Menelmacar: So not tired. SO very, very awake.
Taritalantie: ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Tari: What? Huh? *wakes up*
Menel: At least one of us can sleep.
Tari: Hey we finally got around to making some more limericks!
Menel: Yay!! Unfortunately the site is down so I woke up early for nothing.
Tari: Aw too bad for Menel. Too much new year's parting, huh?
Menel: Don't remind me! *shudder*
Tari: Anywho ..... Lets go get to the limericks! I heard they're ESPECIALLY
funny this time ..... or maybe it was just a rumour?
Menel: *raises eyebrow* right.
Disclaimer: We, being the pathetic excuses for writers that we are, have not
the imagination to come up with the Lord of the rings Characters.
They solely belong to their rightful creator J.R.R. Tolkien who would probably
think we were psychos for writing this.
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Attack of the Limericks
Eowyn:
Eowyn was good with a sword,
But was always tired and bored.
She dressed like a man,
All her enemies ran,
When she turned from lady to lord.
Dernhelm rode down into war,
His hair was brighter than ore.
He was really a girl,
Gave the witch king a whirl,
And married a man fluent in lore
Elrond:
Elrond half-elven took trips,
To visit Cirdan and his ships.
He was very old,
But was very bold,
And in the movie wore butterfly clips
Treebeard:
Treebeard caused Saruman's doom,
With many a hom and a hoom.
He was a great ent,
Orthanc he did dent,
Never hasty, did nothing too soon.
Gimli
Gimli was honest and fair,
Of elves he really did care.
He wielded an axe,
Killed orcs to the max,
And coveted Galadriel's hair.