~See Summary on the Planet Earth! (oooo)~
Disclaimer: *strapped to table* I...own....NOTHING...NOOOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG AT ALLLL MUAHA MUAHAHA HAHA HAAAAAHAHHAHA AHAHA ACK ACK ACKACKAK *chokes on a displaced beetle and dies (yet again) X.X
-BeforeHand-
Sora: Hey what's up with this before hand crap?
Anni: ....shut up....
Sora: Who's Anni?
Anni: .....shut up....
Sora: ....Are you my mommy?
Anni: ......shut up.....
Sora: What does this have to do with Before Hand?
Anni: .....shut up....
Sora: I think you're pretty! ^_^
Anni: ...shut up....
*Sephiroth pops up and taps Anni on shoulder*
Seph: Um...Anni, I think we should start.
Anni: ......shut up....
Sora: I AM NOW ON EARTH!! *does cheesy Sora smile (credit of um...this smile goes to T.Z.)
-The Actually starting ...thingy......stuff-
Sora: *lands on earth and looks around* Wow....Earth.
*Denise Austin pops up from *some random place* in aerobic outfit*
Den: Ok Sora we're gonna pump and stretch and huff and puff and oh you're lookin' great! And one and two and five and twelve -
Sora: Is this what earth is all about?
Den: Oh Sora lookit me lookit me, no more flabby arms! No more flab!!
Sora: ....*edges away slowly*
A sheep: *walks up behind Sora* *talks in low, gutterable voice* So-o-o-ora...
Sora: *turns* WHAT!? *stares forward* Who's there?
Sheep: *sigh* Down here, you mo-o-o-o-oron!
Sora: *glances down* Oh! Hi sheep!
Sheep: *nods in approval* I, She-e-e-e-ep of Deagor, sha-a-a-l be your life loong compa-a-a-a-nion!
Sora: *blinks* Ok...
Sheep: And since I hate being a sheep... *clicks hooves together and turns into Celes*
Sora: OY ITS THE BLOODTHIRSTY ANGEL! *stabs Celes with knife* DIE ANGEL! DIE!!
Celes: X.X
Sora: *smiles smugly to self* *hears rumbling behind him* Uh-oh...
*some distant place, Selphie's uh...reincarnated self is rocking on the floor, drawing scribbles on a piece of paper with a yellow crayon*
Selphie: SPEGHETTIOS!!!
*back to earth*
Sora: *turns* *Sees extremely large herd of sheep rampaging towards him*
Sheep: BA-A-A-A-A-A ATTA-A-A-ACK THE CHI-I-ILD!!
Sora: *shrug* Oh ok the I guess it's fine if they wanna destroy a child. *finds a nice rock to sit on and plops his butt on it*
Sheep: *all suddenly get blown away*
Sora: *blink* *looks up* Eh? What now?
*Tidus flies down on a grey cloud wearing a bright green pair of boxers with a pullstring thing and tanlines all over*
Tidus: *squint* Hey, yo, Sora muh main mayuhn! How's it hangin, DOOHD!?
Sora: ....gawd...since when did Tidus....become a ....BEACHBUM!? *runs away screaming*
Tidus: Why do people run away from me? *trousers suddenly grow wet in the area*
So, Sora ran away from the scary beach bum, while Jaws Music and Surfin' USA continued to play on the beach.
*Kelly Rowland (shes tite!) pops up*
Kelly: Sora's got the same size hands as Squall Leonhart..
*A huge billboard comes behind her and shows pictures of Sora smiling and laughing and looking sad, blinking different colors*
*magic audience pops up and start screaming and crying in adoration*
Kelly: Put his fingers in the imprints at theatre from the start...
Audience: WAAA!!!
Kelly: *sighs* He coulda been Squaresoft star, never got the chance to go that far...his life was sto-hole, now we'll never know...
Sora: *in audience* *cries* NOOOO! SO SAD!!!
Kelly: Cloud was always gettiin net from 20 feet away...
*Billboard flashes pictures of Cloud*
Kelly: Had a tryout with Balamb, couldn't wait for Saturday...
*The pictures then show Cloud's grave*
Kelly: Now we're never gonna see him slam..flyin' hish as Seifer can...
Kelly&Audience: HIS LIFE WAS STOOOOLE..now we'll never know....
THE END!!
Sora is still running away from Tidus the idiotic beach bum.
The sheep probably ended up in Utah.
Where's Utah again?
......
Whatever....
The end...
Batteries not included.
Sorry, no CODs.
Disclaimer: *strapped to table* I...own....NOTHING...NOOOTHINGGGGGGGGGGGGG AT ALLLL MUAHA MUAHAHA HAHA HAAAAAHAHHAHA AHAHA ACK ACK ACKACKAK *chokes on a displaced beetle and dies (yet again) X.X
-BeforeHand-
Sora: Hey what's up with this before hand crap?
Anni: ....shut up....
Sora: Who's Anni?
Anni: .....shut up....
Sora: ....Are you my mommy?
Anni: ......shut up.....
Sora: What does this have to do with Before Hand?
Anni: .....shut up....
Sora: I think you're pretty! ^_^
Anni: ...shut up....
*Sephiroth pops up and taps Anni on shoulder*
Seph: Um...Anni, I think we should start.
Anni: ......shut up....
Sora: I AM NOW ON EARTH!! *does cheesy Sora smile (credit of um...this smile goes to T.Z.)
-The Actually starting ...thingy......stuff-
Sora: *lands on earth and looks around* Wow....Earth.
*Denise Austin pops up from *some random place* in aerobic outfit*
Den: Ok Sora we're gonna pump and stretch and huff and puff and oh you're lookin' great! And one and two and five and twelve -
Sora: Is this what earth is all about?
Den: Oh Sora lookit me lookit me, no more flabby arms! No more flab!!
Sora: ....*edges away slowly*
A sheep: *walks up behind Sora* *talks in low, gutterable voice* So-o-o-ora...
Sora: *turns* WHAT!? *stares forward* Who's there?
Sheep: *sigh* Down here, you mo-o-o-o-oron!
Sora: *glances down* Oh! Hi sheep!
Sheep: *nods in approval* I, She-e-e-e-ep of Deagor, sha-a-a-l be your life loong compa-a-a-a-nion!
Sora: *blinks* Ok...
Sheep: And since I hate being a sheep... *clicks hooves together and turns into Celes*
Sora: OY ITS THE BLOODTHIRSTY ANGEL! *stabs Celes with knife* DIE ANGEL! DIE!!
Celes: X.X
Sora: *smiles smugly to self* *hears rumbling behind him* Uh-oh...
*some distant place, Selphie's uh...reincarnated self is rocking on the floor, drawing scribbles on a piece of paper with a yellow crayon*
Selphie: SPEGHETTIOS!!!
*back to earth*
Sora: *turns* *Sees extremely large herd of sheep rampaging towards him*
Sheep: BA-A-A-A-A-A ATTA-A-A-ACK THE CHI-I-ILD!!
Sora: *shrug* Oh ok the I guess it's fine if they wanna destroy a child. *finds a nice rock to sit on and plops his butt on it*
Sheep: *all suddenly get blown away*
Sora: *blink* *looks up* Eh? What now?
*Tidus flies down on a grey cloud wearing a bright green pair of boxers with a pullstring thing and tanlines all over*
Tidus: *squint* Hey, yo, Sora muh main mayuhn! How's it hangin, DOOHD!?
Sora: ....gawd...since when did Tidus....become a ....BEACHBUM!? *runs away screaming*
Tidus: Why do people run away from me? *trousers suddenly grow wet in the area*
So, Sora ran away from the scary beach bum, while Jaws Music and Surfin' USA continued to play on the beach.
*Kelly Rowland (shes tite!) pops up*
Kelly: Sora's got the same size hands as Squall Leonhart..
*A huge billboard comes behind her and shows pictures of Sora smiling and laughing and looking sad, blinking different colors*
*magic audience pops up and start screaming and crying in adoration*
Kelly: Put his fingers in the imprints at theatre from the start...
Audience: WAAA!!!
Kelly: *sighs* He coulda been Squaresoft star, never got the chance to go that far...his life was sto-hole, now we'll never know...
Sora: *in audience* *cries* NOOOO! SO SAD!!!
Kelly: Cloud was always gettiin net from 20 feet away...
*Billboard flashes pictures of Cloud*
Kelly: Had a tryout with Balamb, couldn't wait for Saturday...
*The pictures then show Cloud's grave*
Kelly: Now we're never gonna see him slam..flyin' hish as Seifer can...
Kelly&Audience: HIS LIFE WAS STOOOOLE..now we'll never know....
THE END!!
Sora is still running away from Tidus the idiotic beach bum.
The sheep probably ended up in Utah.
Where's Utah again?
......
Whatever....
The end...
Batteries not included.
Sorry, no CODs.