Menelmacar: NO! The site is down. And I have to go to school soon. I might as well edit the limericks and save it, so I can post later. Tari is probably
already at school. Eep! Must rush! Must finish studying physics!



Disclaimer: We, being the pathetic excuses for writers that we are, have not the imagination to come up with the Lord of the rings Characters.
They solely belong to their rightful creator J.R.R. Tolkien who would probably think we were psychos for writing this.
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The Fellowship of the Limericks

Aragorn:

Aragorn, Elessar was king,
In elvish he really could sing.
He had many names,
And as many dames,
And wore Barahir's cool funky ring.

Boromir:

Boromir was loud and gaudy,
Yet also was quite the hottie.
He had no wife,
And risked his life,
To have Aragorn loot his dead body.
(come on in the movie he stole his gauntlets!)

Gandalf:

Gandalf was one of the wise,
But a Balrog caused his demise.
Came back in white,
And led the fight,
But pipe weed caused most of his highs.

Gimli:

Gimli the dwarf was short,
Yet of a quite different sort.
Orc necks he did hew,
Quite many, not few
When he gave Sauron's minions a thwart.

Merry:

There once was a hobbit named Merry,
Who led the rest to buckleberry ferry.
Was Frodo's friend,
His aid he did lend,
And a sword of the west he did carry.

Pippin:

Pippin at times was a fool,
But he also was funny and cool.
He looked in the stone,
Which caused Gandalf to moan,
So pip became Denethor's tool.

Sam:

There once was Samwise the Brave,
Frodo, many times did he save.
He had lots of kids,
To Frodo he bids
Farewell, since he went over the wave.

Frodo:

Frodo once lived in the Shire.
Sam as his slave he did hire.
Got stabbed by a wraith,
But had Gandalf's faith,
To throw that damn ring in the fire.

Legolas:

Legolas was very well read,
But sadly, was never to wed.
Shot arrows with skill,
Orc guts he did spill
And wasn't afraid of the dead.

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Menel: HA! There we go. Now I have to go back to studying Physics, oh joy and rapture.