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Random Displacement of
Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy VI, VII and VIII Characters!
Sora, Cloud, Squall, and Locke are standing *misplaced* on some *random* island that looks a lot like Hawaii.
Sora: So....where are we?
Squall: Jujubee...
Cloud: ...jujubee?
Locke: ::thrusts fist down:: Time to find some TREASURE!!!
Cloud: ....treasure?
Squall: Yes...treasure in the WATER!! ::runs to edge of water and dives in::
A group of judges magicly appear floating above the water holding signs: 9 10 9.5
Cloud: ...
Locke: ...
Sora: ...
Squall: ::swims to surface splashing around:: AH AH HELP ME AH HELP ME!!!!!!!!
Maichael Music plays in background
Locke: ::in very heroic voice:: I'LL SAVE YOU!! SUPER LOCK AWAY!!!
Sora: ::glances at watch:: Squall has 30 seconds before he drowns...
Locke: ::runs up a cliff (15 seconds) backs up and breathes deeply (7 seconds) declares that he will save Squall in a great and honorable manner (4 seconds) leaps off of cliff and lands in jagged rock pool (1 second)::
Jaws Music plays
Squall: ::drowns::
Cloud: .........
Sora: ^.^;;;; did I say 30 I meant 27...
Cloud: Well now what...
Selphie, Wakka, and Tidus walk up.
Cloud: Oh so we're on Destiny Islands?
Selphie: No, we are ALL lost! ::grins stupidly::
Wakka: And then...And then...And then...And then...
Selphie: Aw Wakka's chip got scratched again. Teedus, fix 'em!
Tidus: Yeah yeah, whatever. ::goes behind Wakka and kicks him in the *AHEM*::
Wakka: ::blinks and rubs his *AHEM*s:: Teedus... did you just kick my *airplane flies overhead noisily*
Tidus: ::has halo over head:: No, Wakka,I didn't just kick you in your *kangaroo barks loudly*
Sora: well have you guys seen Kairi or Riku?
Selphie: Nope!!!!
Cloud: ::looks in water and sees Zell standing in there, looking out into the water:: Say, isn't that -
Sora: RIKU!! ::runs out into water::
Zell: ::looks back at Sora and holds his hand out to him::
Sora: ::jumps and catches his hand:: RIKU!
Zell: ::grins suddenly and pelts Sora with a seashell:: HAHAH APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
Sora: ::is bleeding::
Squall's carcass floats past
Cloud: Isn't it December though?
Suddenly a huge raincloud covers the whole island and it snows and rains at the same time and bells can be heard in the distance
Zell: ::freezes to death::
Sora: ::surfs on Squall's carcass to land::
Selphie: ::whines that she isn't tall::
Wakka: ::is broken again::
Celes floats down from a cloud somehow and angelic music plays while a golden light surrounds her
Sora: AN ANGEL! WE'RE SAAAAAVED!!
Celes: No you idiot! ::flicks off the golden light by a magic light switch and the the music stops by a record squeal::
Cloud: ....that wasn't right
Celes: I'm here to say that the world is gonna end... ::looks at nails as if she is bored::
Sora: NooOoOooOo!!
Celes: Yep. Bye! ::she's gone in a poof::
Sora: But I had so much sand I hadn't peed in! So many dirty magazines not read!! SO MANY MUSTARD PACKETS NOT OPENED!!!!!
Cloud: ::slaps Sora:: Snap out of it, mayn!!!!
Sora: ::screams:: TO INFINITY AND BELOW! ::lanuches off island and leaves Cloud by himself::
Selphie&Wakka&Tidus: ::die from smallpox::
Cloud: ....o.O
Soon the world blows up and Cloud is blown into confetti while Sora is blasting off every planet.
The magical judges continued to judge people who just appeared there.
Jaws music still plays forever and ever.
What a fun story.
Rated PG for many deaths.
Ages three and up.
By Mattel.
Batteries not included.
Random Displacement of
Kingdom Hearts and Final Fantasy VI, VII and VIII Characters!
Sora, Cloud, Squall, and Locke are standing *misplaced* on some *random* island that looks a lot like Hawaii.
Sora: So....where are we?
Squall: Jujubee...
Cloud: ...jujubee?
Locke: ::thrusts fist down:: Time to find some TREASURE!!!
Cloud: ....treasure?
Squall: Yes...treasure in the WATER!! ::runs to edge of water and dives in::
A group of judges magicly appear floating above the water holding signs: 9 10 9.5
Cloud: ...
Locke: ...
Sora: ...
Squall: ::swims to surface splashing around:: AH AH HELP ME AH HELP ME!!!!!!!!
Maichael Music plays in background
Locke: ::in very heroic voice:: I'LL SAVE YOU!! SUPER LOCK AWAY!!!
Sora: ::glances at watch:: Squall has 30 seconds before he drowns...
Locke: ::runs up a cliff (15 seconds) backs up and breathes deeply (7 seconds) declares that he will save Squall in a great and honorable manner (4 seconds) leaps off of cliff and lands in jagged rock pool (1 second)::
Jaws Music plays
Squall: ::drowns::
Cloud: .........
Sora: ^.^;;;; did I say 30 I meant 27...
Cloud: Well now what...
Selphie, Wakka, and Tidus walk up.
Cloud: Oh so we're on Destiny Islands?
Selphie: No, we are ALL lost! ::grins stupidly::
Wakka: And then...And then...And then...And then...
Selphie: Aw Wakka's chip got scratched again. Teedus, fix 'em!
Tidus: Yeah yeah, whatever. ::goes behind Wakka and kicks him in the *AHEM*::
Wakka: ::blinks and rubs his *AHEM*s:: Teedus... did you just kick my *airplane flies overhead noisily*
Tidus: ::has halo over head:: No, Wakka,I didn't just kick you in your *kangaroo barks loudly*
Sora: well have you guys seen Kairi or Riku?
Selphie: Nope!!!!
Cloud: ::looks in water and sees Zell standing in there, looking out into the water:: Say, isn't that -
Sora: RIKU!! ::runs out into water::
Zell: ::looks back at Sora and holds his hand out to him::
Sora: ::jumps and catches his hand:: RIKU!
Zell: ::grins suddenly and pelts Sora with a seashell:: HAHAH APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
Sora: ::is bleeding::
Squall's carcass floats past
Cloud: Isn't it December though?
Suddenly a huge raincloud covers the whole island and it snows and rains at the same time and bells can be heard in the distance
Zell: ::freezes to death::
Sora: ::surfs on Squall's carcass to land::
Selphie: ::whines that she isn't tall::
Wakka: ::is broken again::
Celes floats down from a cloud somehow and angelic music plays while a golden light surrounds her
Sora: AN ANGEL! WE'RE SAAAAAVED!!
Celes: No you idiot! ::flicks off the golden light by a magic light switch and the the music stops by a record squeal::
Cloud: ....that wasn't right
Celes: I'm here to say that the world is gonna end... ::looks at nails as if she is bored::
Sora: NooOoOooOo!!
Celes: Yep. Bye! ::she's gone in a poof::
Sora: But I had so much sand I hadn't peed in! So many dirty magazines not read!! SO MANY MUSTARD PACKETS NOT OPENED!!!!!
Cloud: ::slaps Sora:: Snap out of it, mayn!!!!
Sora: ::screams:: TO INFINITY AND BELOW! ::lanuches off island and leaves Cloud by himself::
Selphie&Wakka&Tidus: ::die from smallpox::
Cloud: ....o.O
Soon the world blows up and Cloud is blown into confetti while Sora is blasting off every planet.
The magical judges continued to judge people who just appeared there.
Jaws music still plays forever and ever.
What a fun story.
Rated PG for many deaths.
Ages three and up.
By Mattel.
Batteries not included.