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DIE. MUAHAHAHAHA!
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Of course, Minerva and Argus walked in. The hospital wing was getting quite crowded by now.
Mcgonagall gasped. "But...I thought after I broke up with him he'd quit finding girlfriends!" She
said. Filch turned red with anger. "And WHEN did you break up with him?" He asked. She though for
a long moment, counting her fingers. "About a week ago." She said. "WHAT?! But we've been togeth-
er for a year now!" He yelled and started kicking Snape in the crotch. "I'll make sure nobody has
his children again!"
"Oh, quit it. He's going to get nuetered tomorrow anyway." Sprout snapped. Argus stopped. "He is?
Oh, nevermind then." He said, shrugging. Justin Finch-Fletchley squeezed through the doorway, his
head was flat on the top. "Help." He said. Then Neville limped in. "Hermione broke my toes!" He
said. "Grrr, I don't wanna do any more work!" She said and took a swig of whiskey. "Sorry, I've
had alcohol on the job. I'm not fit for work right now."
And, of course, Ms. Rekin, Ginny, Alicia Spinnet, Lavender Brown, and Parvati Patil came in. "So,
HOW many girls and women does that make, including us?" They said.
"Oh dear." Pomfrey said. "Well, if you give birth anytime soon, DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME!"
Just then Albus walked in. "Why is everyone in here? The party's getting boring!" He said. He
suddenly poked Madame Maxine "Tag you're it!" he said and ran off. Everyone ran out at once,
trampling the babies by accident. No one cared.
Everyone got to the party again and began dancing. There was breakdancing, disco, the funky chic-
ken, the boogie, the jitterbug, ballet, tango, and every other type of dance imaginable. But sud-
denly all the lights turned off and the music stopped playing (the ghosts were...um...killed.)
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA hack hack cough cough!" Sounded through the room with a
scary-sounding echo. Voldemort was standing on the teacher's table, grinning wickedly. "Now to
kill Harry Potter once and for all! Where is he?" He said.
"Over here! Oh, whoops." Harry said.
Voldemort pulled his wand out and pointed it a at Harry. He opened his mouth to speak, but stood
there blankly. "Oh, darn! I forgot the spell! Hmmm, what was it again?" He said.
"Avada kadavra! Oops again." Harry said.
"AHA! Yes, that's it! Thank you, but time to die." He said, and was about to shout the incantat-
ion when he heard someone yell down the halls. "Here I come to save the day!" and Snape came run-
ning at full tilt towards Voldemort. "Ah! No!" The Dark Lord cried as Severus leaped at him.
They tumbled off the table and onto the floor (where else?) and wrestled. Voldemort's wand slip-
ped from his hand and across the floor.
"Die! Die! Die!" Snape said as he punched Voldemort's lights out.
DIE. MUAHAHAHAHA!
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Of course, Minerva and Argus walked in. The hospital wing was getting quite crowded by now.
Mcgonagall gasped. "But...I thought after I broke up with him he'd quit finding girlfriends!" She
said. Filch turned red with anger. "And WHEN did you break up with him?" He asked. She though for
a long moment, counting her fingers. "About a week ago." She said. "WHAT?! But we've been togeth-
er for a year now!" He yelled and started kicking Snape in the crotch. "I'll make sure nobody has
his children again!"
"Oh, quit it. He's going to get nuetered tomorrow anyway." Sprout snapped. Argus stopped. "He is?
Oh, nevermind then." He said, shrugging. Justin Finch-Fletchley squeezed through the doorway, his
head was flat on the top. "Help." He said. Then Neville limped in. "Hermione broke my toes!" He
said. "Grrr, I don't wanna do any more work!" She said and took a swig of whiskey. "Sorry, I've
had alcohol on the job. I'm not fit for work right now."
And, of course, Ms. Rekin, Ginny, Alicia Spinnet, Lavender Brown, and Parvati Patil came in. "So,
HOW many girls and women does that make, including us?" They said.
"Oh dear." Pomfrey said. "Well, if you give birth anytime soon, DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME!"
Just then Albus walked in. "Why is everyone in here? The party's getting boring!" He said. He
suddenly poked Madame Maxine "Tag you're it!" he said and ran off. Everyone ran out at once,
trampling the babies by accident. No one cared.
Everyone got to the party again and began dancing. There was breakdancing, disco, the funky chic-
ken, the boogie, the jitterbug, ballet, tango, and every other type of dance imaginable. But sud-
denly all the lights turned off and the music stopped playing (the ghosts were...um...killed.)
"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA hack hack cough cough!" Sounded through the room with a
scary-sounding echo. Voldemort was standing on the teacher's table, grinning wickedly. "Now to
kill Harry Potter once and for all! Where is he?" He said.
"Over here! Oh, whoops." Harry said.
Voldemort pulled his wand out and pointed it a at Harry. He opened his mouth to speak, but stood
there blankly. "Oh, darn! I forgot the spell! Hmmm, what was it again?" He said.
"Avada kadavra! Oops again." Harry said.
"AHA! Yes, that's it! Thank you, but time to die." He said, and was about to shout the incantat-
ion when he heard someone yell down the halls. "Here I come to save the day!" and Snape came run-
ning at full tilt towards Voldemort. "Ah! No!" The Dark Lord cried as Severus leaped at him.
They tumbled off the table and onto the floor (where else?) and wrestled. Voldemort's wand slip-
ped from his hand and across the floor.
"Die! Die! Die!" Snape said as he punched Voldemort's lights out.