Menelmacar: Yeah more lims are going to be uploaded.
Taritalantie: That's because you didn't upload them!
M: Actually, Tari isn't here right now, so I'm just guessing what it supposed
to be said. Anyways here are
our new limericks. We are working on some other ones,
but school is getting in the way of the creative
process. Hopefully also this time they will upload
properly.
Disclaimer: We, being the pathetic excuses for writers that we are, have not
the imagination to come up with the Lord of the rings Characters.
They solely belong to their rightful creator J.R.R. Tolkien who would probably
think we were psychos for writing this.
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The return of the Limericks
Sauron:
Sauron was a big prick,
His tower of torment was thick
He had a big eye,
He must have been high,
When he gave elendil's ass a kick.
Eomer:
Eomer was a good rider,
And was also friendly with Strider.
Defended his king,
with much honour to bring,
And caught orcs in his web like a spider.
Faramir:
Faramir was very sad,
He always thought fighting was
bad.
He was pierced in the side,
They thought he had died,
So he was nearly burnt by his
dad!
Grima:
There once was Grima the worm,
He always would whine and squirm.
He was a big perv,
And had so much nerve,
To make everyone's stomach churn.
Pip:
There once was a
hobbit named pip,
The Uruk hai gave him the
whip.
Fool of a Took,
He wanted a look,
And thankfully gave
Sauron the slip.