called him a sneak.
He wanted the Ring,
And was stabbed by Sting,
But he fell off of Mount Doom's peak.
Boromir:
Boromir was not a strong man,
When orcs attacked he ran.
He escaped from the fray,
For he was quite gay,
So he changed his name to Anne.
Glorfindel:
Glorfindel was rich in power,
In danger he never did cower.
Arwen stole his role,
He had a new goal,
To drown that bitch in the shower!
Aragorn:
Aragorn was a North Ranger,
Always in peril and danger.
King of men,
He lived in the fen,
But his love for Arwen was stranger.
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Menelmacar: HA! I changed that evil set up to this one. The one before on this
page was driving me nuts seeing it.